The New Empire/Republic House of Holy Deeds. (Members Only)

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 06, 2002 4:05 am

Originally posted by CM
Can i be Anakin please oh please oh please?
Also I will side with whoever decides to destory this mac truck!

@Ode: Did you hear CM ?

[THE VOICE mode on] You may fire when ready ! [/VOICE mode off]

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon May 06, 2002 4:05 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** ponders about the Rolling Thunder's TM new teleporting abilities ** May the MC² be with us! ** downs an improved MC² ** Hey, guys, I think I successfully eliminated the system shock eff... ** drops to the floor, mumbling something about the Dark Side and real life and CM hugging Ewoks **

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 4:08 am

Hey i am anakin, nothing can touch me. Unless it is that damn hot princess!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 06, 2002 4:10 am

Beldin:

@Eerhardt: Don't worry about the trucks teleporting abilities - that's just ME - taking the truck along...that's why I need the E.S.S. to enhance my concentration...

@Ode: Fire ! (Where's that damn poheaded gunner when you need him !)

**prepares the meditation ritual that would allow him to take Rolling Thunder (tm) to the radioactive "X" in the tunnels **

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 4:13 am

I think the pothead is asleep at the gun, which is good for me.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 06, 2002 4:21 am

No. 800

Oh what the .....

**Climbs in the gunners turret , aims and hits the button**

AHhhhhh ! The pilot flame pays off !

**CM is engulfed in flames, Beldin pulls the trigger again, then climbs down in the drivers seat, shifts gears and accellerates the truck after some seconds the truck vanishes, only some smoking grass bearing witness of its disappearance**

Geckopat · Post by **Geckopat** » Mon May 06, 2002 4:22 am

Anakin stray away from the dark side...
as well as the princess..
she's oredi booked

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 4:34 am

*steps out of the shadow*

Damn this force thing really works!

No she ain't she is free thrusday night, i got her then. You can get her some other time!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 06, 2002 4:52 am

**Sneaks up behind CM and flames him from behind with a backpack shine-thrower** Thought you'd get away, did you? Think you're so clever, Mr. I'll-wait-'til-Ode's-parents-decide-they-want-to-use-the-internet, well take this! **Douses CM in flaming shine again, just for good measure, then returns to the Rolling Thunder for drinks**

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 4:57 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Mr. I'll-wait-'til-Ode's-parents-decide-they-want-to-use-the-internet, well take

That is just hilarious, can't stop laughing.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 06, 2002 5:09 am

Originally posted by CM

That is just hilarious, can't stop laughing.

There are times when life just doesn't go the way you want it to. Wipe that smirk off your face, @CM!

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 5:21 am

Damn lost the post for some reason. Anyway i am still laughing at that. I think it deserves an award or something!

This is what I imagined when i read what ode had to say:

Ode is sitting at his computer spamming away, when his mother walks in and asks what he is doing as his parents want to use the computer. Ode replies, nothing much just going to burn alive this guy i don't know with a flame thrower on a bar/truck with some shine which was created on the board. It is at this point that ode is grabbed by the ear and his parents use the net.

Sorry couldn't resist!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 06, 2002 5:27 am

It is a pretty funny mental image, I have to admit. Especially since my mum has that 6' halberd of hers.

My mother: "Get off the computer, I want to check my e-mail."
Me: "But mum, I have to burn alive this guy I don't know with a flame thrower on a bar/truck with some shine which was created on the board!"
My mum: "Don't make me get the halberd..."

*sigh*

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 5:35 am

ROTFL!!!!
That is pretty damn good also.
The best happened to my friend, who lives with his parents.

He was on the net chatting to me and then his mother tells him to get off, and he doesn't tell me.
So there i am typing away "male" stuff and his mom is reading it. Finally she says that my friend is no longer on the computer. Man, that was hard to live down!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 06, 2002 5:37 am

Originally posted by CM
"male" stuff

No worries, mate !

Could you specify "male stuff " ?

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 5:42 am

talking about girls. Though he did it get afterwords, because his mom read what he had said specifically about one girl at college who he despises. And since he is asian, his mother really let him have it. Of course i see his mom and i run for my comments as well. Being asian it is a major thing if a mother sees stuff taht was written!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon May 06, 2002 6:32 am

A dark light falls upon the thread,. The Imperial March is heard. Lo, the sound of heavy boots fall upon the floor.

The light fades up slightly. A tall figure in a dark cloak stands stock still.

"The Palanquendi rise once again! I am here brothers! We stand united! I am Darth Nipson, fall to my dark blade!"

The cloaks hood flicks back and a handsome face is revealed, a scar runs down one side of the face.

"The Empires enemies will fall this day!"

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 06, 2002 1:26 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
>Cut to the music<...Imperial March

Bow to the Darkside and witness my Holy deeds!! I have trapped two with my "Members Only" gag!! No one can compete with the plain evilness that is
Darth Weasel.

(See MS. T, only serious and thought provoking stuff from D' Weasel)

As usual

I'm just dying to know what Mrs. Weasel thinks about you jumping around screaming "The Darkside rules!"

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:59 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

As usual I'm just dying to know what Mrs. Weasel thinks about you jumping around screaming "The Darkside rules!"

I have her 110% support

She does keep telling me to talk to Doc Robinson again and that together we can get thru this, I really don't know what she means with this kind of comment.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 06, 2002 3:02 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
I have her 110% support She does keep telling me to talk to Doc Robinson again and that together we can get thru this, I really don't know what she means with this kind of comment.

Thats what I thought

Although if you keep on like this she may deactivate your lightsaber