1. I haven't been to work for over a month.
2. I lost my job
3. I don't care because I have 250k gold from the mudcrab
4. I make my children call me Bohab the Nord
5. I try to bribe my family to like me better
6. My wife took my kids and left but I didn't care, I had a reputaion of 45.
7. She then called the cops, I figured I could take them since my unarmored and hand-to-hand were in the 80's
8. I tried to taunt the cops into attacking first so I wouldn't have to pay the fine
9. It worked
10. I got the billy club, I thought my unarmored skill was high enough to take them all (it wasn't!)
11. I tried to use my masters pick to get out of my cuffs (I got clubed again)
12. While in the station they left me alone, I casted my 100% cham spell and tried to sneak out... (I got clubed)
13. While in the cell with 'Bubba' I tried to steal his pillow for my collection (I remember nothing after that, but I feel kind of funny)
14. During lunch I thought I'd make some friends so I tried to admire a rather large outlander, I must have hit taunt instead (I remember nothing after that, but I feel kind of funny)
15. While in the CO's office I picked up a book off his desk JUST TO LOOK at it (I got clubed)
16. During my trail they asked why I did what I did, I told them I was the Nerevarine, and all about my adventures with the Fighters guild and Fargoth etc..
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17. I'm stuck in a padded room with some crazy outlanders who claim their 'YMMOT' the Great and 'TheGDMan' who keeps pouncing me.
18. I take the pills they give me and try to make a levitate potion.
19. All I could make was a slow fall potion.
20. I jumped off the roof and drank my potion, but I forgot my alchemy skill was only 5, and I forgot to save...
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LMAO. Thanks for the story, Mikael. Thats bloody hilarious, my friend. 
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I jump down flights of stairs rather than walking, not realising that the landing is rather painful...
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