C Elegans' couch

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 4:12 am

Originally posted by T'lainya
Come out from there right now Sleep, hiding won't help your chances you know

Sorry sorry i was just looking for the jammy dodgers

@Ode, no Llamas anywhere, not even any Jammy Dodgers

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 25, 2002 5:06 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Sorry sorry i was just looking for hte jammy dodgers

Saw the llama did you Sleep?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 5:42 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
And any hugs that the advisory board happens to have spare...

No hugging between the advisory board and non-applicants! Hugging is only allowed as part of the necessary assessment the applicants must undertake.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 25, 2002 5:54 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

No hugging between the advisory board and non-applicants! Hugging is only allowed as part of the necessary assessment the applicants must undertake.

You could use me as a basic standard unit for hugging quality, sort of a basic indicator of hugging standards.

@Sleep-Hard luck.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 6:03 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

That is great T', I knew I could rely on you Minerva is most welcome too

Thanks.

I don't think Weasel is the best, because... because he is Weasel!

You don't want him to wash your mugs with his speedo which he's been wearing, do you?

Personally, I would like to nominate FoulDevilwithlongwords for the position if he's around... no, not THAT position.

He is very good with keyboards and his knowledge of words and spelling is amazing (in many ways

), though you may find your prints too long time to time.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:43 pm

Originally posted by Beldin
That's it.......*slides onto knees in rock star style, ripping of his shirt.* TAKE ME !!!

Ahh..Nice to see someone making good use of that one

... However, if you are not going to use the traditional 'take my blood', I strongly recommend that you ammend 'take me' to 'oh, Doctor! Take me nooooww' for maximum effect.

LMAO @Sleep all that stuff about Wales and gangsta rap and hay...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:47 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
Thanks. I don't think Weasel is the best, because... because he is Weasel! You don't want him to wash your mugs with his speedo which he's been wearing, do you?

Unlike the rest, I'm the best.

*Sits in the one room shack thinking of the days when he can rule the Earth for the benefit of all mankind.*

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:37 pm

Originally posted by frogus
LMAO @Sleep all that stuff about Wales and gangsta rap and hay...

It's all true you know...in around about kind of lying way

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 9:18 am

If my vote means anything, it goes to Weasel, simply because I could never imagine a tyrant being a secretary. For an even better effect, take them all....take them all!!!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 2:16 am

Originally posted by Weasel

Unlike the rest, I'm the best.

BUT I like to PLEASE ..... ( and I'm talking ONLY about the LADIES here ..... !!!)

Originally posted by Beldin
That's it.......*slides onto knees in rock star style, ripping of his shirt.* TAKE ME !!!

@CE & her cohorts: I'd like to amend "Whenever you like, whereever you like, Doc !" to the above mentionend statement.

No worries,

Beldin

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 6:57 am

Later today I will annouce who has got the place...

It is a close call between the lovely males ehrm, well... who have applied for the position...

Be prepared to cast your votes, T', Ysh and Minerva....

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 7:11 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
Later today I will annouce who has got the place...

It is a close call between the lovely males ehrm, well... who have applied for the position...

Be prepared to cast your votes, T', Ysh and Minerva....

*crosses his fingers*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Jun 28, 2002 7:27 am

As long as I get a hug or two after the voting is over I'm fine. I'm missing Georgi...*sniff*

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 7:47 am

Gets comfy on couch

OK doc - so I want to be a dwarf. You think that strange? HUH?

You have a problem with Dwarves? maybe you dont like them?

Doctor are you a racist?

Dwarves are nice.
They have big beards and they understand that to lead a happy life you must appriciate the simple things in life such as GOLD and ALE.
They also hate ocrs and thus practice the two golden principles that lead to a truely happy life - Love of simple things and a consuming and borderline psycohtic hatred of another species.

Let me guess - you want to be a dwarf doc!?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 7:57 am

Dear Tom,

There is nothing wrong with wanting to be a dwarf. However, when one feels a strong urge to be something else than what one is, there is always reason to question why this urge is so strong.

Whereas appreciating of the simple things is life may lead to happiness, hatred seldom does. Beside, couldn't you hold a love for gold and ale and dislike orchs even if you are not a dwarf?

I also sense an aggression in you. Do you believe everybody want to be a dwarf? Do you believe everybody should want to be a dwarf? Now, tell me about your childhood.

And please try these speedos...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:00 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
Later today I will annouce who has got the place...

It is a close call between the lovely males ehrm, well... who have applied for the position...

Be prepared to cast your votes, T', Ysh and Minerva....

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

*crosses his fingers*

*takes out gun*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:03 am

@Sleep and Weasel: No violence at my office please, if you wish to beat or kill each other, please use the madrassed cell.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:07 am

Originally posted by Weasel
*takes out gun*

Drops his speedo's and bears his posterier...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:10 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Drops his speedo's and bears his posterier...

Hm, it looks like Sleep is getting closer to get the position!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:12 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Drops his speedo's and bears his posterier...

...Thereby making an even better target for Weasel...