Buckopoly (spam!)

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 11:57 am

OMG a spam thread? *dies*

Hey Vic, can I have some sour cream with that?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:11 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
OMG a spam thread? *dies*

There seems to be some general concern about my creation of a spam thread.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:31 pm

Originally posted by fable
There seems to be some general concern about my creation of a spam thread.

Well let me check my bible for signs of the Apocalypse. Best rapper in world is white... check. Best golfer in the world is black... check. Fable starts a spam thread... check. Yep, we're doomed.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 4:08 pm

Cheers fable....

@Robnark - How many toes have your goblins got?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 5:09 pm

Originally posted by frogus
@Robnark - How many toes have your goblins got?

buggered if i know. the little freaks keep growing extra ones when i'm not looking.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 6:58 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
Well let me check my bible for signs of the Apocalypse. Best rapper in world is white... check. Best golfer in the world is black... check. Fable starts a spam thread... check. Yep, we're doomed.

Anything I can do to contribute to chaos. Good to know my little bit is appreciated.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:05 pm

You mean to say...

Originally posted by Aegis
Bout damn time, if you ask me. Last time I saw those horsemen, it was at Gemorha... Punks owe me ten bucks...

...that Waverly, Foul, Weasel and Bloodstalker collectively owe you 10 bucks?!!!

Why?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 9:08 pm

Originally posted by fable
<SNIP>and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be playing bridge on your front lawn.

I don't recall we have any appointment for a bridge game somewhere lately

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 9:37 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
I don't recall we have any appointment for a bridge game somewhere lately

No, not you--the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. At best, you'll be keeping score.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 9:38 pm

GADS!!!

Originally posted by KidD01
I don't recall we have any appointment for a bridge game somewhere lately

... your the FIFTH

horseman, KidD?

Then you owe Aegis 10 bucks.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 1:48 am

Moi ? I'm the fourth - I thought you're the third, Mah ? And as I recall it's you who owe ten bucks to Ol'Fish Slapper

Ummm don't blame me, fable just unmasked me as the score keeper too

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 11:04 am

He's fifth--I think they refer to Kid01.255217 officially as "The Spare Tire of the Apocalypse." Let all those without auto insurance tremble...!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:25 pm

LOL this is the other side of fable that some people never seen before. In a satyr humor mood today aren't ya, fable ?

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McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:55 pm

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RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 3:57 pm

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fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:19 pm

LOL! @RandomThug, you da Man.

Brain dead mafia like thugs,
Weasel,

...And you got the goods, too.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 6:13 pm

Well..

Dont ask questions, we just get things done. Even those who dont originally agree, will eventually.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:35 pm

AC's Bad Boyfriend Remedies

Ladies, are you tired of being stalked throughout SYM all the time? Annoyed with the eye-holes in the showers? Frusterated with the attempts to "trick" you into removing your clothing? Fear not! AC has come up with a list of remedies that have been tested again and again, and almost all of them comes out successful each time (unless you're dealing with one of those really persistant, flea infested sheep-fettish guys)!

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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:40 pm

Posted by AC

And self-proclaimed lurkers with a higher post count that's higher than they can count? Well, just go and...and... Well, I'm still working on this one

@Mah....I find the company you put me in disturbing

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:41 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

@Mah....I find the company you put me in disturbing

Well, let me test a semi-new idea again...

*locks up booze, including flask in BS's pocket*

*waits for results*