Beyond toilet walls...

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:54 am

Ahh, but of course. Little Dorothy would no doubt be sent back overseas as part of our Pacific Solution. And no doubt her red shoes would be repossessed too.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:00 am

After a few years in a detention centre, of course. And she'd be in trouble for killing the Wicked Witch, I doubt the Liberals would be too happy at losing Bronwyn "Tank in Pink/there is no aged care crisis" Bishop.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:03 am

She's still around,

I guess you wouldn't want to retire after having a good look at the aged care portfolio.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:10 am

LOL! Though with the politicians perks she'd be pretty well off in spite of the aged care situation.
Did you catch the interview she did with Kerry O'Brien? Kerry, who I already had a healthy respect for, has gone up several notches in my opinion since that little debate.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:15 am

*sigh* I don't watch much TV anymore except for the WC.

Sounds like at least someone had fun

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:45 am

Nor do I, but this was last year on the 7.30 Report. Bronwyn, living up to the "Tank in Pink" bit, refused to let Kerry say anything, talking over the top of him if he tried to say a word. Kerry, in the meantime, asked the most inconvenient questions he could, which Bronnie refused to answer and completely failed to pretend she had in fact answered them, and as the 20 minute interview went on they both got progressively redder and redder, and you could just see them almost losing their tempers at each other. The grin on Kerry's face when Bron stuffed up made me ROFL for 10 minutes.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:00 am

LOL, nothing beats an unproductive debate

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:06 am

My favourite quote from it is "There is no aged care crisis." Pity she didn't do the little Jedi mind trick motion when she said that, it would have rounded it off perfectly.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:09 am

Ahh, I may of missed that debate but like practically every other Australian I sure as hell didn't miss out on hearing that now infamous quote.