C Elegans' couch

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:58 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I wouldn't want to
Well... I never denied that

Then it's a sure thing that you'll never guess.

That's okay, I like dirty minds. *hug* They're more fun.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:03 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
That's okay, I like dirty minds. *hug* They're more fun.

I think I have more fun with mine than you will...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:12 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I think I have more fun with mine than you will...

Two dirty minds together can be far more fun than just one, you know.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:20 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Two dirty minds together can be far more fun than just one, you know.

I think you underestimate the amount of fun I have with mine

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:23 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I think you underestimate the amount of fun I have with mine

I think you underestimate how dirty my mind can get...

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:36 am

I think you underestimate how dirty my mind can get...

Maybe you should wash it.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:04 pm

With anti-bacterial soap

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 2:52 pm

@Ode and Eerhardt: I hope you have enjoyed your week in the cage. I also hoped you enjoyed watching my secretary me mr Sleep perform his daily stretching exercises in pink speedos

However, your tests reveal interesting things about you, but before going into that, I must say I am disappointed in your lack of compliance, and your lack of recovery. Your impropriate behaviour towards my assistant Georgi have also been noted.

posted by Eerhardt
LMAO - ** continues running after the Doc ** OOOoooh, you are a fast one... ** grabs hold of the back of Doc CE's lab coat, revealing a skimpy gold dress underneath ** ** continues his pursuit with renewed vigour **

posted by Ode
Woohoo! The skimpy gold dress at last! Umm...I mean Not the skimpy gold dress! Help, help, save me, *yawn* please.

Hmpf, Ode seems to be cured from his phobia, he did not react with a high degree of anxiety. As for Eerhardt - physical attack on the therapist? *shakes head* Not good. I though you were improving, so I had planned to let you out of the cage and instead be kept on a leach by my assistant, but since your condition seems to be deteriorating, I must unfortunately keep you caged, this time with strait jackets, at least over the weekend. Eerhardt, take this: *takes out huge needle and injects a large dose of sedative*

The intersting thing with your tests, is that they in fact indicate that you are both perfectly healthy. This calls for further testing during the weekend...although I am beginning to suspect I am actually dealing with two simulants here!

posted by Bloodstalker
Looks around, see's CE not here.....good.

Hangs up sign "Quack Back in House"

*makes mental note to take down sign before he leaves.*

Your mentals notes are as worthless as the rest of your mental abilites, it seems. *Removes sign and break it into 384 pieces* Not only will I make a flower bed out of you - I will use your kidneys and liver for transplants before you are dead, and make myself a pair of shoes from the skin on your back!

*censored for violence*

Now, that feels much better

*Dresses up unconscious BS in skimpy gold dress, pins a badge saying "lic. neuropsychologist" on his chest. Ties BS to a post in front of the cage with Eerhardt and Ode in.*
So, how is that for exposure?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:02 pm

Well, this didn't go as I had planned.

Would you believe that I was framed? wait, no I tried that one already. I honestly will have to reply later, when I am not laughing too much to concentrate

*just tell me, I AM out of arms reach of those two, right?*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:06 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*just tell me, I AM out of arms reach of those two, right?*

Yes, but just barely

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:09 pm

Thank you for your consideration. Now I know it's safe to close my eyes so I don't have to see Sleep in the pink speedo.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 3:13 pm

@CE You havent answered my question I posted a while ago on this thread

Well Ive got a question for you, CE: Do you think dreams are powerful enough to give you answers to true delemma's in life? I mean I have always been fascinated in dreams. I know there are metaphors for true life issues like drowning in a dream may signify a situation where youre over your head in work or other things. But can a dream solve a problem, rather than just illustrating it?

So what do you think, dr. CE?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:22 pm

@Ty & The Z-What? Wash my dirty mind? And spoil all my fun here?

@The Doc-The week was lovely, thank you, though I did miss out on the pleasure(?

) of watching Mr Sleep perform his exersizes by virtue of my odd sleeping hours. Apologies for the lack of compliance, it was all Georgi's fault

, hence my (not at all) inappropriate behaviour towards her.
I assure you I was absolutely terrified when the skimpy gold dress was revealed. Honest. Faking? Little ol' honest me? Never!

BTW, our phobia was of pretty, female neuropsychologists in skimpy gold dresses. BS only has two of the necessary traits to induce our viewing pleas...umm, terror.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:28 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
Hmpf, Ode seems to be cured from his phobia, he did not react with a high degree of anxiety. As for Eerhardt - physical attack on the therapist? *shakes head* Not good. I though you were improving, so I had planned to let you out of the cage and instead be kept on a leach by my assistant, but since your condition seems to be deteriorating, I must unfortunately keep you caged, this time with strait jackets, at least over the weekend. Eerhardt, take this: *takes out huge needle and injects a large dose of sedative*
The intersting thing with your tests, is that they in fact indicate that you are both perfectly healthy. This calls for further testing during the weekend...although I am beginning to suspect [size=0]I am actually dealing with two simulants here![/size]

Woohoo! White coats! Now if only I could *yawn* get some more shock tr… *zzz*

Originally posted by C Elegans
*Dresses up unconscious BS in skimpy gold dress, pins a badge saying "lic. neuropsychologist" on his chest. Ties BS to a post in front of the cage with Eerhardt and Ode in.*
So, how is that for exposure?

** falls asleep before Doc CE ties BS to the cage and happily snores along as he was heavily sedated and dreams of running after pretty female neuropsychologists dressed in white coats

**

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** falls asleep before Doc CE ties BS to the cage and happily snores along as he was heavily sedated and dreams of running after pretty female neuropsychologists dressed in white coats **

Having nightmares again?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:45 pm

Originally posted by Nomer
Ahhh, thank you for the invatation. But, with my schooling and work, sadly I really don't have the time to get electrocuted.

Though, I might book a session for some Screaming therapy, that would be all I could handle at this time.

Oh, you should rethink... everyone needs a bit of therapy.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:49 pm

*Unties Bloodstalker, hands him bottles of booze*
*walks over to the cage, deftly unlocks it and hands Ode and Eerhardt bottles of Jolt*
*sneaks out of office before anyone notices*

Nomer · Post by **Nomer** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:50 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Oh, you should rethink... everyone needs a bit of therapy.

Is that your professional opinion???

I'm not saying that I don't need therapy, it's the way therapy is given.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:54 pm

Originally posted by Nomer
Is that your professional opinion???

Nope, I'm no psychologist... Just call it a hunch.

CE can get Mr Sleep to administer your treatment, if you prefer...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:56 pm

Originally posted by The Z
*walks over to the cage, deftly unlocks it and hands Ode and Eerhardt bottles of Jolt*
*sneaks out of office before anyone notices*

*since Ode and Eery are still asleep, manages to lock them back in with minimum hassle*