nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:44 pm

377. Not have any idea what Skooter is talking about

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:47 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
377. Not have any idea what Skooter is talking about

378. Wonder what Kam is referring to.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:49 pm

379: doodling

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:50 pm

Originally posted by Skooter327
378. Wonder what Kam is referring to.

380. Give knowing winks to random people you meet

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:01 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
380. Give knowing winks to random people you meet

381. Get slapped for winking at the wrong person...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:02 pm

382. Wink at her little sister instead

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:03 pm

383: zzzzzzzzzzzzleep! goodnite all cy 2mor

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:08 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
382. Wink at her little sister instead

384. Realize that it is far better to get slapped than to get slapped into the clink.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:09 pm

385. Double-check that winking isn't against the law, apply for disability allowance for a lazy eye, and sue older sister for assault. Unless she's really fit.

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:18 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
385. Double-check that winking isn't against the law, apply for disability allowance for a lazy eye, and sue older sister for assault. Unless she's really fit.

386. Remember that the law is written to be intentionally vague, and therefore can be interpereted in almost any way. In addition, remember that honesty is a liability, "justice" is blind (and usually unlawful anyway), and that state-certified disabilities may void other privelidges, such as driving. (Can you tell that I had to appear in court today?)

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:27 pm

387. Run for the hills

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:30 pm

388. *Know* a good plan when you hear one.

*follows Kam*

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:33 pm

389. Tell Scooter "Do you know who Vic is?"

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:33 pm

390. Think about unpacking, now I've been back at University for three days now and still haven't gone to any lectures.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:54 pm

391. hate work. Want to go home. Dont want to work on busted office 2000 installs. Damn virus protect upgrade crashes all 2000 office systems, "Ohhh I cant make a calender in word... come out and hate yourself brett" Oh sure like I have time to trouble shoot it. Nor the permission to give them office xp. WAAA

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 4:19 pm

392 Attempt to sing along with your favorite 80's new wave hits!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 4:31 pm

393 Stabbing Tybaltus in the face

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 4:33 pm

394 Bleeding

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 4:36 pm

395 DOS attacking every website to do with 80's music

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 4:36 pm

396 Openly weeping