Fable's House of 3D Pancakes and Spam

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:11 pm

Could you put medicine in my pancakes?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:51 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Could you put medicine in my pancakes?

Exactly what medicine are we talking about, here? Since isn't the kind of medicine that's going to have you wondering why the cats are walking on the ceiling, is it? Because I have to tell you, the cats paid for the surface, and they get to use it anyway they like.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:56 pm

Erm...no....cold medicine please

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:59 pm

Originally posted by fable
So that's it? Nobody wants a drink, or pancakes? Nobody wants any dancing girls? What do I need to do, bring in Grunt to do a striptease in leather pants?

Do you think it would help if I belly-danced without the belly dancing costume?

Btw, I have forgotten about the pictures I promised to post to your birthday...I hope you get them before your next birthday

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:01 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
Do you think it would help if I belly-danced without the belly dancing costume?

Tease.

Still, it couldn't hurt business. Or you could dress up in regular clothing, and we could hand out some stupid xray glasses to our more inebriated patrons as they drink their way through their meals.

Btw, I have forgotten about the pictures I promised to post to your birthday...I hope you get them before your next birthday

Maxima tease.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:05 pm

Originally posted by fable
Tease. Still, it couldn't hurt business. Or you could dress up in regular clothing, and we could hand out some stupid xray glasses to our more inebriated patrons as they drink their way through their meals.

What the heck - I am Swedish and I have the typical Swedish view of nudity: It is just natural

Now you just need something to attract the female or male gay SYM community...

I do know a certain Mr Sleep who knows how to shake it, not to mention Thantor's talents as demonstrated in the photo thread

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:07 pm

There's a male gay SYM community????

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:09 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
What the heck - I am Swedish and I have the typical Swedish view of nudity: It is just natural

This is actually my view of it, as well. Nudity really isn't the stimulant that, say, tight clothing is for some people, and gauzy clothing, for others.

But I dare so there are many males in this forum who would glady shake their heads along with both of us, drool flying, as they thought about you.

Now you just need something to attract the female or male gay SYM community... I do know a certain Mr Sleep who knows how to shake it, not to mention Thantor's talents as demonstrated in the photo thread

Now there's an excellent idea! I'm sure we'll have plenty of takers on that one. After all, neither one of them is probably doing too well in the comfort department at the moment. I'm sure they won't be too picky. And think of the tips they'll earn!

I wonder if Minerva will consider showing up in leather, with a whip?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:18 pm

Originally posted by The Z
There's a male gay SYM community????

I have no idea, but statistically speaking, since 3-4% of the population is gay, there must be.

@Fable: I agree, maybe I should compromise a little to satisfy all wishes

*puts on tight see-through neglige*

Comfort department? That sounds equivocal (sp?)

And I am sure Minerva don't mind the Dominatrix part

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:24 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
I have no idea, but statistically speaking, since 3-4% of the population is gay, there must be.

@Fable: I agree, maybe I should compromise a little to satisfy all wishes

*puts on tight see-through neglige*

Comfort department? That sounds equivocal (sp?)

Well, comfort will go unequivocably out the window for many of our patrons (and one owner) if you wear that outfit. I predict that there will be a lot of people in here whose food gets cold as they hold their coats over their midsections. If you follow me, and I wish you wouldn't while wearing that outfit, since we'll both get arrested.

And I am sure Minerva don't mind the Dominatrix part

I was thinking that, too. Maybe we can rent silver leash-and-choker combinations to the discriminating public. Provided, of course, that Minerva agrees to return every patron to the 3D House of Pancakes and Spam within 24 hours with their minds and bodies sort of intact.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:44 pm

Originally posted by fable
Well, comfort will go unequivocably out the window for many of our patrons (and one owner) if you wear that outfit. I predict that there will be a lot of people in here whose food gets cold as they hold their coats over their midsections. If you follow me, and I wish you wouldn't while wearing that outfit, since we'll both get arrested.

ROFL

Sigh, but that's only natural too

Pity about the food, though.

*puts on underwear under the see-through neglige*

Can one get banned for not having enough clothes on at SYM, do you think?

I was thinking that, too. Maybe we can rent silver leash-and-choker combinations to the discriminating public. Provided, of course, that Minerva agrees to return every patron to the 3D House of Pancakes and Spam within 24 hours with their minds and bodies sort of intact.

We have to ask her, although I feel insecure about the "minds and bodies intact" part...especially the mind part

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 11:03 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
*puts on underwear under the see-through neglige*

Can one get banned for not having enough clothes on at SYM, do you think?

Doubtful. If you want to streak through the House of 3D Pancakes and Spam, I won't stop you. In fact, I may charge a fee so the patrons can knock their eyes out. Once their eyes are out, we can charge them for their eyes' return. Now, that's capitalism.

We have to ask her, although I feel insecure about the "minds and bodies intact" part...especially the mind part

I don't have a problem with that. Though we'll have to put up a sign telling people that we're not responsible for drooling bodies left over thirty days.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 11:23 pm

Originally posted by fable
Doubtful. If you want to streak through the House of 3D Pancakes and Spam, I won't stop you. In fact, I may charge a fee so the patrons can knock their eyes out. Once their eyes are out, we can charge them for their eyes' return. Now, that's capitalism.

Thus, it seems to be in both yours and mine self-interest that I streak through this place

I don't have a problem with that. Though we'll have to put up a sign telling people that we're not responsible for drooling bodies left over thirty days.

LOL, you should move this place elsewhere, where you can't be sued for everything...like people leaving drooling bodies behind

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 6:06 am

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:55 am

Originally posted by Minerva

Well, we've got Minerva's enthusiastic agreement, so I've gone ahead and ordered, per her request

One leather bodice, black
Three pairs of shoes, black, with 4" heels
One studded choker, with a Barney imprint
Ten surplus surplices
One whip, black, Margaret Thatcher brand
One copy, the Complete Works of Gilbert & Sullivan

...As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, she means business. Meanwhile, we encourage you to frequent this emporium for the finest foods, drink, and just about anything else you could ask for within reason in our attached rooms.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:06 am

I got to hand it to you, fable...

...you know your capitalism very well.

*keeps eyeballs in place*

I'll have the best combo this place has to offer, if you please.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:58 am

Re: I got to hand it to you, fable...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you know your capitalism very well.

*keeps eyeballs in place*

I'll have the best combo this place has to offer, if you please.

Certainly, @Mah. We're doing a special today on pancake murgh palak. Will that do?

By the way, what's the weather like where you are?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:15 am

I'll trust on your good taste...

...I'll have that... but to go.

Got some demo teaching to do first thing in the morn...

...finished my rounds here, my friend...

Bangkok now is getting warmer and back to its usual humid self.

Hope things are much better your side.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:26 am

It's been a cold winter, here. We've hit a period of roughly four weeks when the temperature hardly ever climbed above freezing, and many days (and nights) were much colder. That's quite a difference from the last few years, when even at night, the temperature was above freezing, and we had some days when the temperature in February as warm as might be expected in May. Should help allergy sufferers, this spring, but I'll admit I wouldn't mind a break in the conditions right now.

@Mah, aside from the tourist areas, does any part of Bangkok retain an older architectural feel, or is it pretty much a modern international city?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:39 pm

Fable promised me this was a safe place to streak...

*sits down in a chair, waiting for Dottie to show up*