C Elegans' couch

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jul 21, 2002 8:29 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
*takes out thumb screws and considers 'alternative therapy'*

Why do you have thumb screws in your tool box?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jul 21, 2002 8:33 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Nope. I think I will barge in whenever my heart desires!

Good man, Ty! That's what I've done for the past few weeks and it works just fine.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 9:14 pm

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by C Elegans
Yes, you will get exposure treatment against injection phobia - not that I know if you suffer from it or not, you will anyway be heavily exposed to needles and cannulas. You will see white coats on me and my staff, and you will receive electrocution when I get bored of your hairstyle.

No skimpy gold dresses and only electrocution when you tire of my hairstyle?! What den of shtìììììnking evil is this? ** starts pulling at the bars of his cage ** Hnnng

... AAAH, the bars, they bend and twist under my berserker strength... CE, get ready for some serious butt-kicking... for goodness! ** starts running after the Doc **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:47 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt

No skimpy gold dresses and only electrocution when you tire of my hairstyle?! What den of shtìììììnking evil is this? ** starts pulling at the bars of his cage ** Hnnng ... AAAH, the bars, they bend and twist under my berserker strength... CE, get ready for some serious butt-kicking... for goodness! ** starts running after the Doc **

**Opens the (unlocked) cage door and casually saunters after Eerhardt, lighting up a spliff as he goes**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:16 am

LMAO

- ** continues running after the Doc ** OOOoooh, you are a fast one... ** grabs hold of the back of Doc CE's lab coat, revealing a skimpy gold dress underneath **

** continues his pursuit with renewed vigour **

Nomer · Post by **Nomer** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:27 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
@Nomer: You are most welcome - and if you feel a need to lie down on my couch and reveal your inner thoughts, or if you just wants a quick electrocution from my pretty colleagues Ysh and Georgi, feel free to drop in any time Scheduled appointments can also be booked by my Speedo-clad secretary mr Sleep.

Ahhh, thank you for the invatation. But, with my schooling and work, sadly I really don't have the time to get electrocuted.

Though, I might book a session for some Screaming therapy, that would be all I could handle at this time.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:38 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
LMAO - ** continues running after the Doc ** OOOoooh, you are a fast one... ** grabs hold of the back of Doc CE's lab coat, revealing a skimpy gold dress underneath ** ** continues his pursuit with renewed vigour **

Woohoo! The skimpy gold dress at last! Umm...I mean

Not the skimpy gold dress! Help, help, save me, *yawn* please.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:16 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Why do you have thumb screws in your tool box?

They're the tools of her trade.

@Eery So you've been cured of your phobia, it seems...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:22 am

No, he was too terrified to post again, see?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:34 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
No, he was too terrified to post again, see?

Then why was he chasing the doc?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:43 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Then why was he chasing the doc?

His extreme terror confused him, so he mistyped. He was actually running away.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:49 am

spam, spam, spam....

Hey Ode, what happened to the picture of Odie. I liked that avatar a lot.

spam over.

His extreme terror confused him, so he mistyped. He was actually running away.

Besides, do you think CE could actually cure something that serious?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:54 am

@Ty-I just thought it was time for a change, the avatar had been the same for about a month or so. Did you ever see my original Jim Morrison avatar?

I hope she can, she's the only one offering treatment in SYM...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:02 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Ty-I just thought it was time for a change, the avatar had been the same for about a month or so.

But it suited you so much better... and wasn't so obscene

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:12 am

Originally posted by Georgi

But it suited you so much better... and wasn't so obscene

I've got a few ideas for my next one that're even better...

Why, Georgi dear, it's just flapping it's tongue. Waht's so obscene about that?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:13 am

@Ty-I just thought it was time for a change, the avatar had been the same for about a month or so. Did you ever see my original Jim Morrison avatar?

Nope, never saw the Jim Morrison avatar.

I hope she can, she's the only one offering treatment in SYM...

Oh gosh, youre right. Thats not good....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:22 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I've got a few ideas for my next one that're even better... Why, Georgi dear, it's just flapping it's tongue. Waht's so obscene about that?

I dread to think...

Well, what's innocent about that?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:31 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I dread to think...
Well, what's innocent about that?

You'll never guess it either.

Everything, it's just a tongue, dear. Maybe you have a dirty mind.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:32 am

@Ty-I'll set the old Jim Morrison avatar as my new one soon, after my next idea. It was pretty good, though not animated.
A classic avatar.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:47 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You'll never guess it either.
Everything, it's just a tongue, dear. Maybe you have a dirty mind.

I wouldn't want to

Well... I never denied that