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The Bad Movie Poll

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OK. Well weve been talking about the greatest films to ever hit the screen, so I thought Id balance it up by talking about the worst films to be put on the screen/TV. :D Here Ill have catagories, and you tell me what movie you think best corresponds to that catagory. Please only put 1 or 2 movies under each catagory. :D

Most Over-Rated movie:

Movie that had the worst acting:

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid:

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny:

Worst special effects for its time:

Worst cartoon movie:

Worst TV movie:

Movie with the worst title:

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long:

Movie with the worst plot:

Biggest disappointment:

Worst movie overall:

And if you think there should be catagories that should be added on, dont be afraid to add your own. :D
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Most Over-Rated movie: The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Movie that had the worst acting: Anything starring Dolph Lundgren.

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid: The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny: The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Worst special effects for its time: The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Worst cartoon movie: The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Worst TV movie: Escape from Bear Mountain.

Movie with the worst title: The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Movie with the worst plot: Anything starring Dolph Lundgren.

Biggest disappointment: Star Wars Episode I.

Worst movie overall: Um...The Incredible Mr. Limpet. :D
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Most Over-Rated movie: Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Movie that had the worst acting: Wing Commander

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid: Exit to Eden

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Worst special effects for its time: Plan 9 From Outer Space

Worst cartoon movie: Heavy Metal 2

Worst TV movie: Brian's Song (2002)

Movie with the worst title: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: Titanic

Movie with the worst plot: Star Trek: Nemesis

Biggest disappointment: Dungeons & Dragons

Worst movie overall: Anything with Tom Green in it

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Guilty Pleasure Movie (bad movie that you can't flip past and secretly enjoy): Tremors
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Guilty Pleasure Movie: Barbie as Rapunzel :D
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@Chanak ROFLMAO! :D Didnt like the "Increadible Mr. Limpet", eh? :D

Well let me fill in my own now that Ive got time. :D

Most Over-Rated movie: The Matrix

Movie that had the worst acting:Battlefield Earth

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid:Dungeons and Dragons or Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny:Battlefield Earth

Worst special effects for its time:The Gate

Worst cartoon movie: Anything from the Land Before Time series.

Worst TV movie: North and South (It goes on and on and on and on....and stops right before the Civil War, where all the action is....COME ON! )

Movie with the worst title: It hasnt come out yet, but Bulletproof Monk or The Emperor's New Groove

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: The Postman

Movie with the worst plot: A Boy and His Dog (Please! Its about a boy and a talking dog in the post apocolyptic era!)

Biggest disappointment: Theres Something About Mary

Guilty Pleasure Movie (bad movie that you can't flip past and secretly enjoy): Hook

Worst movie overall:The Postman
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Most Over-Rated movie : Tomb Raider

Movie that had the worst acting : Battle Field Earth (yeah Travolta yeah yeah)

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid : Freddy Got Fingered (cheap slapsticks all over the movie)

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny : Malena

Worst special effects for its time : Charlie Angels (oh please ! The fighting scene looks like a bootleg from a cheap Hong Kong kungfu movie)

Worst cartoon movie : Titan AE

Worst TV movie : Haven't decide yet

Movie with the worst title : Freddy Got Fingered

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: Titanic (YAWN.......)

Movie with the worst plot : I know what you did last summer 2

Biggest disappointment : Star Wars trilogy remake

Worst movie overall : Freddy Got Fingered (D'OH !)

Worst Anime : Fushigi Yuugi aka Curious Play (Ohh please, bizarre love triangle with a girl who got worst attitude than Aerie ? Aerie can defend herself better than this girl !)

Guilty Pleasures : Star Wars Trilogy remake (you've gotta see these anyway to understand some missing links on SW movie :o )
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Most Over-Rated movie: Titanic or Pearl Harbor.

Movie that had the worst acting: Fast and the furious. Like a mug of coffee from last week.

Worst TV movie: Blackout.

Movie with the worst title: The One.

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: Titanic.

Movie with the worst plot: Blackout.

Biggest disappointment: Harry Potter II: CoS.

Worst movie overall: Fast and the Furious.
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
Worst cartoon movie: Anything from the Land Before Time series.

What? What!? How can you say that!? The first Land Before Time was a classic! Grrr! :p

Most Over-Rated movie: Spider-Man

Movie that had the worst acting: Anything with Steven Seagul

Worst cartoon movie: The Black Cauldron

Worst TV movie: Dune

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: Space Odessy 2001 (good, but some scenes took way to long)

Movie with the worst plot: Die Aother Day

Biggest disappointment: Star Wars I
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Most Over-Rated movie: Any move whose title starts with the word, "Star."

Movie that had the worst acting: Anything with William Shatner.

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny: Jon Derek's Tarzan.

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny: It's a Wonderful Life.

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: Anything with Meg Ryan.

Worst Writing: The Matrix.

Biggest disappointment: Chocolat.

Worst movie overall: Santa Claus Meets the Martians.
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Most Over-Rated movie: Star Wars II

Movie that had the worst acting: Star Wars II

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid: anything with tom green

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny: Battlefield earth :D

Worst cartoon movie: Star Wars II :p

Movie with the worst title: The Incredible Mr. Limpet. :D

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: Pearl Harbour

Movie with the worst plot: Sinbad of the Seven Seas

Worst movie overall: Star Wars II

Guilty Pleasure: Transformers (and tremors rocked too :) )
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Re: Re: The Bad Movie Poll
Originally posted by HighLordDave

Worst special effects for its time: Plan 9 From Outer Space


ROTFLMAO! :D You must have looked at my entry on the Anatomy thread. ;)

Guilty Pleasure Movie (bad movie that you can't flip past and secretly enjoy): Lifeforce. :cool: :D

@Robnark: I see that you were bitterly disappointed with Star Wars II. The only reason why I want to see it (haven't seen it yet) is for the Yoda fighting scene. I heard it was hilarious. :D
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Blade 2 was....weird
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
@Chanak ROFLMAO! :D Didnt like the "Increadible Mr. Limpet", eh? :D

Movie with the worst plot: A Boy and His Dog (Please! Its about a boy and a talking dog in the post apocolyptic era!)

Guilty Pleasure Movie (bad movie that you can't flip past and secretly enjoy): Hook


Don Knotts....ugh. *shudder*

Ah, Don Johnson and his telepathic dog. Strange plot. Strange acting. Dumb movie. :rolleyes:

Hook. Don't try to stop me, Smitty. :D
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Originally posted by Robnark

Most Over-Rated movie: Star Wars II

Movie that had the worst acting: Star Wars II


Damn straight!

Movie with worst special effects: Spiderman. There´s no mistaking that chrome "nylon" suit that somehow managed to catch not a single dust particle...
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Worst special effects: Most any Hitch**** film. Hitch**** was of the English school that loathed special cinematic effects, even if it was of the simple type like superimposing a bumpy, receding outdoor film on the back window of a car, seen from the vantage point of the front seat. If you'll look closely during those passages (and other moving vehicles, especially inside trains), you'll see how old, grainy and worn the superimposed material is. Hitch**** simply used the cheapest retreads. :D

EDIT: Read Hitchcoc!, above. I'm just not going to redo every directorial name that our automated sensor things refers to a part of my anatomy.
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Originally posted by fable
Worst special effects: Most any Hitch**** film. Hitch**** was of the English school that loathed special cinematic effects, even if it was of the simple type like superimposing a bumpy, receding outdoor film on the back window of a car, seen from the vantage point of the front seat. If you'll look closely during those passages (and other moving vehicles, especially inside trains), you'll see how old, grainy and worn the superimposed material is. Hitch**** simply used the cheapest retreads. :D

EDIT: Read Hitchcoc!, above. I'm just not going to redo every directorial name that our automated sensor things refers to a part of my anatomy.
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Most Over-Rated movie: pearl harbor (basiccally a love story wrapped around pearl harbor)

Movie that had the worst acting: star wars 2

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid: any of the teen movies (road trip, american pie) any thing with tom green

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny: lake placid

Worst special effects for its time: i dont really care about special effects

Worst cartoon movie: anything with a 2 in it

Worst TV movie: never watch tv movies

Movie with the worst title: attack of the clones( kinda gives the movie away doesnt it)

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: titanic

Movie with the worst plot: deep blue sea(sharks, how original)

Biggest disappointment: dungeons and dragons

Worst movie overall: attack of the clones
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LMAO...@ Deep Blue Sea -

Quality quote from the film:

"See how that works? She screws with the sharks, and now the sharks, the sharks are screwing with us."

I love the part when they realise that the sharks have used logical deduction to figure out what a video surveillance camera is and how it works :D

Also notably bad movies - The Phantom Menace, Chocolat, Dungeons & Dragons, The Avengers, Moulin Rouge...
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Most Over-Rated movie: Matrix

Movie that had the worst acting: Blade 1 & 2

Movie that was meant to be funny but was just stupid: Home Alone 3 :eek:

Movie that was meant to be serious but turned out funny: The One

Worst special effects for its time: Any cheesy sci-fi from the 50's

Worst cartoon movie: Pokemon I was bored one night :D

Movie with the worst title: James Bond: Never Say Never Again Had nothing to do with the movie and everything to do with Connery's age.

Most boring movie/movie that lasted too long: Titanic Sentimental trash IMO :p

Movie with the worst plot: The One

Biggest disappointment: Blair Witch Project 2

Worst movie overall: The One :rolleyes:
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