Viv vs Canada: who will triumph?

Nygma · Post by **Nygma** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 7:47 am

Originally posted by Viv
The Chapter titled ‘’Aye’ and it’s many uses’ was going to prove troublesome.

As one who once lived with only the Straits of Juan de Fuca between him and Canada, I'll try to add a few tips on the use of "eh".

(Right) It's a beautiful country, eh?

(Wrong) How much is that in U.S. dollars, eh?

(Very Wrong) Eh, eh, eh, eh? *hahaha*

(The last usage tends to annoy Canucks as they believe the Yank using it may be making fun of them.)

P.S. If it's BC you're going to, I envy you. It's almost as beautiful as the Olympic Peninsula!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 8:07 am

I'm a BC boy

.....

@Aegis...at least you're a province away....I'm going to be mere miles away from the eye of this hurricane.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jul 20, 2002 8:59 am

Originally posted by The Z
I'm a BC boy .....

@Aegis...at least you're a province away....I'm going to be mere miles away from the eye of this hurricane.

Take some photos, could you please?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 9:09 am

Originally posted by The Z
I'm a BC boy .....

@Aegis...at least you're a province away....I'm going to be mere miles away from the eye of this hurricane.

Well, I'm actualy in Ontario, where I'm plotting my invasion of the states

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 11:38 am

*Hug* Viv, you and DW have lots of fun!!!!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 12:12 pm

I am sure i am late but i hope everything goes well with your trip

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 1:38 pm

@Ode
Bloodstalker is already hidden in Viv's suitcase IIRC.....I'm sure he'd be a better photographer than me

@Aegis
Too late....the beavers are already starting their sweep from north to south......

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:17 pm

*Update from Viv's suitcase*

barely 2 hours, and already I am running out of air. Am forced to poke breathing holes in the suitcase to sustain life. Hunger setting in. Good thing I remembered to bring provisions. Figured any meat would spoil, so I packed only bread and lettuce. Not the best of plans given the circumstances. The dog in the travelling cage next to me has escaped, and seeing the look in his eye, it seems lettuce has a scent that sceams tree. I now can confirm that the dog must have been on a liquid only diet for the past week. luckily, my eyes have stopped stinging. However, my lunch has been rendered unconsumable. Will have to scavange. However, film is still safe.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:26 pm

Eat the dog! Eat the dog!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:28 pm

*Vivs log, Vancouver Date 4:21 pacific time. Have lost my suitcase at the airport, perhaps I should have labelled it. I only hope the guinea pigs survive, I was planning them as a surprise for DW.

In all other ways, things have gone wonderfully here in Canada! I had a run in with customs as I'm only staying one day, also the 'lady' there insisted I show 'her' DW's address and phone numbers. I assume because she thinks red heads must be terrorists.

I must admit it's just beautiful here! Water and sand and good company! We've been to this beachplace where other Canadians frolicked, I took notes so I may act like them. Apparently I'll need to get a small dog.

Of course having been to a beach I'm told it is de rigeur to wear a sarong just like DW. We've decided that we must now dance around a may pole somewhere while eating our luscious and juicy cherries. (I almost wish I were lying) Thus, we've decided to start a cult.

It doesn't really have a reason, but we do have the first two tenants of our faith.

A. We must dedicate ourselves to uninhibited happiness.
B. Men must be in loin cloths, while clothing is optional for women.

Viv, signing out.*

Okay, just saying thanks to the well wishers...Yshania, Odie, T'lainya, CE etc...

The Z: So...*looks him up and down* WHERE do you live exactly?

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The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:34 pm

Hmmmm.....*ponders whether to answer or to keep silent*.....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:35 pm

Ponder how intelligent it would be for him to reply, knowing there are two of them this time......

*Imagines pole dance and spaces out*

hope you all are having a good time.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:36 pm

okay...let's try again..posting as DW this time..no really...I'm not impaired......

Ah....but Viv...you don't need to get a small dog.....that is where BS comes into play...so to speak....

hmmmm....*wonders at the breed of small dog.....a dachshund perhaps.......*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:41 pm

Would be more than willing to submit to the leash if it makes you ladies any happier.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:43 pm

@Bloodstalker
Pssst....remember....Ode wants photos.....good luck.....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:44 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Would be more than willing to submit to the leash if it makes you ladies any happier.

would that be the one that comes equipped with a spike-studded coller?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:46 pm

Don't forget the flea powder.......

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:49 pm

Spiked Studs? hmmmmm usually that costs extra. I guess we can negotioate though.

@Z.....it's not the fleas I am worried about.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:50 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Don't forget the flea powder.......

LOL!

Luckily my guinea pigs tend to drive away fleas so he should be okay...something about being smelly....

Poor BS

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:52 pm

didn't you read my update Viv? I just had a bath.......sort of.