If you could learn a single BG2 spell in real life which would it be?

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sat May 12, 2001 7:06 am

EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats who id destroy
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Sprinkles · Post by **Mr. Sprinkles** » Sat May 12, 2001 8:32 am

Hmm, on second thought, I'd go with the opposite of Flesh to Stone (Stone to Flesh). I'd go to France and bring all the gargoyles to life. Conjure an army of cool sculptures to conquer the world!

Boris Jeltsin · Post by **Boris Jeltsin** » Mon May 14, 2001 12:24 am

you could use black blade of disaster to chop trees who cast absoulte immunity

Rail · Post by **Rail** » Mon May 14, 2001 1:17 am

I thought the same thing as sigurd (I won't let it happen again, sigurd). For those casting gate, you only get one spell, so you don't get Prot. from evil. Doh!

Prot from Normal Weapons would be nice. Think of all the help you could be to law enforcement!

Cloak of Fear would be fun. Great self defense, too.

Confusion could really help your grades, if used properly and if your teacher uses the (idiotic, IMHO) bell curve.

However, I have to agree with Jennabard. I'd choose teleport or dimension door. It'd just be cool, and has too many uses to mention.

aVENGER2k · Post by **aVENGER2k** » Mon May 14, 2001 1:34 am

Well,it's not exactly a spell but it IS present in BG2 and many other games...I'm talking about the allmightyest-nondefeatable-most uberpowered spell of all times : QUICKLOAD

Just imagine,you re finally out on a date with that special girl and...something goes wrong as usual,well NO PROBLEM,just quickload and try it again well,if you remembered to quicksave earlier that is

Now seriously,from all the normal spells I'd choose Black Blade of Disaster,something's just c0ol about a big dark sword that can make anything disappear forever with just a touch,another choice would be Emotion:Hoplesness for some fun with my neighbors,or Remove/Resist Fear,just imagine the things we'd be able to accomplish if only we were not so afraid

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Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Mon May 14, 2001 4:01 am

yes too bad that "quickload and save" not is a spell I kind of liked the idea.

it would have many uses here is one:

*Garcia goes to a bar....*
*Garcia sees hot babe with C-cup....*

*Garica auto saves*

*Garcia makes his move (pickup line)...* "Sooo hot mama you were great in Baywatch yesterday!"
SLAM! C-cup girl slaps Garcia and says:"Men! They are so insensitive!"

*Garcia quick loads*

Garcia sees hot babe with C-cup*
"Say do you have a mirror in your pocket?"
Hot babe: "Why?"
Garcia:"beacause I sure can see myself in your pants"
SLAM! C-cup girl slaps Garcia and says: that is the most unromantic crap I have ever heard!"

*Garcia quick loads*

*Garcia sees hot babe with c-cup*
Garcia did his homework and now says with a bad imitation of a roger moor voice: "I say...no wonder that the weather is so grey today all the blue is in your eyes darling"
C-cup girl: "ohhh you are so much man, come to me!"

Yes no matter how bad you might suck at things you always have unlimited chances with "quickload"

I see great potential

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon May 14, 2001 4:18 am

*ROFL* Garcia - I'd love a Quick Save/Load button to.
It would come in handy a lot of places - when entering a lotto-cupon.

*Autosave*
*Fill out cupon - and enter it*
*Watch drawing*
*Quick Load*
*Make a new Cupon with the winning numbers - and enter it in the competion*

Manveru · Post by **Manveru** » Mon May 14, 2001 4:22 am

Damn , It is really wonderful idea !

- every situation could be solved according to my wish

quick load /save "spell" is something for Manveru (so it is my new vote - timestop is not as good as this one)

aVENGER2k · Post by **aVENGER2k** » Mon May 14, 2001 8:08 am

LoL Garcia !!! Man you crack me up

I just knew someone would find a new wicked use for the "quicksave spell" soooo,I'm presenting you with an even mightier version...the allpowerfull "ARCHIVE SAVE SPELL"Example...you think: "Hmm AD&D is really great...wish I'd thought of that,oh,wait...(you remember you have an archive save before AD&D was invented)...you load up your archive save,invent AD&D before that other guy,and make a LOT of money

Just think of the possibilities...oh no,ANOTHER great topic just got spammed,damn

Petri · Post by **Petri** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:07 am

Uhh.. for once I understand Valygar when he says he *hates* magic... With people as crazy us you out there.. I think i would choose some spell protection magic

Wouldn´t like to be turned to a squirrel or something.. although I´m sure it would be a nice experience

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Mon May 14, 2001 5:57 pm

Agree with Petri here. If you can choose one spell, then somebody else can probably use it too. That is when it stops getting fun and you have to get all the offensive spells.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:41 pm

wait protection from ice, never be cold again, or protection from fire, hey youcould be fire eater.

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:54 pm

It only gives you 50% immunity though.

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:29 pm

Originally posted by Nick_Dude:
<STRONG>Agree with Petri here. If you can choose one spell, then somebody else can probably use it too. That is when it stops getting fun and you have to get all the offensive spells. </STRONG>

ahhh so I see.....protection from quicksave??!

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue May 15, 2001 3:14 pm

cast it twice

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Tue May 15, 2001 7:41 pm

Protection from quick save! What a wonderfull idea!

MordorMan · Post by **MordorMan** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:25 pm

I would pick Mass Cure and would go visit some hospitals I think.

MM

The Becoming · Post by **The Becoming** » Mon May 21, 2001 1:49 pm

Has there ever been an annoying student, friend, or even neighbor you wanted to rid yourself of... WITHOUT causing a scene (To all you 'Disintegrate people' out there)...?

HARM, baby!

"Bob, I'd just like to apologize for our years of conflict... let's settle this all on a hearty hand-shake,"

BOOM! Instant foe at 1 HP... now just deliver a quick punch to the face...