Dragons drinks: hotel and pub

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:05 am

the actions of Eerhardt

I just sent a list of threads we could move to. Some of them may be closed (haven't had a chance to sort them out yet) ** SLURRs some E.S.S. from the tub ** Looks like you had some good chances to meet interesting people then, Ode.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:29 am

My reply should be coming soon, guys.

A 'wigger' is a white person, usually a teenager, who attempts to imitate black rap artists in the mistaken belief that they (the rap artists) are 'cool'. Traditionally wiggers are teenagers, and dress in Adidas clothing, usually wearing jumpers with hoods (yet never using the hoods, as common sense dictates the point of hooded jumpers would be) and droopy jeans that seem to be let down to around their knees. These wiggers think that attempting to imitate a style like this makes them cool, when plainly it simply makes them look like tryhards, and merely emphasizes how different they are from their ideal of coolness. They also unfailingly think that they're tough, but fight like sissies. For some reason wiggers seem to be unusually common in the southwest areas of Western Australia.
Frogus may in fact be a closet wigger, his reference to the group as "wiggaz" has got me a bit suspicious...

Check out the Blagg topic for more info.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:46 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
For some reason wiggers seem to be unusually common in the southwest areas of Western Australia.

Might be because of extensive inbreeding over several generations - but I'm not sure...

Ask Frogus ...

**SLURRs some E.S.S. from the tub and waits for Dusty to couch up some MC²'s - before we start to smoke seriously**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:56 am

Originally posted by Beldin

Might be because of extensive inbreeding over several generations - but I'm not sure...

Ask Frogus ...

Whilst I'm amazed that wiggers could get the opportunity to breed at all, you're quite possibly right @Beldin, considering how small the populations of those hick-towns are. Thank heavens I live (comparatively) close by to the city...

Nah, if he is a wigger he at least has the good sense to deny it, or at least not to admit it...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:01 am

the actions of Eerhardt

LOL

** finishes his FHS and passes the bottles of MC² as Dusty brings them to the tub ** What else could I possibly add to that

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Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:27 am

Beldin:

BTW - are there any other "groups" like the "wiggaz" that I should be aware of ?

**lights a spliff after downing his MC²**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:40 am

There probably is, once I get back from eating dinner I'll fill you in on the others.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:44 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Enjoy your dinner, Ode ** unfolds the aluminum foil and takes a bite out of his cheese sandwich, drinks from his MC² and takes a hit from his spliff **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 2:34 am

Dinner's over, so time for some more groups. Todays special is bogans, though I'll go into more as I remember them.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 2:54 am

Bogans are a sub-group that seem to be particularly prominent in my current suburb of residence, ***********. In fact, one of the two locals I'm friends with is a bogan. Bogans are easily characterised by their habit of always wearing black clothing (the *********** variety at least, though more suburban bogans have been known to dress in all-denim instead), generally "I-don't-give-a-toss" attitude towards life, and poor taste in music, Slipknot and other such 'bands' being the norm. Bogans are often seen sporting mullets as their hairstyle of choice, fortunately ******, the bogan I'm friends with, doesn't share this unfortunately common bogan characteristic. In general they have also been known to have a fondness for oversized silver jewellery and black hair. Without exception they are cynical and hate authority, though none seem to care enough to go out and do anything to improve things. If there was revolution going on bogans would stay at home and get drunk/high wth whatever was available, they are notoriously indiscriminatory about what they consume to reach unusual states of mind. My friend has, in spite of my repeated requests of him not to, on a number of occasions snorted butane from a can meant for refilling cigarette lighters, his reasoning being it gives him a head-spin

. The extreme focus on 'toughness' is another bogan trait, though considering most bogans wear steel-capped boots they are significantly more of a threat than wiggers in actual brawls.

I sincerely hope my friend grows out of his bogan ways in the future, however I have seen bogans aged well into their mid-twenties.
I can but hope.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:03 am

the actions of Eerhardt

I'm lucky not to count any wiggers or bogans under my friends, but I'll make sure to steer clear of them

(don't want to over-generalize, though, but I'm sure you know what I'm getting at) ** takes another hit from his spliff **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:08 am

Beldin:

I think I've outgrown the age where everyone starts to "join" such groups - and so have all of my friends....even the younglings

..

**takes the spliff from Eerhardts unresisting fingers, draws and passes it back**

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:22 am

A kender has entered the building...

...yo, dudes... it's 7.30pm here and I'm still at work... I'll have your coffee E-man.

@Odie: Congrats on the 4K. Good you hit the mark just a little less than two weeks before we celebrate our 1st year at SYM.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:40 am

*Pops in*

You guys still here?

*Notices Odies new avatar*

LMAO @ the green smiley

Your surrounded by bogans

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:40 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** takes a hit from his spliff, passes it back on, gets out of the tub, walks over to the coffee grinder and pours Mah a cup of fresh C.C.B. ** I figure you could use a cup of this stuff

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:44 am

@Beldin-I'm still at that age, unfortunately, though thankfully not many of my friends feel the need to join groups as such.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:48 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Beldin-I'm still at that age, unfortunately, .

THAT'S what I meant with "....even the younglings .. "

No worries, mate, havabeer !

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:50 am

@ Eery - I'll take a cup of that brew while your up!

Morning gents.

congrats on 4k Ode!

Ode, do the Bogans call themselves Bogans?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:52 am

Originally posted by McBane
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Good afternoon Mighty Mac !

How's business ?

**orders some E.C.H.C. from Dusty**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:52 am

@Tammy-Yep, bogans everywhere in Parkerville. It's a sad place to be sometimes, though at least most of the local kids are potheads too...
*sigh* I miss Darlington sometimes...

EDIT-Hi McB, nah they deny it whenever we tell them they're bogans, though they usually admit it after a while...

@Beldin-