Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 4:41 am

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Our very own Grand SLURRified Theory, so to speak

. I like it

! I'll create a document with the ideas we've got so far... ** SLURRs some E.S.S. from the tub **

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:11 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
that's what we have Test Subjects for...

[voice=Lurch] You rang??? [/voice]

Hiya people, sorry I haven't been around too much lately. Been frantically trying to get forms filled out for University accommodation, just made the noon post (at about 11:59

) How is everyone?

I love your order of priorities Ode

Damn straight.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:15 am

That is Ode to a Grasshoppers Scientific 1st Theory of SLURR experimentation. Glad you like.

**gets a black beer from the bar**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:18 am

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We rang several times, but it's ok, now we know what you've been up to... of course, had you told us you were absolutely wasted for weeks on end, that would have been even better

** hands Kam a Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter (copyright@DW) ** @Ode: I have noted it down, thanks

.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:27 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
of course, had you told us you were absolutely wasted for weeks on end, that would have been even better

Did I say I wasn't? How else could it have taken five days to fill out a 2-sided A4 form and stick it in a mailbox??

*downs the FHS*
*swivels head 360°* WHOOOSH!

Man, that stuff is good...*catches breath and gets another*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:30 am

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LOL, Kam

- good to see you back, mate! ** orders a Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter too, since the drink has now officially been approved

**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:35 am

Well, that's another one.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:38 am

*downs a second FHS*

Yesh, thish drink definitelely getsh my shtamp of approval...*staggers over to hottub and dives in headfirst to put out the flames coming from his ears*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:43 am

Why has a drink made of fluffy handcuffs made Kam's ears go aflame?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:51 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Why has a drink made of fluffy handcuffs made Kam's ears go aflame?

We Kameleons have very sensitive ears.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:54 am

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Ah, yes, well: remember how Flammie reacted? I imagine the reaction inside a Kameleon body is similar, only that the jets of flame exit via the Eustachian Tube

** takes a drink from his FHS **

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:56 am

Human?? *holds out both hands*

[voice=valley girl] Excuuuse me! [/voice]

You of all people should know better E - why I don't know, but you should

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:57 am

Just as well you're a plane-hopping half-elf and I'm a plane-hopping elf then, isn't it?

**Grabs a vodka and slips into the tub**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:58 am

Beldin:

Oh no ! Not another Fire-Breath ****tail.... - Remember the BUCK's Fizz ?

Hi @Kam - glad to see you're back....

**SLURRS some E.S.S. from the tub and is glad that he had a MC² in the morning so he's fire resistant...just in case..**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 6:28 am

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Well, Kam, I edited my post

, but since I never got any character details on you I didn't make a point of it

... ** takes another drink from his FHS ** ... and before you comment on that you are a unique specimen with a Eustachian Tube, alright

?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 6:38 am

Character details? Oh, that

Well, I'm a chameleon. With a K. And surgically-enhanced red eyes. OK, and Eustachian tubes too

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 6:54 am

*Emerges from the tunnels mumbling to himself about the pros and cons of trying to jump a broken bridge suspended over lava*

Drats, looks like I missed the proper testing, well forgetting about the Flammie incident that is

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 7:11 am

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Hey, there, Tam... let's never mention thàt again

. Sorry I couldn't reply earlier - bloody (L)users hassling me again *sigh* - ** pours Tam a FHS ** @Kam: duely noted

.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 7:16 am

Yes, shame on them for making you work.

*Looks at the FHS and then looks at Flammie*

Considering that I don't have a corrosive internal system, I guess I'll be alright.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 7:27 am

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Exactly! And don't worry 'bout the FHS, now that Kam has officially tested it, it's safe to drink it (with a few minor side-effects

) ** takes another drink from his FHS ** @Beldin: I think mixing a Buck's FIZZ and a FHS is in order - firebreathing and blowing smoke from one's ears

Anybody know what ever happened to Monty

, BTW (apart from being subdued by a female moose

)?