Mutants unite!
yes, well, mystery internal organs whose existence is deduced from the low-quality dying screams of pixellated nazis aren't the most obvious subjects for jokes, but screw other people, i laughed.
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
well at least i'll be safe in the knowledge that, even though i won't have the faintest idea what's going on when the wave of jokes about trousers and the colour blue hits, someone, somewher, will be laughing. it will be you, but hej...
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Re: Re: Re: outrage!
Hehe...thats a great song and a good quote in the comic, but where was the disco-like oriental music in between each line??? You cant have "Kung Fu Fighting" with out the disco like oriental music!Originally posted by Rob-hin
"everybody wan't Kung-fu fighting"
I keep saying it, another good one.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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Jaesha
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ROFLMAO, great addition Kayless! I used to hear that song a lot!
Man, this is frustrating, I can´t find the "launch pagebuilder" button on the site, I feel like a complete Khaggoth!
Man, this is frustrating, I can´t find the "launch pagebuilder" button on the site, I feel like a complete Khaggoth!
Icewind Gate II Improved engine, third edition rules and the full BG2 storyline.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
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And dammit, when I finally found it, (don´t know how, though, site just changed all of a sudden) I got stuck with this site again!
What did I dooooo??? *sob*
AHA!! Found it! At last we will reveal ourselves to Geocities. At last we will have revenge!
*EDIT* Wow Kayless, I owe you one for this! I alomst can´t believe how relieving pagebuilder is, apart from all those stressing things like tripod and angelfire.
This is just so damn easy to work with!
What did I dooooo??? *sob*
AHA!! Found it! At last we will reveal ourselves to Geocities. At last we will have revenge!
*EDIT* Wow Kayless, I owe you one for this! I alomst can´t believe how relieving pagebuilder is, apart from all those stressing things like tripod and angelfire.
This is just so damn easy to work with!
Icewind Gate II Improved engine, third edition rules and the full BG2 storyline.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
Glad to hear you finally got it working. 
So now you don’t feel like a complete Khaggoth any more (that should become part of common vocabulary). 
So now you don’t feel like a complete Khaggoth any more (that should become part of common vocabulary). Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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That, and biceps!
EDIT; Oh, and don´t forget clavin!
EDIT; Oh, and don´t forget clavin!
Icewind Gate II Improved engine, third edition rules and the full BG2 storyline.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
How could I forget the clavin?Originally posted by Jaesha
That, and biceps!
EDIT; Oh, and don´t forget clavin!
People should spontaneously shout the word at random intervals (preferably in crowded rooms during parties). 
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Originally posted by Jaesha
And dammit, when I finally found it, (don´t know how, though, site just changed all of a sudden) I got stuck with this site again!
What did I dooooo??? *sob*
AHA!! Found it! At last we will reveal ourselves to Geocities. At last we will have revenge!
*EDIT* Wow Kayless, I owe you one for this! I alomst can´t believe how relieving pagebuilder is, apart from all those stressing things like tripod and angelfire.
This is just so damn easy to work with!
This is a prime example of someone talking to themselves and having issues while doing it.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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Originally posted by Kayless
How could I forget the clavin?
But never EVER shout "ho-down" esp in the middle of a Kentucky family reunion, or someone will mistakenly dial 911 to get an ambulance for his sister
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
But never EVER shout "ho-down" esp in the middle of a Kentucky family reunion, or someone will mistakenly dial 911 to get an ambulance for his sister
LOL
But that does give me an idea. Maybe I should have Khaggoth scream Ho-Down at an inappropriate time for no apparent reason. 
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Jaesha
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BTW, what is Lepus up to with those pants?
The plot thickens...
The plot thickens...
Icewind Gate II Improved engine, third edition rules and the full BG2 storyline.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
Originally posted by Jaesha
BTW, what is Lepus up to with those pants?
The plot thickens...
What can I say, the bunny has taste.
The latest episode is finally up.
Word to the wise, never try to do a fight scene in the rain. It looks cool, but damn, does it take time! 
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
ROFL
Ah....good edition. Grease spell. LOL The crew gets schooled by a level one mage spell.
Ah....good edition.
Grease spell. LOL The crew gets schooled by a level one mage spell. “Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Embarrassing, yes.Originally posted by Tybaltus
ROFL
Ah....good edition.
But remember that the Dungeon Crawlers themselves are level one characters too (maybe second level) so it's slightly less humiliating. I rather enjoy seeing the predicaments low-level characters can get into. Level one spells are quite dangerous to them (as are kobolds and fiendish rabbits). Expect to see plenty of other lame-ass crap presenting a considerable challenge to them. Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Sweet! Theres nothing like lame-ass crap presenting a considerable challenge for a comical situation.Originally posted by Kayless
Embarrassing, yes.
On an unrelated note, Ill be getting IWD2 within these next couple weeks. I know you play the game, so, do you start at level 1 like in IWD1? Or is it like level 8 like BG2 SoA?
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Ah good. I cant hardly wait to get it.Originally posted by Bloodmist
lvl 1... And it's a great game. I'm in love with Infinite Engine
As I said, I will buy it on Wednesday, or Friday, the following week, classwork/homework pending...“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
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I just bought it yesterday, and got it installed with MUCH help from Grunty. (not to forget KidD01100010110 and BS), and it´s great! I love the point-buy system, and the subraces works great. Damn, my fingers got itchy when I found out the drow can use faerie fire!
Icewind Gate II Improved engine, third edition rules and the full BG2 storyline.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening