Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:02 pm

*Sigh* this place is a mess...why cant they clean up properly?

Or atleast keep thier dragon in check...

*Starts to clean up the spilled bottles, burned draperies and loads of dragon dung*

Anyone here to help?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:06 pm

Help with cleaning? Oh, I am so sorry, but I really must...eh...polish my nails tonight.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:09 pm

You know there can be no orgies here untill the place is clean right?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:16 pm

So I come back later, when you have cleaned the place. In the meanwhile, I'll polish my nails - and my latex catsuit.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:20 pm

Hrmpf. Then lets try a different aproach...

The sooner this place is cleaned up, the sooner will people be able to se CE in latex. Who will assist me?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:27 pm

Unfortunately for you Dottie, I think seeing me in a latex suit has become an everyday experience for most SYM:ers...Unless you can get Georgi and Ysh in latex bikinis, you will most likely have to do the cleaning yourself

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:29 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

Unfortunately for you Dottie, I think seeing me in a latex suit has become an everyday experience for most SYM:ers...Unless you can get Georgi and Ysh in latex bikinis, you will most likely have to do the cleaning yourself

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:31 pm

Uhh... I thought BS would be willing to help but he seem to have escaped.

Guess I just have to do it myself then. You shouldnt have spoiled the SYM population so much...

Edit: I see Ysh have joined us... Do you care to help? Either way is fine...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:34 pm

Hi Ysh, how are you tonight? What about a charity display in a latex bikini? I seem to recall you looked excellent in the leather one!

@Dot: I like spoiling people

(Or rather, frightening them

)

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:34 pm

@Dottie - as much as I would prefer to help and avoid the latex bikini, it is late and I guess my cards are marked

*starts throwing talc around*

Sorry to spam and run - I hope you are all well

Catch you later - my connection permitting

@CE - another charity display?? and you promised you would not mention the leather!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:40 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@Dot: I like spoiling people (Or rather, frightening them )

Hmm... how come I've never noticed...

Who on earth would be frightend by such display?

@Ysh: Like I said... either way..

Just be sure to avoid CEs fate with exaggeratedly exposed qualities.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:43 pm

See you later Ysh!

Originally posted by Dottie
Hmm... how come I've never noticed...

Because I said "people", not "rudimentary life forms".

Who on earth would be frightend by such display?

Anyone with a sense of good taste and tactfulness?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 2:46 pm

You're discriminating against rudimentary life forms?

I see, I must admitt good taste arent my strong side...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 3:13 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
You're discriminating against rudimentary life forms?

I don't mean to - I just figured they wouldn't care a lot about my clothing style...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 3:16 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

I don't mean to - I just figured they wouldn't care a lot about my clothing style...

I guess you're right in this case, but its still a bad habit. Let me punish you.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 3:25 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
I guess you're right in this case, but its still a bad habit. Let me punish you.

*Sigh* You are right - discrimination by habit is the worst kind, isn't it?

So how do you wish to punish me? Remember, getting me to clean up is not an option - I'd rather continue to discriminate you specifically.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 3:32 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

*Sigh* You are right - discrimination by habit is the worst kind, isn't it? So how do you wish to punish me? Remember, getting me to clean up is not an option - I'd rather continue to discriminate you specifically.

Damn, that was what I had in mind...

But I guess I can come up with something else... like... hrm.. bah. Thinking out punishments is apearently not my domain either.

Cant you just promise to feel bad about it for a while?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 3:36 pm

Ok, I feel bad...I feel very bad...horrible thing to do...so mindless of me...bad, bad.

Now I've felt bad - can we move on to something else?

I'm positive we can party even if there's a mess here, what's the point with cleaning up when the place will be equally messy again by dawn? Or do you have a Sisyfos complex or something?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 3:43 pm

That sounded very sincere...

Who said anything about a party? I want to be morally depraved and feel miserable, I've never asked for a party... And its abit more comfrtable being miserable if you dont have to be it in spilled beer. Besides, It looks cooler.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 3:55 pm

I am glad you perceive my deep sincerity...

Hm, I always thought being morally depraved was a vital part of a good party...

Feeling miserable however should not be included. And personally, I think it would be ridiculous and pathetic if you sat here and felt miserable in a perfectly clean and orderly bar...it's more poetic if you do it in spilled beer and broken glass!

If you don't think you feel miserable enough, I'm sure I could help...