Fight of the Century - Fas vs. E-man

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:28 am

[commentator voice]Laaaaaaadies aaaand geeeentlemeeen. Welcome to the Fight of the Century! Iiiiin the left corner, representing COMM, the fearsome, unchallenged COMMuuunicaaator...! ** COMMies cheering ** Iiiiin the right corner, representing the SLURRs, the brutal, undefeated EEEE-man! ** supportive belching **

[size=0]Ok, I want a good, clean fight. No hitting below the belt! Other than that, anything goes. Now,[/size] fight![/commentator voice]

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:35 am

Not before 11:00 Union rules

25 minutes to go.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:39 am

Beldin:

**settles in the front row, holding a spliff with his lips and a bottles or Laphroaig with his hand**

Go, E-Man, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:43 am

** takes a seat in the right corner for a last few pointers from his coach and a good backrub from a masseuse, hired for the occasion

**

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:55 am

Go Eery, Go!

Since Fas will probably behead me otherwise and I really need my head for my job, ya know...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:58 am

*Will this be as good as the legendary Weasel vs Waverly match, I wonder...?*

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:04 am

Or even better.
So when does the match start it is 11:00 already

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:06 am

We were waiting for you to get out of your corner

** the bell rings and the fight is on! COMMunicator and E-man touch gloves and Eerhardt starts out with a powerful swing to COMMunicator's head **

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:06 am

May the holy light of COMM shine on your path COMMrade CM!

No worries - I installed all the light bulbs

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:08 am

Ducking to his left, Fas quickly moves forward with right hook

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:12 am

** E-man dodges the COMMunicator's right hook and answers it with a jab to the stomach **

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:15 am

*Feeling the jab fas moves back and then launches himself at Eery tackling him around waist bring both to the ground.*

Hey anything goes

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:19 am

Boys, don't forget what Monty Python called the most deadly weapon ever: sarcasm

Go, Eerhardt, go! Make a jar of fricadells out of CM

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:20 am

Damn, missed the first few minutes.

*finds a nice seat near the ring*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:20 am

** E-man hits the floor, seriously bruising his back then, using both legs, kicks COMMunicator off him and jumps back to his feet, just in time for a close-liner as COMMunicator bounces off the ropes **

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:23 am

The COMMunicator quickly recovers and comes in quick close liner, which E-man ducks, and COMMunicator continues on to the other ropes and reverses

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:26 am

Go Fas!

But why no dirty tricks? Why not just take out you DE and shoot him? Whos gonna be left to argue the call?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:27 am

Talks to CE as COMMunicator reverses: I believe the commentator wanted a clean fight

** trips COMMunicator as he reverses and grabs him in a headlock, while he's down **

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:30 am

Clean fight yes i think that would be right.

*In the head lock, COMMunicator grabs and picks up E-man and falls back breaking the hold and quickly coming to his feet* (BTW what is that hold breaking move called)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:33 am

** (I wouldn't know; I'm no professional boxer

) pokes the COMMunicator's eyes out, pulls the COMMunicator's head down by the nose and sends him flying to the ropes again with an uppercut **