No, there's no game involved, and no Chance or Community Chest. Instead, this is *your* chance to finally own a virtual piece of real estate! All you have to do is write a message here and open up a storefront. It doesn't matter what you sell (except that it has to be vaguely legal). It doesn't matter that no one will buy it. In fact, the whole idea is utterly inane! So...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
I'm using this message as well to open Fable's Tarot Parlor and Shooting Range. That's right: get in touch with the inner you, then work off that excess energy by blasting apart a few hamster brains. Fun for the whole family!
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To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Originally posted by fable
No, there's no game involved, and no Chance or Community Chest. Instead, this is *your* chance to finally own a virtual piece of real estate! All you have to do is write a message here and open up a storefront. It doesn't matter what you sell (except that it has to be vaguely legal). It doesn't matter that no one will buy it. In fact, the whole idea is utterly inane! So...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
I'm using this message as well to open Fable's Tarot Parlor and Shooting Range. That's right: get in touch with the inner you, then work off that excess energy by blasting apart a few hamster brains. Fun for the whole family!
Wow...This sounds like my kind of place since I'm a Hippie by birth and a NRA Member by choice.
BTW Nice bead curtain.
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others - Unknown
Well then, I think I will be opening a bookstore... a bookstore of really old books, books from back before even Fable was around ...
Welcome to Zelgadis' Bookstore of Ye Olde Bookage! Old books are our specialty! Don't touch anything until you've paid! A cleric will open the cases if you wish to take a closer look, but only after a security deposit! If you so much as sneeze in my store, the bouncers will throw you out! Enjoy you stay. No pets or children allowed. Shoes, shirts, pants, gloves, and hats required!
...Welcome to Zelgadis' Bookstore of Ye Olde Bookage! Old books are our specialty! Don't touch anything until you've paid! A cleric will open the cases if you wish to take a closer look, but only after a security deposit! If you so much as sneeze in my store, the bouncers will throw you out! Enjoy you stay. No pets or children allowed. Shoes, shirts, pants, gloves, and hats required!
If I asked, would you answer? Its your problem. Its a deep, deep problem. I have no way to ask about that... I have no elegant way of stepping into your heart without tracking in filth. So I will wait. Someday, when you want to tell me, tell me then. -Bleach
Don’t fall for it guys! Fable’s setting up a trap! 
Run away while you still can! *Kayless tosses a box of Depend fable’s direction and scampers away*
Depend offers a full range of moderate to heavy absorbent products for incontinence that gives people the freedom to be active and independent. Our name means trust, understanding, confidence and self-respect.
Run away while you still can! *Kayless tosses a box of Depend fable’s direction and scampers away* Depend offers a full range of moderate to heavy absorbent products for incontinence that gives people the freedom to be active and independent. Our name means trust, understanding, confidence and self-respect.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Is it he, that is tricking us, or are you just trying to get a quick plug?Originally posted by Kayless
Don’t fall for it guys! Fable’s setting up a trap!
Depend offers a full range of moderate to heavy absorbent products for incontinence that gives people the freedom to be active and independent. Our name means trust, understanding, confidence and self-respect.
I have no idea what my place would be. Probably a vacant lot or something.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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Is that tire almost flat....well we cannot have that! With our November Special, we can increase that tire 50%. (Firestone tire...in stock!!)
Bird droppings on the car hood? Wth our $9.92 special, we can make the trunk match..(At least 50% matching..No refunds!)
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"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Is it he, that is tricking us, or are you just trying to get a quick plug?
What I do is for the good of the people.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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fable
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Originally posted by Aegis
Yes, and next there will be calves born with two heads, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be playing bridge on your front lawn.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Soon to open...
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Where you can find the best threads for any occassion.
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Where you can find the best threads for any occassion.
"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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Not an artist, philosopher, writer, actor or musician?
Not an out-of-work mime, but all your friends are?
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We stock:
Antique Typewriters
Berets
Bongos
Cravates
Cuban Heels
Destroyed Manuscripts [£16 per lb.]
Easels
Half-empty coffee cups
Liquorice Cigarette Papers
Magic Roundabout Cufflinks
Manifesto of the Communist Party [well-mauled and thoroughly anotated]
Neckerchiefs [silk; black, white, burgundy]
Paisley [jackets, shirts, frock coats]
The Problems of Philosophy [battered, tobacco-stained and commented upon in at least thirteen margins]
Sketch Books [£8 with drafted & redrafted abstract poetry; £10 with hastily observed pencil drawings; £15 with comments on current political events (Machiavelli references extra); £17 with hand-drawn diagrams for stage magic apparatus; £21 with scribbled-out proof of Fermat's Theorem]
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
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Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
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Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.