The Song that fits the Spammer

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:12 pm

Tee Hee.....For me:
On a less serious note
If That Ain't Country: Anthony Smith.

Written by Anthony Smith and Jeffrey Steele.
(© Gottahaveable Music/Songs of Windswept Pacific.)
From "If That Ain't Country", © 2002, Universal.

Crank it.

Where she grew up, there ain't no roads.
Out in the sticks where the ginseng grows.
She'd float down the river to get to school,
Then her daddy'd come get her on an old pack mule.
She run back and forth from shed to shack.
Checkin' on the moonshine brewin' out back.
If you don't get the picture by now,
Then wait a minute.

She got a bible; she's born again.
She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin.
She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', oh oh oh.
She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch.
She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks.
Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks.
If that ain't country,
I don't know what is.

She plants fifty acres with seed an' a hoe,
Come Fall, you get lost in the tall corn rows.
Don't need no 'phone where she come from;
She just holler down the mountain and the boys all run.(Fast)
You might see her truck rollin' outta the woods,
With a 12 point buck laid across the hood.
If you don't get the picture by now,
Then wait a minute.

She got a bible; she's born again.
She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin.
She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', oh oh oh.
She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch.
She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks.
Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks.
If that ain't country,
I don't know what is.

Instrumental break.

If you don't get the picture by now,
Then wait a minute.

She got a bible; she's born again.
She got a shotgun; she ain't afraid of sin.
She got rebel-rousin', rowdy friends singin', oh oh oh.
She got a Trans Am, with a trailer hitch.
She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks.
Goes honky-tonkin' just for kicks.
If that ain't country,
I don't know what is.

I don't know what is.
I don't know what,
I don't know what is.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:12 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
hehehehehehe

hm, trying to think of one for meself. I'm going with "Strange Behaviour"

Strangely enough, just as you say that, I edited you on the list.

EDIT-Oops...I forgot to thank Scayde. Thanks, Scayde.

*hug*

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:14 pm

electronic warfare you say? sir, you have my profound respect.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:17 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
electronic warfare you say? sir, you have my profound respect.

Why thank you.

Its a good song too.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:20 pm

wait a minute, who's it by..?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:21 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Strangely enough, just as you say that, I edited you on the list.

EDIT-Oops...I forgot to thank Scayde. Thanks, Scayde. *hug*

LOL....No problem....*HUG*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:22 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
wait a minute, who's it by..?

Apoptygma Berzerk. w00t!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:25 pm

well I never, my sister (my family's resident industrial fan) would be proud

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:27 pm

Scayde: "She's Got Legs" by ZZ Top...

dragon wench: "Black Magic Woman" by Carlos Santana

Taco Magus: "Tequila"

Tybaltus: "The Bird's the Word" by the Trashmen (cause everybody knows that the bird is the word...)

Bloodstalker: "Have a Drink on Me" by AC/DC

frogus: "I think I'm turning Japanese" by the Vapours

The Z: "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks

Edit - Thanks to Ty for the additional info

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:30 pm

The bird *IS* the word

Originally posted by Chanak

frogus: "I think I'm turning Japanese"

Ouch!

And its by The Vapours, if you didnt know.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:46 pm

@Ty, Chanak.....I haven't heard any of those songs....er.....care to explain what they're like?

Bloodstalker: The Offspring - One Fine Day

*The rest are not definite. Many of the songs I listen to do not fit with anyone in SYM*

Tybaltus: Everclear - Rock Star

Maharlika: The Offspring - Original Prankster

Chanak and Scayde: Santana and Chad Kroeger - Why Don't You and I

RandomThug: Ludacris - Move B**tch

Buck Satan: Drowning Pool - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Ode to a Grasshopper: Eminem - Without Me

Earhardt: 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

CM: Godsmack - I Stand Alone

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:07 pm

@Z: Here's the lyrics...

Friends in Low Places
by Garth Brooks

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:11 pm

I see. Does that song have anything vaguely to do with the New Fight Thread?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:14 pm

Originally posted by The Z
@Ty, Chanak.....I haven't heard any of those songs....er.....care to explain what they're like?

Well everything I had was basically 80's with only a few exceptions...your 2 songs were: Help Me! By Apoptygma Berzerk (2000) and Jeopardy by Greg Kihn Band (1983)

Basically the titles of the song are all you need to know and all that need apply.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:17 pm

"Help Me!" I get. But why "Jeopardy"?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:18 pm

Originally posted by The Z
"Help Me!" I get. But why "Jeopardy"?

Same reason.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:19 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Same reason.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:37 pm

Originally posted by The Z
I see. Does that song have anything vaguely to do with the New Fight Thread?

It might.

Another song for you:

"Piece by Piece" - Slayer