C Elegans' couch

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 8:02 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

Access to all my secret files about the clients...sharing dressing room with me and my part time colleauge Ysh....further privileges can be discussed

The dressing room bit has got me interested, depending upon those further privileges I'll think about applying...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 8:03 am

Originally posted by Beldin
That's it.......*slides onto knees in rock star style, ripping of his shirt.* TAKE ME !!!

Hm, it is clear you have some qualifications...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 8:09 am

Beldin can have the job, I'm not applying if he already has.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 8:22 am

Last date for application has not passed yet, but so far, Beldin is high on the list!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 11:24 am

May I nominate Georgi?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 11:29 am

Originally posted by The Z
May I nominate Georgi?

I am afraid that is not possible since
1. Georgi is not male
2. Georgi is on my advisory board for choosing among the applicants

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 11:39 am

Whoops, my bad

.....sorry for the mistake Georgi, have fun picking

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 11:54 am

Heh, I really expected it to be more than 1 and 1/2 aplicants.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 11:57 am

Originally posted by Dottie
Heh, I really expected it to be more than 1 and 1/2 aplicants.

Me too

Closing time is Friday, I hope there will be more applicant by then.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 12:00 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

Me too Closing time is Friday, I hope there will be more applicant by then.

I can take the liberty of nominating BS in his absence though. Im sure he would have like it.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 12:17 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

Access to all my secret files about the clients...sharing dressing room with me and my part time colleauge Ysh....further privileges can be discussed

Hey!!! what's this?? what is with the part time?

I spent a week deciding which biscuits to serve up!

:

Party Rings for the antisocial
Happy Faces for the depressed
Custard Creams for those who like a soft centre
Garibaldis for the follically challenged
Shortbreads for the vertically challenged
Cookies for the technically challenged and
Jammy dodgers for the lost children among us...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 12:24 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Hey!!! what's this?? what is with the part time? I spent a week deciding which biscuits to serve up!

Sorry Ysh, I thought you were too busy for full time employment - I'll change that immediately, you are now full time employed and also licensed biscuit dealer

I think I'll have a shortbread myself, they go well together with tea

and I am short.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 12:32 pm

Wow!! a license!!

My first legal one ever!

LOL! take two! My choice is shortbread too and the occasional Jammy Dodger when Sleepy isn't looking

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:11 pm

1. I have 68 pair of speedos.
2.I still have hair on my chest.
3.I cook a mean pot pie.
4.I'm vile and evil
5.I dance with two left feet.
6.I like whips and chains.
7.I can sleep anywhere..anywhere.
8.My hair is my best quality.
9.Cookies are good.
10.Voted top of my summer school class.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:27 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
LOL! take two! My choice is shortbread too and the occasional Jammy Dodger when Sleepy isn't looking

Oi! I saw that!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:56 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
1. I have 68 pair of speedos.
2.I still have hair on my chest.
3.I cook a mean pot pie.
4.I'm vile and evil
5.I dance with two left feet.
6.I like whips and chains.
7.I can sleep anywhere..anywhere.
8.My hair is my best quality.
9.Cookies are good.
10.Voted top of my summer school class.

Looks like we have another applicant

What do you think Ysh, I think his CV looks very interesting....

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:07 pm

Application from Sleep:

1. I have Speedos with extra lighting fixtures
2. I know one swear word in French
3. I can type faster than i used to, although use the delete key rather a lot
4. Eventually i will rule the world through my online scams
5. Fun, Gregarious, open...none of those are me, i am cynical and hate everything
6. I can twiddle my thumbs at an exceedingly fast rate, to the point of making people hypnotised
7. I can write endless drivel about pretty much anything, including speedo's and tight buns

8. I make good coffee
9. I know how to spell Blancmange without consulting a dictonary
10. I can make an omlete

Plus if everything else fails i can set you up a scam or two

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:19 pm

Another applicant with a great looking CV! Competition is getting tough - and there are still 4 days to go until closing time

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:29 pm

*places more biscuits on tray* I am watching CE!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:33 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
*places more biscuits on tray* I am watching CE!

I am going to get fat!

When all the applications are in, we will have a confidential discussion Ysh...make sure you note your impressions for later use