Favorite Quotes

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 4:42 pm

The who?! I dunno about any cistern monks. I'm a German monk! Mostly, we brew beer! It's God's work, really.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 4:49 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
The who?! I dunno about any cistern monks. I'm a German monk! Mostly, we brew beer! It's God's work, really.

ROFL

Well then tell Thorin to get on with it, and you can get back to spamming

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 5:11 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
ROFL Well then tell Thorin to get on with it, and you can get back to spamming

Thorin is no God of mine!

Want to catch up on your beer hisory? Try this link: [url="http://www.paulaner.com/paulbrand.htm"]Paulaner[/url]

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 5:16 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Thorin is no God of mine!

But Thorin is God, he says so...

Nice link... are you the one on the right?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 5:18 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
But Thorin is God, he says so...

Nice link... are you the one on the right?

Yep, that's me!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 5:37 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Yep, that's me!

That's an interesting shaped object you're holding... symbolic, perhaps?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 5:52 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
That's an interesting shaped object you're holding... symbolic, perhaps?

I'm just peddling my wares!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 5:55 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
I'm just peddling my wares!

Is that legal?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 5:57 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Is that legal?

Depends on the country I'm in.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 6:03 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Depends on the country I'm in.

Hmmm, well it probably was legal in 17th century Germany...

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 6:07 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Hmmm, well it probably was legal in 17th century Germany...

*LOL* You'd be surprised! The Germans were very liberal ... when it came to beer-related activities.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 6:18 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
*LOL* You'd be surprised! The Germans were very liberal ... when it came to beer-related activities.

Well the 17th century was pretty liberal till those damn Puritans came along and spoiled all the fun...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 6:51 am

some of my favourite Starcraft and Warcraft quotes, from the top of my head:
I'm not liiistenin...
Huh? Wha-at?
I don't wanna do this
Stop clicking me!
I'm getting seasick... followed by a rather realistic bwuuuuaarrrg
this is not Warcraft (Protoss Arbiter in Starcraft, IIRC)
need a light? (Terran Firebat)
I'm stuck in here tighter than a frog's bottom (or something similar, as expressed by a Terran SCB)

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 10:23 am

Originally posted by Georgi
Well the 17th century was pretty liberal till those damn Puritans came along and spoiled all the fun...

Ah, the Puritans...! Among my favorite sources for humorless quotes. Here's my Absolutely Favorite Puritan Quote #1, by William Prynne, drawn from his 1000-page attack on the arts in England:

"Dancing, is, for the most part, attended with many amorous smiles, wanton compliments, unchaste kisses, scurrilous songs and sonnets, effeminate music, lust provoking attire, ridiculous love pranks, all which savor only of sensuality, of raging fleshly lusts. Therefore, it is wholly to be abandoned of all good Christians. Dancing serves no necessary use, no profitable, laudable, or pious end at all. It is only from the imbred pravity, vanity, wantonness, incontenency, pride, profaneness, or madness of man's depraved nature. Therefore, it must needs be unlawful unto Christians.

The way to heaven is too steep, too narrow for men to dance in and keep revel rout. No way is large or smooth enough for capering roisters, for jumping, skipping, dancing dames but that broad, beaten, pleasant road that leads to HELL. The gate of heaven is too narrow for whole rounds, whole troops of dancers to march in together...!"

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 12:49 pm

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Stop clicking me!

Stop that excessive clicking !

Originally posted by Eerhardt
I'm getting seasick... followed by a rather realistic bwuuuuaarrrg

Start by :
Stop rocking the boat
You are making me seasick
then followed by a rather realistic bwuuuuaarrrg

You think Lothar's death is my fault don't you ?
Join the army they said
See the world they said
I'm a busy man !
I can see my house !
Want me to fly ?
Good byeeee.......(fading)
Bombs are great !
We're ready, Master......I'm not ready !

Fart sound effect then followed by : He did it ! Ho Oh ! He did it ! (Ogre)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 12:45 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Thanks for correcting me, KidD01. It seems there are gems for everyone in Warcraft/Starcraft

. Here's another one for those of you who have played Diablo...
Protoss Observer: I sense a soul in search of answers...

Then a side-note on Protoss language (information gathered from various sources):

En taro, Adun: Long live Adun
Adun Turidas: Adun be with us
In Khast'meen: It shall be done
Ee'tahk: yes

[size=0]I think I'll post a "you know you've been playing too much Starcraft, when..."

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 1:08 am

"I never give up" Unknown cartoon?

"If teachers and grammer school editors find my jawbreaker sentences shatter their mushmilk teeth, let them eat stale cake dunked in the weak tea of their own ungodly manufacture." Ray Bradbury

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 2:17 am

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."

George Burns.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 6:14 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
[size=0]I think I'll post a "you know you've been playing too much Starcraft, when..." [/size]

Great idea !

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 04, 2002 6:15 am

Already done - check the Favorite Jokes thread