C Elegans' couch

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:33 pm

My motives are pure and above suspicion......and I have never heard of this HLD person in my life.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:41 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
My motives are pure and above suspicion......and I have never heard of this HLD person in my life.

*hysterical laughter*

Awww, Viv will be upset that you didn't implicate HLD in this video scandal...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:46 pm

She can discuss the matter with me at length when she shows up.

I see from your reaction this HLD is a comedian, a good one judging from your laughter

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:02 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I see from your reaction this HLD is a comedian, a good one judging from your laughter

Actually the laughter has nothing to do with HLD...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:08 pm

Really? Then maybe you should see CE yourself about your apparant case of hysteria.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:21 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Really? Then maybe you should see CE yourself about your apparant case of hysteria.

I'm sure CE would agree that it was completely understandable, and didn't require any treatment...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:32 pm

Self diagnosis will not help your condition.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:38 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Self diagnosis will not help your condition.

Removal from whatever stimulated the condition might though...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 4:40 pm

Then again, improper managment of withdrawl can be devastating.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 18, 2002 3:16 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Then again, improper managment of withdrawl can be devastating.

Well, it seemed to work...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 18, 2002 11:48 am

Probably not, I fear your condition may just be lying dormant for the moment. Hysteria tends to operate that way, judging from my previous experiences.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Jul 18, 2002 1:00 pm

Originally posted by Eerhardt
I'm afraid I have developed a fear for pretty female neuropsychologists in obscenely skimpy gold dresses. Does this mean I get exposure treatment now ?

How remarkable, I recently had another client with exactly this phobia...it is supposed to be highly unusual, still there are now two cases within a very short time. This calls for investigation. From now on, I will keep Eerhardt and Ode in this special built case and study their every move as well as take samples of all their body fluids and tissue...the biopsies are going to hurt a bit, but since you both seem so keen on treatment, I assume you will happily go through this...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 18, 2002 11:20 pm

Do we still get exposure treatment, white coats and shock therapy

?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 2:26 pm

Someone tell me something, I am wasting film here.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Someone tell me something, I am wasting film here.

Hmm...how about that Al Capone's business card stated that he was a furniture dealer?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 2:34 pm

Does it involve "CE" and "exposure treatment?"

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 2:39 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Does it involve "CE" and "exposure treatment?"

Possibly. Quite possibly...

You know, like Christine Keeler but with a sofa

That brings up a further point - you can't be wasting film if you're getting hours of CE footage

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 4:49 pm

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Do we still get exposure treatment, white coats and shock therapy ?

Yes, you will get exposure treatment against injection phobia - not that I know if you suffer from it or not, you will anyway be heavily exposed to needles and cannulas. You will see white coats on me and my staff, and you will receive electrocution when I get bored of your hairstyle.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 5:25 pm

Well, at least the electrocution should satisfy him.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jul 20, 2002 6:54 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** wakes up and notices Doc CE has returned ** Hi, Doc, I've already had my white coat and shock treatment, thank you very much. However, with this disco bar thing, I'm afraid I have developed a fear for pretty female neuropsychologists in obscenely skimpy gold dresses. Does this mean I get exposure treatment now ?

Good man, @Eerhardt!

Originally posted by Georgi
I'm pretty sure it's not a common phobia...

Sure it is, both my companion Eerhardt and I have it.

Originally posted by C Elegans

How remarkable, I recently had another client with exactly this phobia...it is supposed to be highly unusual, still there are now two cases within a very short time. This calls for investigation. From now on, I will keep Eerhardt and Ode in this special built case and study their every move as well as take samples of all their body fluids and tissue...the biopsies are going to hurt a bit, but since you both seem so keen on treatment, I assume you will happily go through this...

Assuming you wear the skimpy gold dress, then why not? I don't have any pressing plans for a while.
I also have a few suggestions as to how you can obtain at least one type of my bodily fluids, if you're interested. Just trying to help

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