The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:38 am

No, no, this is separate from my noble uprising (and of course it is a good idea, DW). This is a humanitarian effort to aide the clinically deviant. My newest invention, Caligula Therapy, would cost you thousands in most countries, and earn you jail time in others. I offer it free of charge, subsidizing my research with the movie rights. I assume by Yshania’s presence that she has agreed to commit herself. She is, after all, the world's most disturbed SYMian.

special note to Minerva: No angry smilies in this thread! It agitates the inmates!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:49 am

I offer it free of charge, subsidizing my research with the movie rights.

lol! But wasn't there already a movie made ... called.. Quills??? You may want to ensure you are not violating any copyrights.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:58 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! But wasn't there already a movie made ... called.. Quills??? You may want to ensure you are not violating any copyrights.

Shhh. You are thinking of deSade Therapy, and I haven't worked out all the details yet. Interested? I'm sure Scayde will be along shortly to volunteer her services.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 11:03 am

Originally posted by Waverly
Shhh. You are thinking of deSade Therapy, and I haven't worked out all the details yet. Interested? I'm sure Scayde will be along shortly to volunteer her services.

Indeed

I can usually be persuaded by most forms of darkly degenerate study

Actually we have been working on something like that in the Sanctuary for the Depraved, but so far all the inhabitants have arrived of their own free will, no committing required

And yes, Scayde numbers amongst the Sanctuary's most esteemed grand masters

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 11:13 am

Who the hell spiked the drinks with Viagra around here?

And if it was absolutly necassarry to do that, please, for the love of God, at least give me some shades so I don't have to see the result

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 11:14 am

Originally posted by Waverly

No, no, this is separate from my noble uprising (and of course it is a good idea, DW). This is a humanitarian effort to aide the clinically deviant. My newest invention, Caligula Therapy, would cost you thousands in most countries, and earn you jail time in others. I offer it free of charge, subsidizing my research with the movie rights. I assume by Yshania’s presence that she has agreed to commit herself. She is, after all, the world's most disturbed SYMian.

special note to Minerva: No angry smilies in this thread! It agitates the inmates!

Actually...I thought I saw an ad for staff vacancies...hmmm...maybe that is across the road in Voo's establishment?

If you want a reference, I am sure that CE will be happy to oblige.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:00 pm

*sniff* Now I'm getting all teary eyed....

Our beloved SYM, back to being demented and perverted once more. *blows nose into hanky*

Ah, does the heart good.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:10 pm

LOL!

the effects that the combination of two twisted minds in Gruntboy and Waverly can have on a community. Not to forget it was Weasel who started the Domination thread that degenerated into a small handful of desperadoes seeking the derobing of the DF

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:15 pm

Why do I feel like I am being scientifically prodded and poked by you lot? I won't run through no maze for you dangnabit!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:16 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
LOL! the effects that the combination of two twisted minds in Gruntboy and Waverly can have on a community. Not to forget it was Weasel who started the Domination thread that degenerated into a small handful of desperadoes seeking the derobing of the DF

Small handful? I take personal offense to that. The absoute best SYM has to offer is represented in the ranks of the cause.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:17 pm

@Grunt, that would be difficult unless we unchain you from the bed

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:21 pm

Holy smokes! Don't say that, enchantress may be listening!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:23 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Not to forget it was Weasel who started the Domination thread that degenerated into a small handful of desperadoes seeking the derobing of the DF

Surely this is a Cause Noble enough for the Most Holy Cavalier?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:24 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Surely this is a Cause Noble enough for the Most Holy Cavalier?

If Weasel is on board, I must conscientiously jump ship

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 1:25 pm

Anybody need a T.V. or a watch?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:00 pm

Well, add Omar and Ubik, and we pretty much got ourselves "SYM - Unleashed"

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:10 pm

Unleash them?

We are tying them to beds and racks!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:11 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Unleash them? We are tying them to beds and racks!!

Well, the message gets across

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:24 pm

"Gruntboy unleashed"
"Gruntboy does SYM"

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:33 pm

"Grunts Gone Wild"?

*shudder*