...Habib? (Spoilers that you probably don't care about anyways)

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 12:43 am

"Stop thinking like him, please!"

aqua, all men think like this, but most men have been operantly conditioned to not say it....

x: honey, does this dress make me look fat??

y: yep....

(smack!!!!!)

x: honey, does this dress make me look fat??

y: no dear....

x: good boy....

hey, you know this, youre married, arent ya???

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:44 am

Pure spam here.... I'll join...
@AC, this is the funniest topic-title ever!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 6:06 am

Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
x: honey, does this dress make me look fat??

y: yep....

(smack!!!!!)

x: honey, does this dress make me look fat??

y: no dear....

x: good boy....

hey, you know this, youre married, arent ya???

A variation on a theme:

Woman: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Man: "I don't think the dress has anything to do with it."

WHACK

Man: "Every bone... shattered, organs... leaking vital fluids... crotch imploded... spleen...still unaccounted for..."

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 7:19 am

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Originally posted by the froggy nutter
Woman: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Man: "I don't think the dress has anything to do with it."

WHACK

Man: "Every bone... shattered, organs... leaking vital fluids... crotch imploded... spleen...still unaccounted for..."

Wo-man: Does this dress make me look fat?
Man: No, your fat makes you look fat.

*bloody killing ensues*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:45 am

Originally posted by UserUnfriendly

hey, you know this, youre married, arent ya???

No...

Littiz, I really didn't mean for this thing to go the the Spam Hounds, it' sjust sorta... happened. I predict Fable giving me a huge lecture on this: I know it's coming....

BS, get a life, man...

And why are we all talking about the Eternal Question that Men with Never Be Able to Answer? That should be strictly SYM!

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:07 pm

ok, i'm going to be nice, especially since i started the anomen abuse thread in another forum.....

ok, that weenie guy in the docks, the one who tries to convince you you owe him money??

why did no mod maker ever pick that up and run away with it to make a fun quest?

and habib would be a fun quest to add on, as well...

habib: hey, give that sword back....sob, wwwaaaahhhhh.....

pc: stop crying, before i really hurt you, why did you throw that &^%$#!!! sword at me???

jahiera: look charname, this sword, this scimatar is magical, and a very high degree of magic too...and look, its got a message written on the blade..."please come rescue me, i am held by the dark sorceress aqua chan in her dark dungeon of sin and depravity....signed, anoweenie...."

actually might be fun....

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 3:20 am

Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
habib: hey, give that sword back....sob, wwwaaaahhhhh.....

pc: stop crying, before i really hurt you, why did you throw that &^%$#!!! sword at me???

jahiera: look charname, this sword, this scimatar is magical, and a very high degree of magic too...and look, its got a message written on the blade..."please come rescue me, i am held by the dark sorceress aqua chan in her dark dungeon of sin and depravity....signed, anoweenie...."

actually might be fun....

LOL LOL now there is a mod I would love to have

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 4:37 am

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

And why are we all talking about the Eternal Question that Men with Never Be Able to Answer?

I'm able...
You guys, see, you have to be nice with women, tell them
what they want to hear

Woman: Does this dress make me look fat?
Littiz: Absolutely NOT, great dressing, actually the fat is concealed pretty well!
Woman: raises menacing a knife for no understandable reason
Littiz: runs wondering what went wrong

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 7:39 am

Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
ok, i'm going to be nice, especially since i started the anomen abuse thread in another forum.....

ok, that weenie guy in the docks, the one who tries to convince you you owe him money??

why did no mod maker ever pick that up and run away with it to make a fun quest?

and habib would be a fun quest to add on, as well...

habib: hey, give that sword back....sob, wwwaaaahhhhh.....

pc: stop crying, before i really hurt you, why did you throw that &^%$#!!! sword at me???

jahiera: look charname, this sword, this scimatar is magical, and a very high degree of magic too...and look, its got a message written on the blade..."please come rescue me, i am held by the dark sorceress aqua chan in her dark dungeon of sin and depravity....signed, anoweenie...."

actually might be fun....

It's a dungeon down there, alright... Not of sin and depravity, but it's my lair, none the less.

...Why would Anomen want to leave, I wonder?

And I hate sorcerers...I'm a Totemic Thief!