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Originally posted by The Z
It's still a risk I'm more than willing to take :D


Gotta love those nurses. :D :D

Where`s Scayde when you need her? And wasn`t there another nurse here. Can`t remember who it was :confused:

@BM You could always get them to help you type. ;)
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Originally posted by oki101
And wasn`t there another nurse here. Can`t remember who it was :confused:

T'lainya.
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Hmmmmmm....

Scayde and T'lainya. Better be careful then.. :D
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It'd be best to keep your guard up with those two prowling about.
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The irony of T'lainya being a nurse is delicious, don't ya think? :D ;)
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Nurse with a whip.....an odd combination :D
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Originally posted by The Z
Nurse with a whip.....an odd combination :D


If she gets the job done, then who can complain. :D :D

And most people would do as she says, except Bloodstalker :p



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They'd also get better pretty damn quickly. :D
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Too quickly for the patient's liking :)
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If it was Bloodstalker. :D
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Only or especially Bloodstalker :) ?
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Well, I imagine there a few other members of Gamebanshee...
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Originally posted by oki101
The only bad thing is that you`d have to use your ... tongue ... when typing..... :(



Mmmm.....someone must be very talented :D ;)
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I don't think that's a nurse turn-on :rolleyes:


LOL..Well I guess that would depend on the nurse ;)
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Gotta love those nurses. :D :D

Where`s Scayde when you need her? And wasn`t there another nurse here. Can`t remember who it was :confused:


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The new issue is up now. :)
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Originally posted by Kayless
The new issue is up now. :)
HA! 5 people taken down and schooled by 2 level 1 spells. :D :D :D

And I wreckon you didnt read this whole thread did you, Kayless? :D
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
HA! 5 people taken down and schooled by 2 level 1 spells. :D :D :D

Well if you're low level enough Color Spray will do that do you. ;)

Color Spray

Illusion (Pattern) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Area: Cone
Duration: Instantaneous (see text)
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

A vivid cone of intertwined, clashing colors springs forth from the character's hand, stunning creatures, blinding them, or even knocking them unconscious. The closest 1d6 creatures in the cone are affected. The spell affects each subject according to its HD:

Up to 2: Unconscious for 2d4 rounds, then blinded for 1d4 rounds, and then stunned for 1 round. (Only living creatures are knocked unconscious.)

3 or 4: Blinded for 1d4 rounds, then stunned for 1 round.

5 or more: Stunned for 1 round.

In addition to the obvious effects, a blinded creature suffers a 50% miss chance in combat (all opponents have full concealment), loses any Dexterity bonus to AC, grants a +2 bonus to attackers’ attack rolls (they are effectively invisible), moves at half speed, and suffers a –4 penalty on Search checks and most Strength- and Dexterity-based skills.

A stunned creature can’t act and loses any Dexterity bonus to AC. Attackers gain +2 bonuses to attack it.

Sightless creatures are not affected by color spray.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
And I wreckon you didnt read this whole thread did you, Kayless? :D

I skimmed through it. Lots of spam.
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Originally posted by Kayless
Well if you're low level enough Color Spray will do that do you. ;)

Color Spray

Illusion (Pattern) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Area: Cone
Duration: Instantaneous (see text)
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

A vivid cone of intertwined, clashing colors springs forth from the character's hand, stunning creatures, blinding them, or even knocking them unconscious. The closest 1d6 creatures in the cone are affected. The spell affects each subject according to its HD:

Up to 2: Unconscious for 2d4 rounds, then blinded for 1d4 rounds, and then stunned for 1 round. (Only living creatures are knocked unconscious.)

3 or 4: Blinded for 1d4 rounds, then stunned for 1 round.

5 or more: Stunned for 1 round.

In addition to the obvious effects, a blinded creature suffers a 50% miss chance in combat (all opponents have full concealment), loses any Dexterity bonus to AC, grants a +2 bonus to attackers’ attack rolls (they are effectively invisible), moves at half speed, and suffers a –4 penalty on Search checks and most Strength- and Dexterity-based skills.

A stunned creature can’t act and loses any Dexterity bonus to AC. Attackers gain +2 bonuses to attack it.

Sightless creatures are not affected by color spray.

Gee...uh....thanks. If anyone asks me about color spray, Ill know what to say

*years later on game show*
Gameshow host: What does the D&D spell, "color spray" do to level 2 enemies.
Tybaltus: Curses! I should have listened to Kayless.
Originally posted by Kayless

I skimmed through it. Lots of spam.
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Po-ta-toes.


Ah. Saw it a second time yesterday. Its the first movie Ive actually gone back and matched multiple times in a theatre. :D
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yay! go shadow pack! :)


um, wait a sec, who are we supposed to be supporting again?
;) :)
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
Gee...uh....thanks. If anyone asks me about color spray, Ill know what to say

*years later on game show*
Gameshow host: What does the D&D spell, "color spray" do to level 2 enemies.
Tybaltus: Curses! I should have listened to Kayless.

Now you know (And knowing is half the battle).
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Po-ta-toes.

Ah. Saw it a second time yesterday. Its the first movie Ive actually gone back and matched multiple times in a theatre. :D

The first movie I saw multiple times in the theatre was The Lion King. :D But I like TTT better. ;)
Originally posted by Robnark
yay! go shadow pack! :)


um, wait a sec, who are we supposed to be supporting again?
;) :)

Hmmm, I seem to have forgotten myself. What's the name of the comic again? Shadow Pack Inc. or something, right? :D
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W00, you just keep surprises coming out ya sleeve, K-man! Hilarous! :D

Almost 4k, huh? ;)

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