You KNOW you are a BG2 fanatic when....

Randyt · Post by **Randyt** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 11:18 am

...your wife brings home a pet hampster, and you absolutely insist that she allow you to name him 'Boo', and offer to wash the dishes for a month, do the laundry for a month, give up sex for a month (shut up!), and give up Sunday afternoon football for a walk in the park for it!

I'm not kidding! Go ahead, make fun!

I'm thinking she's not really serious about the sex part. I'm praying.....

Cyphus · Post by **Cyphus** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 12:23 pm

.....When you set up an office around your pc with guide books on the shelves and a vending machine installed providing only water...... When you go into a pub and ask for bitter black ale, and silver sands for the missus

Bordin_Steelaxe · Post by **Bordin_Steelaxe** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 2:46 pm

... you give away your pet dog and go buy yourself an "ancient" 2handed sword with a purple colored shaft (is a called a shaft? I don't know

) and start talking to it... After you named it Lilarcor

... you go to the nearest docks with a stake in your backpack.

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Bordin Steelaxe
The greatest Dwarf in history!... with an axe of steel

Bordin_Steelaxe · Post by **Bordin_Steelaxe** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 5:37 pm

... You imagine how cool it would have been, if you had had a pair of "Boots of Speed" when you got a real good beating from the "big boys" back when you were 10 years old

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Bordin Steelaxe
The greatest Dwarf in history!... with an axe of steel

steve24601 · Post by **steve24601** » Fri Oct 27, 2000 8:27 pm

when you insist that (a) you have green circles around your feet and (b) that your boss has red circles around his feet and this entitles you to kill him.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Oct 28, 2000 1:42 am

....you replied "Great Fun ! Right Boo ?" when asked by someone to do something.
....you imagine how nifty it is if you can transform to Slayer and whack everyone insight
....you started to hear voices in your ears like "how about now ? How about now ? huh ?", "Let's kill something eeeevil"

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !

Bordin_Steelaxe · Post by **Bordin_Steelaxe** » Sat Oct 28, 2000 10:10 am

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Bordin_Steelaxe · Post by **Bordin_Steelaxe** » Sat Oct 28, 2000 10:10 am

... you "catch" yourself playing BGII at 7:30 am when you need to be in school at 8

(Never happened to me... YET

)

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Bordin Steelaxe
The greatest Dwarf in history!... with an axe of steel

Moratz · Post by **Moratz** » Sat Oct 28, 2000 10:29 am

...When you realize the only time you leave the computer, is when having to make more coffee ... and then solves the problem by moving the coffeemachine next to your PC ...

HighWatcher Zubie · Post by **HighWatcher Zubie** » Sat Oct 28, 2000 12:51 pm

...you "forget" to do your math homework and say: "Doesn't matter, i'll cast domination on the teacher"...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Oct 30, 2000 8:40 am

When every conversation you have revolves around what you did on BG last night at 12 midnight.

Be careful kids it is bad for your health.

PS i played for the first week every single night till the rosy hour of twelve midnight

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Mon Oct 30, 2000 10:18 am

... when you force attack the vending machine for not giving you the snack you paid for all the while screaming that it's evil will fill your bootprint of justice!