Deep dark secret

CM · Post by CM » Tue Oct 29, 2002 11:55 am

I need help.
i really need help.
i have this deep dark secret.
I know i havent told any of you this...but i must.
I will explode otherwise.

I like atomic kitten songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God have mercy on my soul.
I hear the songs and i turn the volume up....sit infront of the tv and just stare.
I cant help myself.
I tired doc Waverly's purples pills.
Did not work.
I tried to picture the pantless marines (you can see my desperation).
That did not work.
I even tried to imagine Weasel in a speedo (man am i desperate or what??)
That did no work.
I could only look and listen to atomic kitten.

I need help..........

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:03 pm

Originally posted by CM
I need help..........

Yes, you do

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:39 pm

Good lord man! I'll got the gun. Do you want to do it yourself? Saying that, I like the girls, they are very nice...

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:40 pm

Originally posted by CM
I even tried to imagine Weasel in a speedo

This is past help. IMO, you should look for an exorcist.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:42 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
Saying that, I like the girls, they are very nice...

Which is why you turn the sound off and watch them shake their booty...

Fas, all I can say is:

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:48 pm

@ Kam, that's what I'm talking about... Mmmm Kerry Katona...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:55 pm

Stop it! Aahh...it's no good. Be right back...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:58 pm

Hello!? What're you upto now?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:05 pm

Err...nothing! And I've all finished the nothing, so that's OK, isn't it?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:16 pm

Damn you scare me, Kam. I'm getting worried about you, it must be all that Bristol air...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:19 pm

*sees current conversation and backs out the door before he has to see anything*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:26 pm

I had pretty much the same thought BS...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:29 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
I had pretty much the same thought BS...

But yet you are still here......I wonder what keeps you??

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:30 pm

The thought of Atomic Kitten!

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:31 pm

Time for a good old smiley reply!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:36 pm

I'm afraid I can only prescribe one thing - Although if you ask CE I'm sure she will tell you the Latin name for your condition. You need to cure this, and fast. Tybaltus and Kid# will only make your condition worse at this crucial point, so stay away from them.
Have a conversation with Tamerlane if you can. He will point you in the right direction. But if all else fails, you will simply have to sgn up to T'raptor and Bloodstalker's School of Hard Rocks. It will hurt...It will make you cry, you little girl. But you have to do it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:44 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
The thought of Atomic Kitten!

Sure...uh-huh, we believe you

CM · Post by CM » Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:00 pm

I need help who will help me?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:05 pm

Having never heard of Atomic Kitten (this is what happens when you get old) I went to their web site. My first question...how old are these young ladies??

@ Fas - If they are over 18, I don't think you have too much of a problem, except for possibly bad taste in music. If not......

CM · Post by CM » Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:10 pm

they are above 18, and one is pregnant.....i have horrible taste in music. Help me!