Take it standing (pub)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:22 pm

I was really hoping I could blame mother's day for something going wrong

lol! Well....this is the great white north, don't forget, up here we are only just retiring the dog sleds for the season

!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:26 pm

LOL We're watching the tourists and students run for cooler climates

And performing the annual plea to the rain gods for some relief

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:36 pm

*looks envious* It is pouring rain today, I would love to trade at times..... *sigh*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon May 13, 2002 8:31 pm

Congrats DW

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon May 13, 2002 9:08 pm

Cheers Weasel

crazymancometh · Post by **crazymancometh** » Mon May 13, 2002 10:55 pm

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
couldn't
speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to
communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her,
straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again
the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she
started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her,
then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi
Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew, "They won't let me far!."

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue May 14, 2002 3:46 am

I must admit when i read the title i assumed it was something else and i would have to close it

@DW, you have a celebration thread of your posts and your post count has only gone up by twelve, that is a shameful amount

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 14, 2002 3:51 am

You got tea?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 14, 2002 6:20 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

@DW, you have a celebration thread of your posts and your post count has only gone up by twelve, that is a shameful amount

This must prove she is not a spammer

Congrats DW, sorry I missed the party

next time you're around, leave me a pint of pumpkin ale on the bar

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 14, 2002 6:22 am

Actually while you are here, could you fix me a cup of tea?

Thanks!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue May 14, 2002 6:23 am

Originally posted by CM

Actually while you are here, could you fix me a cup of tea?
Thanks!

If you pour me a beer!

CM · Post by CM » Tue May 14, 2002 6:24 am

Deal. So you pour it in like water, or is there some special way to pour beer?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue May 14, 2002 6:27 am

Originally posted by Yshania
This must prove she is not a spammer

What a depressing thought

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 14, 2002 8:48 am

Greetings CM...*passes a large pot of tea*

@Sleep and Ysh lol!

*passes them a large pitcher of ale*

Sadly I have other duties to which I must attend today, but perhaps I could leave the pub in your capable hands until I return.....

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue May 14, 2002 8:52 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
@Sleep and Ysh lol!
*passes them a large pitcher of ale*

Sadly I have other duties to which I must attend today, but perhaps I could leave the pub in your capable hands until I return.....

You are leaving it to me, i am not sure whether it will be here when you come back, either that or it will have evolved into something else entirely

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue May 14, 2002 8:57 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

You are leaving it to me, i am not sure whether it will be here when you come back, either that or it will have evolved into something else entirely

But I thought that as a mod you would have an elevated sense of responsibility...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue May 14, 2002 8:58 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

You are leaving it to me, i am not sure whether it will be here when you come back, either that or it will have evolved into something else entirely

I'll keep an eye on things! Fear not, I shall charge outrageous prices and tell bad jokes. This place wont be the same when you get back.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue May 14, 2002 9:01 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
But I thought that as a mod you would have an elevated sense of responsibility...

Oh i do, but not when threads are quite as....provocative as this one

BTW weren't you supposed to be on a Beach or something

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue May 14, 2002 9:03 am

Originally posted by McBane
Fear not, I shall charge outrageous prices and tell bad jokes.

Drinks are on the house then?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue May 14, 2002 9:06 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Drinks are on the house then?

Of course!

I am very generous with other peoples alcohol.

What can I get you?