The Dark Side

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 10:31 am

Do not give into the dark or the light side.
Venture into where I am...

The twilightforce zone *tenenahna tenenahna*

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:23 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
If I was truly insidious..

Yes,yes, yes, tavern-closer

........even as a dark lord of the sith you would be called "Darth Insidious"....

....

Originally posted by Chanak

Say Chanak.....that's a nice cattle prod you have there...

Where can I buy one of those ?

No worries, I'll just use it until my lightsaber comes back from the repair shop..

Beldin

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:30 am

Originally posted by Chanak
Sleep...

The Master grows impatient. He doesn't appreciate his clones walking around looking younger than he does. After all...you are the next vessel his insiduous evil presence shall inhabit.

Get with the program.

I find that terminology quite disturbing in all too many ways

Beldin, all lies I tell you, lies, lies, lies.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:33 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I tell you, lies, lies, lies.

Condemned by your own words...

..but isn't "lies lies lies" what it's all ablut - being a dark lord ?

No worries, the mighty potpowers protect me....

Beldin

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:43 am

Originally posted by Beldin
Condemned by your own words... ..but isn't "lies lies lies" what it's all ablut - being a dark lord ?

Nah, Dark Lords tell half truths, that is how they succeed. If they told all lies no one would believe them but because of their half truths they are partially believable.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:50 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Nah, Dark Lords tell half truths, that is how they succeed. If they told all lies no one would believe them but because of their half truths they are partially believable.

You know quite a lot about them....

....are you sure you're not one ... ?

No worries,

Beldin

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:54 am

Originally posted by Beldin
You know quite a lot about them.... ....are you sure you're not one ... ?

I merely analyse their behavioural patterns, guinea pigs for my large sche....rather I'm concerned for the well being of all...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:09 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
guinea pigs for my large sche....

Weeellllll, in THAT case....

... good luck

!

No worries, I'll scrape up your remains...

Beldin

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:26 am

Originally posted by Beldin
No worries, I'll scrape up your remains...

It's the least I can ask for.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:59 am

Re: Re: Re: The Dark Side

Originally posted by fable
In any case, I suspect either Aegis, or Mr. Sleep. They're both insidious.

while I do admit to being an evil mastermind, and plotting as we speak, I am unable to take credit for this one... Yet...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:25 pm

LMAO, funny thread.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:42 pm

The Dark Master speaks...

Oh no, not again....

Yes, Gruntboy...the Dark Side fuels your lecherous, perverted urges to use the Force to render your victims "pantless"...muwahahahaha!

Yes, you are quite "skilled" in dealing with minatures, evil one!

@Beldin: hehehehe....

With every spliff...

You will weakens...

Bringing you ever more into my power.

So keep on toking.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:09 pm

There you have it folks...

...such is the power of the evil English muffins.

I can clearly see now where Chanak, Kayless and the enigmatic Dark Lord derive their power and sustenance. The similarities of those mentioned bring chill down my spine.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:12 pm

Re: There you have it folks...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...such is the power of the evil English muffins.

I can clearly see now where Chanak, Kayless and the enigmatic Dark Lord derive their power and sustenance. The similarities of those mentioned bring chill down my spine.

Hence, *Mah drops everything in hot pursuit of the elusive English muffin*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:18 pm

Sneaky, really sneaky...

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hence, *Mah drops everything in hot pursuit of the elusive English muffin*

...actually it's the other way around...

*Mah drops everything in hot evasion of the pursuing evil English muffin*

Now, we have ourselves a pervy kender-fancier English muffin!

Who's been baking those darn muffins anyway?

*looks at DW*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:23 pm

lmao!

Well.... The Sanctuary for the Depraved does have a nice, hot, oven....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:32 pm

*gets kender tool kit*

Originally posted by dragon wench
lmao!

Well.... The Sanctuary for the Depraved does have a nice, hot, oven....

...that oven of yours and I have something to settle then...

*deja vu*

No, DW, you are NOT going to push me into the oven.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:37 pm

Re: *gets kender tool kit*

Originally posted by Maharlika
...that oven of yours and I have something to settle then...

*deja vu*

No, DW, you are NOT going to push me into the oven.

*flutters eyelashes innocently*

Now would I do something quite that barbaric? Besides if we lured you into the Sanctuary of the Depraved, I could think of a far more useful role for you. How about Master of Dungeon Maintenance?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:13 pm

Maharlika, you are straying quite nicely, my lampshaded little servant.

You know your true origins...yes...it is time that I, your insiduous Dark Master, confirm your lifelong suspicions...

You are a hairless Ewok.

It is true.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 1:56 am

I'm an ewok???!!!

...in that case kemosabe, you must be an insidious dark lord hairless wookie.

Then again my voice doesn't sound squeaky and too high-pitched like one who has his crown jewels violated.

Come to think of it, why does that ewok pic remind me of Mama VooDoo?