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Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 9:19 pm

OH YEAH!!!

Originally posted by Scayde
Scayde's School for Boys

Offering the best in education for young men ...

Open enrollment now for the spring semester ...

...teach me, Milady, teach me please!!!!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 9:34 pm

Tybaltus' Animal Avatar [color=sky blue]Protection[/color] Agency

Thats right. If you ever have an avatar that is put into danger by hungry members of the board that claim they want to have you in their belly, this is the sanctuary for you. Are you tired of Ned Flanders chasing you down with his hatchet? Or Bloodstalker saying he'd like that hatchet in your body? And what about Random Thug licking his chops because he sees you on a plate after a toasting on the barbecue? I know I was in need of a protection agency. So here we are. Such avatars as Parrots, Raccoons, Penguins, Dragons, and even Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog, have been claimed to be tasty by certain members. And some animals have yet to be targeted are still in danger like frogs and rabbits...so beware! So come if you need sanctuary from these hungry members!

Animals assisted:

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 2:37 pm

Of course, it had to be....

Gruntboy's Army Surplus Store

LOTS OF CAMO, NO PANTS.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 3:40 pm

*All the thugs awaken drunk and a mess. Some how they awaken within Scaydes school, the cheerleaders missing*

Well I did put a deposit on the girls so I aint payin for em! I dont know where they are! I swear.. I think.

@AC Ohhh you want a strawberry margerita too? I'll keep my pants on, thats the least I can do...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 2:34 am

** drives up to the Duffroom, where he dropped off Thug and finds one keg empty, the other one missing and the keys on the floor, along with the cheerleaders ** What the...?! ** wakes up the Duff cheerleaders and after being reassured that the party was a success, but that the Thugs left this morning with the keg of Duff Dark to party on, returns to the Rolling Thunder ** to pull up the tapes

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 7:29 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Of course, it had to be....

Gruntboy's Army Surplus Store

LOTS OF CAMO, NO PANTS.

Ya got ammo too, Grunto ?

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 7:49 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Tybaltus' Animal Avatar [color=sky blue]Protection[/color] Agency

Animals assisted:

Hey Tyb, my hamster needs protection!
I've been reluctand (sp?) to use it due to euh... hamster eating monsters that hide in the shadows of SYM.

He seeks protection to ensure his safety on his return!

<(Help me!)

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:16 pm

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Hey Tyb, my hamster needs protection!
I've been reluctand (sp?) to use it due to euh... hamster eating monsters that hide in the shadows of SYM.

He seeks protection to ensure his safety on his return!

<(Help me!)

ROFL

Well thats what my agency is here for. Now if only we had more employees to defend our avatars.

But certainly, you can join the alliance.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:21 pm

Come on, now! If you're going to offer protection to his hamster, how is Fable's Tarot Parlor and Rifle Range going to manage? Why, shooting at live hamsters is our claim to fame! And we have excellent benefits for the hamsters, too, including full insurance, holidays, sick leave, maternity leave, and free gibble if they survive! Do you want to drive me out of business?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:32 pm

Originally posted by fable
Come on, now! If you're going to offer protection to his hamster, how is Fable's Tarot Parlor and Rifle Range going to manage? Why, shooting at live hamsters is our claim to fame! And we have excellent benefits for the hamsters, too, including full insurance, holidays, sick leave, maternity leave, and free gibble if they survive! Do you want to drive me out of business?

Well I guess I can add Fable to my list of SYM members to be wary about when youve got an animal avatar.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:41 pm

The list isnt going...

.. to ever get shorter mr tyb.

I'll have your yarbles in a bottle you'll see.

Tip Top mr cat!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:46 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika

...teach me, Milady, teach me please!!!!

LOL.....Mah...somehow I think you are a shoo-in for "Teacher's Pet".........

Originally posted by RandomThug
*All the thugs awaken drunk and a mess. Some how they awaken within Scaydes school, the cheerleaders missing*

Well I did put a deposit on the girls so I aint payin for em! I dont know where they are! I swear.. I think.

@AC Ohhh you want a strawberry margerita too? I'll keep my pants on, thats the least I can do...

'

So glad you decided to enroll Thug....but if you don't behave you will have to stay after school in detention

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:48 pm

Ever hear the song

Hot for teacher?

Yeah I'll be your best student... \

Im studying to get my PHD in (BEEP)of course..