What's happened to SYM? (spam . . . please!!!!)

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:28 am

@Ode to a Grasshopper:
Just make sure you get all of that "quick, efficient service" on tape (or preferably on film).

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:30 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave
@Ode to a Grasshopper:
Just make sure you get all of that "quick, efficient service" on tape (or preferably on film).

Shush!

I'll see what I can do.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:32 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Simple *hug*, if I were not present by her side there would be no way of knowing if she needed something, so to make sure I am able to fulfill any requests she might have as she makes them I must remain present at all times, so as to provide quick, efficient service.
I fail to see how this is at all perverse, I'm as pure as the freshly fallen snow, see?

@Ned-That was the one. Don't you think it's oddly appropriate for Fas?

Hmph...We'll see what Georgi has to say about this...

(at least MY slave listens)

HLD: You're not helping your situation!

Why would you want him to get it on film if you're not some sick voyeur??

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:35 am

I never claimed not to enjoy a bit of voyeurism every now and then, but just that I'm not responsible for things like webcams hidden in GameBanshee member's homes and videotaping other people's escapades without their express consent and knowledge.

That's "healthy" voyeurism, as opposed to the "sick" voyeurism you're accusing me of.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:38 am

Come on, I gave you a great opening with the "Pure as the fallen snow" comment!

Originally posted by Vivien

Hmph...We'll see what Georgi has to say about this...

(at least MY slave listens)

I await her announcement with baited breath, Viv darling.

As long as she keeps that sad smiley out of it I'm sure I'll survive with minimal scarring.

(You evidently have him better trained than Georgeous has me

)

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:39 am

Originally posted by Vivien

HLD: You're not helping your situation! Why would you want him to get it on film if you're not some sick voyeur??

Sick voyeur?? These types of words could land you in a bit of trouble... Careful

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:39 am

Originally posted by McBane

**sits down, waiting for his drink**

*snaps her fingers and Fas springs into action, bringing McBane a tall, frothy glass of beer*

I'm so mean

(I almost stuck Fas in a loin cloth)

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:45 am

Yes, but Georgi is better at fighting with you than myself. I'm waiting for her.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I await her announcement with baited breath, Viv darling. As long as she keeps that sad smiley out of it I'm sure I'll survive with minimal scarring.

(You evidently have him better trained than Georgeous has me )

Trained?

No, no, no.

It's a mutual listening

You'll notice that Beldin gets hugs now and then. Have you EVER received such from Georgi? Perhaps you should rethink your strategy?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:46 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave
I never claimed not to enjoy a bit of voyeurism every now and then, but just that I'm not responsible for things like webcams hidden in GameBanshee member's homes and videotaping other people's escapades without their express consent and knowledge.

That's "healthy" voyeurism, as opposed to the "sick" voyeurism you're accusing me of.

*makes sure she has it all copied down by quoting him*

I think that you've just lost the case for poor McBane...You can't go around admitting to doing these illegal things!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:48 am

That's what I thought. Come on, I promise I'll be gentle.

Originally posted by Vivien

Trained?

No, no, no. It's a mutual listening You'll notice that Beldin gets hugs now and then. Have you EVER received such from Georgi? Perhaps you should rethink your strategy?

Regrettably I tried that some time ago, to no avail. This way I still don't get hugs, but at least I enjoy myself in the meantime.
However, what would you suggest oh dearest Viv?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:49 am

I haven't admitted to anything illegal. Plus, I'm not suing anyone; I just want to be cleared of all the slanderous allegations made against me.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:52 am

Originally posted by Vivien

*snaps her fingers and Fas springs into action, bringing McBane a tall, frothy glass of beer*

I'm so mean (I almost stuck Fas in a loin cloth)

While I like the service, please, spare me Fas in a loin cloth.

But, to fufill your mean side, feel free to whip him as you see fit!

**looks at his empty glass** Is there any more of this?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 9:24 am

Ode: I thought it over and realized there is no hope for you

Hmm...Unless you buy her a dragon, preferably a pink dragon...she might like that.

McBane: I thought you 'slurrs' came equiped with your own bar?

HLD: Do you ever give up?

Don't you just want to admit that you are a sick person...accept yourself for it and move on?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 9:38 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Ode: I thought it over and realized there is no hope for you Hmm...Unless you buy her a dragon, preferably a pink dragon...she might like that.

McBane: I thought you 'slurrs' came equiped with your own bar?

HLD: Do you ever give up? Don't you just want to admit that you are a sick person...accept yourself for it and move on?

Of course I can provide my own alcohol, but if someone is going to get it for me, so much the better.

Why don't you be a dear and run back to the cooler and fetch me a beer?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 10:56 am

Originally posted by Vivien
HLD: Do you ever give up? Don't you just want to admit that you are a sick person...accept yourself for it and move on?

I have no problem admitting to the things I do, but I get flusterd by people libeling me for things I don't do. If there's one good thing to come of you riding me like this, it's that I know that the Zorkhans didn't get you . . .

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:34 am

I am busy working (Yes i have a new internship) and you place me as the local waiter. That is mean! :

Atleast i gave McBane a non-alcoholic beer!

With my vile act for the day done, i will lurk for a couple of minutes and then sleep.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 1:50 pm

Where have all the spammers gone?
Long time passing....

*song continues, echoing in the strange silence*

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 6:04 pm

i had to scroll up to check what was the thread originally about... somehow it changed from the original idea... you know from the uh... ah... anyways to a voeyrism/peeping highlord massage with two females and a lawyer thread...

this is what happens when you put spam...please in the thread

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:40 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Ode: I thought it over and realized there is no hope for you Hmm...Unless you buy her a dragon, preferably a pink dragon...she might like that.

Helpful as ever, Viv.

Do you know any good dragon stores, BTW?

josh · Post by **josh** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 12:33 am

To answer your question, I've had exams but I've just finished them today. It's not like you'll notice when I'm not here.