nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:23 pm

926: seriously consider removing your own leg and beating yourself around the head with it

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:27 pm

927. Cannabalize your imaginary friends.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:33 pm

928: try to work out just what the hell the bust-a-move character designers were smoking

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:55 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
921. Wait till scaydes nice and ripped to advance upon her..

929. Waits for Thug to settle down so he can come in the house and get warm and cozy

930. Decides the freezing weather has made Thug delusional, adn brings him in the house to warm up by the fire.

932. Brings Thug some hot cocoa

933. Wraps Thug in a warm blanket

934. Tucks Thug in on big sofa

935. Gives Thug a Teddybear and a *HUG*

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:23 pm

936. Look around cautiously. Trust no one, love the teddy. Drink the coco... mmmm

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:28 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
936. Look around cautiously. Trust no one, love the teddy. Drink the coco... mmmm

937. Sit on edge of couch and rub Thug's back till he feels better.

938. Keep and eye on Thug while he gets some sleep

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:44 pm

938. PAss out from relaxation. Or rather pretend too, meanwhile slip hand up scaydes leg...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:54 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
938. PAss out from relaxation. Or rather pretend too, meanwhile slip hand up scaydes leg...

940. Tuck Thug's wandering hand back under blanket

941. Tuck him in tight with his teddybear.

942. Leave the night light on for him

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 7:50 pm

943. Steal whips from various famous people.

944. Empty your spam box reguarly

945. Eat 2 1/2 mcDonald Mcflurries

946. EAT MORE SPAM!!!!

947. Go to a poster store, look at the half naked women then start breathing hard everytime someone comes near

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 7:54 pm

948. Try to figure out how to let people know their PM boxes are full, when their PM boxes are full

949. Tell Chan his mail box is full

950. Tell Taco his mail box is full

951. Tell BS his mail box is full

952. Tell Thug his mail bos is full

953. Clean out my mailbox

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 5:25 am

954: eat loads of throat tablets as they are soooo yummy

955: get upto date at GB after one days absence.......

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 6:04 am

956: Kill kittens

957: Kill more kittens

958: Kill even more kittens

959: Find more kittens

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 7:13 am

960: accuse BGfan of being very evil by killing so many kittens....

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 8:13 am

961. Do something dumb like agree to work at your regular job on a Saturday.

962. Send one of the imaginary friends in your place so you can stay in bed.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 9:59 am

Originally posted by Chanak
962. Send one of the imaginary friends in your place so you can stay in bed.

963:tell Chanak to visit BS's thread about marbles....... might be useful

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:33 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
961. Do something dumb like agree to work at your regular job on a Saturday.

962. Send one of the imaginary friends in your place so you can stay in bed.

964. Call Chan's work, tell them there is an emergency.....

965. Pack a pic nic

966. Go pick him up and make a gettaway....

CM · Post by CM » Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:46 pm

967. Call BS bi....

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 4:22 pm

968: try to decide whether to go to sleep or not......

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:07 am

What's mycoxafloppin?

969: Go to sites that kill boredom.

*winks at garazdawi*

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:08 am

Originally posted by garazdawi
968: try to decide whether to go to sleep or not......

970: Buys a slegehammer to help garazdawi