Aw. Dammit!Originally posted by Vicsun
Wow. If anyone read through all of this, then he needs to get a life.
How many different ways do people have to prove this? The Sacred Code
How many different ways do people have to prove this? “Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
hmmm....i follow all this....works wonders for my life
One thing i must say rule 85 must never been broken.
I know it never should never been broken, as someone broke it.
Man did he get a beat down later on
One thing i must say rule 85 must never been broken.
I know it never should never been broken, as someone broke it.
Man did he get a beat down later on
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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Maharlika
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"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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Hi Mah, long time no see.
*sigh* I am a man born well after his time. I missed out on all of this?
Well...say, do you still have some of those Hefner tomes?
*sigh* I am a man born well after his time. I missed out on all of this?
Well...say, do you still have some of those Hefner tomes?
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
LMAO.....
*reading fine print with secret decoder ring*
....All above said rules ware writen by the governing body of N.O.W.,
Helen Stiener, Martha Stewart, and Janet Reno,
in order to keep men perpetually off ballanced and thoroughly maliable.......
*reading fine print with secret decoder ring*
....All above said rules ware writen by the governing body of N.O.W.,
Helen Stiener, Martha Stewart, and Janet Reno,
in order to keep men perpetually off ballanced and thoroughly maliable.......
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde)
The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Rule #13,021: It is your God given right to "observe" other females while at the beach, provided you don't get caught
Rule #13,110: Beer is not beer until it is over 5%
Rule #13,143: Exported beer is fine, unless there is a local brewery in town. Then any other beer is hog swile
Rule #13,179: Unless you've had enough beers to go blind, there is no excuse for cheating with the hottie at the bar, regardless of how much hotter she is then your girlfriend. *This rule is exempt if she has done one of the following: Thrown out your Sports Illustrated, made you miss your Football game, subjected you to embroidery lessons*
Rule #13,110: Beer is not beer until it is over 5%
Rule #13,143: Exported beer is fine, unless there is a local brewery in town. Then any other beer is hog swile
Rule #13,179: Unless you've had enough beers to go blind, there is no excuse for cheating with the hottie at the bar, regardless of how much hotter she is then your girlfriend. *This rule is exempt if she has done one of the following: Thrown out your Sports Illustrated, made you miss your Football game, subjected you to embroidery lessons*
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Maharlika
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Yes, it's been awhile...
...as for the Heffner Tomes, I'm afraid KidD has snaked off with everything and "kept them for safe keeping" inside his bunker.
Rule # 14,001: When drunk, there is no such thing as an unattractive woman and a mission impossible.
Originally posted by Chanak
Hi Mah, long time no see.
*sigh* I am a man born well after his time. I missed out on all of this?
Well...say, do you still have some of those Hefner tomes?
...as for the Heffner Tomes, I'm afraid KidD has snaked off with everything and "kept them for safe keeping" inside his bunker.
Rule # 14,001: When drunk, there is no such thing as an unattractive woman and a mission impossible.
"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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ROFLMAO!
..and don't forget ..
Rule #15,001 : I you've been unfaithful to your girlfriend - don't brag. Don't tell anyone. Not even your best buddy. If it DOES get out - some ****head will use the information to hit on your GF.
No worries,
Beldin
..and don't forget ..
Rule #15,001 : I you've been unfaithful to your girlfriend - don't brag. Don't tell anyone. Not even your best buddy. If it DOES get out - some ****head will use the information to hit on your GF.
No worries,
Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Actually....in this case, I think there would be worries....Originally posted by Beldin
ROFLMAO!
..and don't forget ..
Rule #15,001 : I you've been unfaithful to your girlfriend - don't brag. Don't tell anyone. Not even your best buddy. If it DOES get out - some ****head will use the information to hit on your GF.
No worries,
Beldin
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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RandomThug
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Bah HAH
How dare we not recongnize the true men behind the mission.
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Heres some pictures of my hero's
How dare we not recongnize the true men behind the mission.
N ational
O rganization of
M en
A gainst
A mazonian
M asterhood
Heres some pictures of my hero's
Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.
The Dude: On you maybe.
A worthy bump and i have a question how many of you apply these "rules" in real life?
I have used on occasion:
Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.
Rule #85 (The Sergeant Schultz Rule): When queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
Rule #404: Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move furniture: Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move furniture: You’d rather stay home and watch Speed Buggy reruns.
Rule #959: You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bull****. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.)
Rule #1,073: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Rule #1,219: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
Considering I have a sister this most certainly applies.
Rule #1,476: The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late: five minutes. Maximum waiting time: six minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1–10 scale.
Rule #1,862: A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own—weed whacker, car, firstborn child—with 12 hours’ notice. If he damages the item, he must repair it within seven days, even if it means selling his plasma. Exception: If you don’t notice the damage at the hand-off, he gets away scot-free.
Rule #2,284 (The Patton Principle): Falling on a grenade for a buddy (i.e., agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he’s trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up bonking the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
Rule #2,475: Do not torpedo single friends: If you’re married and a pal drops by with a date, do not, even after your sixth vodka, blurt out, “So, when are you two gonna walk the plank?” Punishment: Following the assembly instructions for your rug rats’ toys for two years.
Rule #2,500: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
Rule #2,650 (The Hand-off Catechism): Before dating a buddy’s ex, you are required to ask his permission; and he, in return, is required to grant it. But he’s fully within his rights to say, “Man, are you gonna love the way she licks your testicles.”
Rule #2,901: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.) - This rule is applied very strictly. Dinner maybe. Drinks definitely as a group.
Rule #4,671: While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies’ girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals’ significant ****heads—low-level sports bonding is all the law requires. (Sorry, ladies: It’s called a double standard because it’s twice as true.)
Rule #5,649: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
Rule #5,888 (The Mercy Rule): When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny, loser friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
Rule #7,847: The third, fourth, and fifth rules of Fight Club: If your buddy is outnumbered, outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If during the past 24 hours his actions have caused you to think What this guy needs is a good ass-whupping, you may stand back and enjoy.
Rule #9,374: If you catch your woman screwing your best friend, let your state’s crimes-of-passion laws be your guide.
Rule #9,481: When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of getting laid, either.
Rule #9,601: Before allowing a drunken pal to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “**** off!” you are absolved of responsibility. Remember: Later on you will have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
Rule 10,043: The "selective hearing" thing is the greatest gig men having going for us. Don't ever let a woman think you're just ignoring her.
This and playing dumb, the two best things in the world. I have gotten out of so much **** by working these two together.
I have used on occasion:
Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.
Rule #85 (The Sergeant Schultz Rule): When queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
Rule #404: Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move furniture: Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move furniture: You’d rather stay home and watch Speed Buggy reruns.
Rule #959: You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bull****. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.)
Rule #1,073: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Rule #1,219: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
Considering I have a sister this most certainly applies.
Rule #1,476: The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late: five minutes. Maximum waiting time: six minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1–10 scale.
Rule #1,862: A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own—weed whacker, car, firstborn child—with 12 hours’ notice. If he damages the item, he must repair it within seven days, even if it means selling his plasma. Exception: If you don’t notice the damage at the hand-off, he gets away scot-free.
Rule #2,284 (The Patton Principle): Falling on a grenade for a buddy (i.e., agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he’s trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up bonking the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
Rule #2,475: Do not torpedo single friends: If you’re married and a pal drops by with a date, do not, even after your sixth vodka, blurt out, “So, when are you two gonna walk the plank?” Punishment: Following the assembly instructions for your rug rats’ toys for two years.
Rule #2,500: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
Rule #2,650 (The Hand-off Catechism): Before dating a buddy’s ex, you are required to ask his permission; and he, in return, is required to grant it. But he’s fully within his rights to say, “Man, are you gonna love the way she licks your testicles.”
Rule #2,901: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.) - This rule is applied very strictly. Dinner maybe. Drinks definitely as a group.
Rule #4,671: While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies’ girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals’ significant ****heads—low-level sports bonding is all the law requires. (Sorry, ladies: It’s called a double standard because it’s twice as true.)
Rule #5,649: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
Rule #5,888 (The Mercy Rule): When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny, loser friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
Rule #7,847: The third, fourth, and fifth rules of Fight Club: If your buddy is outnumbered, outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If during the past 24 hours his actions have caused you to think What this guy needs is a good ass-whupping, you may stand back and enjoy.
Rule #9,374: If you catch your woman screwing your best friend, let your state’s crimes-of-passion laws be your guide.
Rule #9,481: When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of getting laid, either.
Rule #9,601: Before allowing a drunken pal to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “**** off!” you are absolved of responsibility. Remember: Later on you will have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
Rule 10,043: The "selective hearing" thing is the greatest gig men having going for us. Don't ever let a woman think you're just ignoring her.
This and playing dumb, the two best things in the world. I have gotten out of so much **** by working these two together.
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Nah more like i its a funny thread and informative we got alot of people join. We gotta show them SYM's zone of morality
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Dude like they are so like sooooo important like they just must be obeyed. To not follow them woudl be like soooooooooo uncool you know?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
