Advantages of a Halfing against an Elf

gnomethingy · Post by **gnomethingy** » Mon May 27, 2002 6:57 am

As for the supremacy of legolas... I seem to remember in either the apendix or in one of tolkeins letter it being said that he acheived the least of the nine walkers
More anti elf propaganda, Who killed Glaroung (spelling? Turin, a human) Who killed Anclagon? (Earendill, a human) Who killed smaug? (Bard, a human) Who killed The morgul lord? (Eowyn, a human) Who killed saruman? (Gryma, a human) who killed sauron (Gollum, A HOBBIT!)

So you see, aside from Gothmog (who was killed by a *cough, Retch elf) All the greatest evils of the Lotr's world? Hmm, it wasnt elves that for sure

Here is an undeniable peice of evidence as to why elves stink

Khalid, Xan

Dont try to argue with that, couse you cant.. so HA!

Anyways, who really cares if elves or halflings are better? There both bad

Humans and gnomes rule the universe !!!!!!!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 7:47 am

Originally posted by gnomethingy
Khalid, Xan

Dont try to argue with that, couse you cant.. so HA!

Anyways, who really cares if elves or halflings are better? There both bad

Humans and gnomes rule the universe !!!!!!!

Actually, I can. Khalid was merely a half-elf. Xan I don't know about as I never played BG1 through to the end using Xan, but his dialogues are hilarious! "Life...is so vain." "We're all doomed."

Hmm, 5 exclamation marks, a sure sign of a deranged individual.

Re gnomes-Please refer to my previous comment about degenerate tinkerers.

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Tue May 28, 2002 7:09 am

Hmm, 5 exclamation marks, a sure sign of a deranged individual.

damn right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!

i still like half orc's but i seem to be alone

the best way is a balanced party me thinks

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 28, 2002 7:41 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I like being lazy in times of dire need, it's safer that way. And as the Very Secret Diaries show, elves throw the best parties.

@Rattman-But an elf would fill him full of arrows from a safe distance first and then the halfling would steal his wallet.

@Viv-I propose we end this elves VS. halflings debate in favour of starting an elves and halflings VS. half-orcs debate.

Okay, I can join your side in this debate. I don't have any actual Half-Orc 'knowledge' to bring to the table (you'll have to provide that) so I'm going to rely on rumors and speculation.

I bring to the argument the fact that Half-Orcs smell

You'd think this would be an asset, knocking down competition at the first whiff..but unfortunately it may knock down your own party at an even faster rate!

gnomethingy · Post by **gnomethingy** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:16 am

Half orcs? Elves !? Bah!!!!

Bah I say!

Soon I will unveil my human gnome hyrbrid, yes and then the world will tremble before me!

Elves, orcs, and all the rest! the Gnuman is coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rattman · Post by **Rattman** » Wed May 29, 2002 7:01 am

human gnome hyrbrid

what about a Gnome Orc hybride (imagine the sex scene)

that would be something to be scared of in battle

and what about a drow gnome very scary

or a drow orc

i could go on for ages

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:38 am

Originally posted by gnomethingy
Half orcs? Elves !? Bah!!!!

Bah I say!

Soon I will unveil my human gnome hyrbrid, yes and then the world will tremble before me!

Elves, orcs, and all the rest! the Gnuman is coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderful, a short-lived degenerate tinkerer.

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Wed May 29, 2002 8:42 am

Originally posted by Rattman

what about a Gnome Orc hybride (imagine the sex scene)

Id rather not.
I've noticed you're talking alot about sex, any special reason you're frustrated?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 29, 2002 8:56 am

Originally posted by Stilgar

Id rather not.
I've noticed you're talking alot about sex, any special reason you're frustrated?

Not just about sex, but about half-orcs too!

As the official halfling and elf of the league of SLURR-merchants, do you think we should wipe out this gnuman freak? I'll fill it full of arrows, and you steal it's wallet.

*Fills the gnuman full of arrows until it resembles a pincushion*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 29, 2002 10:20 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Not just about sex, but about half-orcs too!

As the official halfling and elf of the league of SLURR-merchants, do you think we should wipe out this gnuman freak? I'll fill it full of arrows, and you steal it's wallet.
*Fills the gnuman full of arrows until it resembles a pincushion*

*mutters to herself about men*

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed May 29, 2002 10:56 am

*mutters to himself about threads that will get moved to SYM if they continue to be spam*

Logical place for it.

Arcane · Post by **Arcane** » Wed May 29, 2002 1:01 pm

*mutters how the hell gnomes got into the discussion, it wasnt dwarves and elves, it was halflings and elves!*

*mutters again about really changing his mind about moving this thread to SYM*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 30, 2002 5:43 am

Originally posted by fable
Okay, I won't move it. We'll let this thread stay around for both serious types and those looking for a haven of silliness.

*Cough*

@Fable*Cough*

*Mutters to himself about how Viv is looking especially delightful today*

gnomethingy · Post by **gnomethingy** » Thu May 30, 2002 10:22 am

hmmm, a gnalf orc sounds interesting....

Gnelves.. HA HA HA HA HA HA

LONG lived mad tinkerers.. with pointy ears

Ha! That will keep you busy, while i put the finishing touches on my

Demogorgnome

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 30, 2002 1:43 pm

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Cough* @Fable*Cough*

What? I thought one of the benefits of the moderator job (along with all the unlimited gold doubloons and fountain that gushes claret) was the ability to be inconsistent and enjoy it!

Okay. Point taken.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 12:23 am

Originally posted by fable

What? I thought one of the benefits of the moderator job (along with all the unlimited gold doubloons and fountain that gushes claret) was the ability to be inconsistent and enjoy it!

Okay. Point taken.

That perk only applies in Lainy's case.

*Fires an Arrow of Detonation into gnomethingy's laboratory, destroying not only the gnelf and the gnalf orc, but also the beginnings on the demogorgnome and all the notes on how to create them.*

gnomethingy · Post by **gnomethingy** » Fri May 31, 2002 7:52 am

It wouldnt be the first thing thats exploded in a mad gnomes workshop

I need a cleric to cast "protection from ode" "protection from explosions" and "protection from idiocy" on me, my lab and all my creations
hmm, something for the future, inspired by south park.. a five assed gnome

Btw, the may have gotten the Demogorgnome.. but ill be back! Ill get you ............................ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

(token edit of post so i get to see my new signature)

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri May 31, 2002 7:52 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Cough* @Fable*Cough*

*Mutters to himself about how Viv is looking especially delightful today*

Thanks

*hug*

You're not destroying cute little gnomes, are you?

gnomethingy · Post by **gnomethingy** » Fri May 31, 2002 8:35 am

He is! And I dinna do nothing... Uhh get him! YEah...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri May 31, 2002 9:29 am

No @Viv, they're all horrible ugly gnomes who hate fluffiness.
Don't listen to that degenerate tinkerer.

@Gnomethingy-I'd avoid having the cleric cast "Protection from Idiocy" if I were you, you do want to be able to get in your self, no?

Try "Protection from THC", since I'm a SLURR that should stop me from getting in.
I hope you're going to call the 5-assed gnome "Presto"?