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I'm in to it alright. :D
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I guess you bathe in it, right? :cool:
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Post by VoodooDali »

Originally posted by CM
Real Name: Peter "The Driller" Fulp
CM: Willie "The Creamer" Steamer

Either way i sound like a perverted Coffee ingredient :D


LMAO...I will never look at my coffee the same way again...
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Garazdawi : D*ck Hung
Real name: Willie Long

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Robnark: Tod "The Driller" Barrett
real name: Ron "The Creamer" Steamer
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Post by C Elegans »

C Elegans: Cherry Anal :rolleyes:
Real name: Minka Menstrual Blood

What a strange choice of name, I've never seem women menstruate in pornmovies...
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Post by Robnark »

Originally posted by C Elegans
What a strange choice of name, I've never seem women menstruate in pornmovies...

uh, I think that sort of film will be for something of a niche market...
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Post by C Elegans »

Originally posted by Robnark
uh, I think that sort of film will be for something of a niche market...


I suppose so, although I don't really think such a natural and harmless thing should be lumped together with coprophilia, S&M and other species....on the other hand, sex with pregnant women also belongs to the niche market :rolleyes: Paraphilia is a strange thing (I recently had a very interesting discussion about paraphilias with a guy who is a leading expert on the subject, he told me about a patient he had who was strongly sexually aroused by windows...especially so when the windows were taken out of their frames...)
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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by C Elegans
I don't really think such a natural and harmless thing should be lumped together with coprophilia, S&M and other species....

Natural maybe, but harmless? HA! :D
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lol
for my real name i get B.J. Lube and for Azmodan i get Rachel Peaches
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Post by Georgi »

Oh dear...
Sherry Blowjob Queen :eek:

I'm not impressed. I mean, it's not even slightly innuendo-laden. :rolleyes: :D
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LOL... "Candy Hooker" :D

maiden name..."Kitty ****y" :D

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Screen Name: **** Goatse

Real Name: Luie Hardcore

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D*ck Fitzwell at your service :)
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Post by Obike Fixx »

I got a totally uncensored name!
Luie Rod

My real name is Mikael Skiffard... Don't know how they got the result, though... :)
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Randomthug= Ron "The Wanker" Alverez
Real name= Frank Hardcore

I like the first one, somehow I become Hispanic.
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Later on in my career they called me "THE HORSE"................I wonder how they came up with that one :D
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