CIA Safehouse

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 4:54 am

Thanks, Dusty...

...yeah, I should start getting used to it... just like chugging a few rounds of Thai Whiskey with Red Bull(tm) Energy Drink then off for a ride at The Hurricane at DreamWorld theme park.

Say, Ode, what's wrong with your jaw?

And for the love of BOOGA-BOOGA, get some towel to wrap yourself with!

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 4:56 am

@Eerhardt

Sorry I haven't answered your earlier questions. I've been away hunting... ahum...ducks... for a couple of days. But you have full legal protection from now.

I always consider sueing Weasel, even when I have no legitimate reason to do so. What are our damages?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 17, 2002 4:57 am

**Hooks up a pair of jumper cables to the motor and shocks Eerhardt** If you insist, I guess this is an emergency.

More alcohol is required here.

@Mah-My jaw has just had five fillings inflicted upon it. And the towel was just for drying my hair, I'm wearing clothes.

**Goes and gets another towel, and continues drying his hair**

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 4:57 am

Cheers, then Beldin...

Originally posted by Beldin
talking 'bout songs....

**puts the Beastie Boys in the CD tray**

And now, we FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT to PAAAAARTY !

...and a belated Father's Day to you too.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 4:59 am

As they used to say...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Hooks up a pair of jumper cables to the motor and shocks Eerhardt** If you insist, I guess this is an emergency.
More alcohol is required here.

...be careful of what you asked for, you just might get it!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:12 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Hooks up a pair of jumper cables to the motor and shocks Eerhardt** If you insist, I guess this is an emergency.
More alcohol is required here.

Wahooo! Thanks, Ode ** pours the contents of a BS-sized pint of E.S.S. over him for maximum effect **
@Astafas: he's caused minor damages to the truck and spilt a load of shine - any way we can claim his Swiss bank accounts?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:18 am

**Starts in on a BS-sized pint from the dispenser**
Glad you're happy, @Eerhardt.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:19 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
@Astafas: he's caused minor damages to the truck and spilt a load of shine - any way we can claim his Swiss bank accounts?

I'm afraid those accounts were emptied soon after I registered. But it had nothing to do with me! In fact, I don't think I even know about any account in Switzerland. OK, maybe I know of someone who knows about them. And maybe this someone accidently told me they are no more. Anyway, the money are all spent now...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:25 am

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They ask me if I feel remorse and I answer, "Why of course!
There is so much more I could have done if they'd let me!"
So it's Rorschach and Prozac and everything is groovy
I'm happy as a lark and everything is fine
Singing La la la la La la la lie
Yeah, everything is groovy and everything is fine

** downs another stinger **
@Astafas: so much for sueing Weasel, then

... unless you know of any other accounts he might have...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:31 am

Beldin:

**downloads some beer into his handheld hardware**

**turns of the cd player and links the PA to the internet, using the CIA's own T1-line to get some music from the 'net radio at the "420station"**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:44 am

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LOL, Beldin

** jumps into the hottub, flips the switch and lights a spliff **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:46 am

Okay mates, now that we're here... **Starts loading the videos from the basement into a storage crate, starting with the one labelled "DF" and excluding the one labelled "Cherweasel"**

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:53 am

Lay it on, dudes!

*gets a shotgun-shot out of that UBer bottle of Heineken...*

...no worries(copyright, Beldin)...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:58 am

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Anytime, Mah... ** orders Dusty to pour another round of GIGGLEs and takes a hit from his spliff, passes it on and takes a drink from his GIGGLE, laughing his sorrow away

** Aaah, ain't nothing like it!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:04 am

**Gets into the hot-tub and starts smoking a spliff**

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:06 am

That's it for me for now...

...thanks for the great company, fellas!

*Takes the final ritual shots...

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... Cya guys.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:09 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
@Astafas: so much for sueing Weasel, then ... unless you know of any other accounts he might have...

I don't. Justice may take many forms - you want me to bite him?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:09 am

Ciao Mah.

Go ahead @Asty.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:27 am

C U @Mah, just don't get TOO homesick.....

@Asty: drink your fill at the wicked ones...

**relaxes in the tub and lights a spliff**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:29 am

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@Mah: CU some other time... drop by anytime

@Astafas: too bad feel free to bite him, but aren't there a lot of benefits to being a member of the Darker Side of the Dark Side too... that is, if you know a certain Clinique Vampirique de Londres?
** SLURRs some more E.S.S. as the effects of the shock treatment start to wear off **