The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:27 pm

I have a feeling Minerva won't like being manhandled like that

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:37 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
I have a feeling Minerva won't like being manhandled like that

Do you think if I got hit by a swinging Minerva my Wisdom would improve???

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:05 pm

ROFL no, but you might see stars

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:24 pm

Item: Goddess of Wisdom +6

THAC0: +6 / +8 vs. Weasels
Damage type: Crushing 1D10 +2 Cold
Weight: 96lbs
Proficiency: Angry Goddesses
Type: Two Handed
Requires: 18 Audacity, Maximum 3 Wisdom
Not Usable By: Anyone but a Feckless Rogue

Combat Abilities: 50% chance of instant smite, 50% chance of scolding the wielder. 100% chance of invocation of angry smilies.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:15 am

LMAO @ everyone!

...love that "Gruntoy" comment.

Vanilla, sheer vanilla...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:30 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
LMAO! Chipolata, Minerva?!

Bring it on!

I thought you've already got one...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:35 am

Waverly doesn't know how to treat woman!

I'm disappointed.

Look, he even posted my weight!!

The weapon now improved to:

THAC0 vs. Waverly +10
Damage: Flame+Spike each hit vs. Waverly
*cursed*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:02 am

Originally posted by Minerva
Waverly doesn't know how to treat woman! I'm disappointed.

What do you mean? I've got an expert rating in angry goddesses. I better take you by the blacksmith and have you repaired.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:31 am

Originally posted by Waverly
*looks first at Minerva, then at Gruntboy*

*shrugs*

Sure, I'll fight for the forbidden love of Gruntboy. Bring it on, Enchantress!

Get away from my man, Waverly!!! You is a biatch! I'm gonna git you and mess you up good! (*Enchantress hurls herself wild eyed and adrenalin filled at Waverly*)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:50 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Get away from my man, Waverly!!! You is a biatch! I'm gonna git you and mess you up good! (*Enchantress hurls herself wild eyed and adrenalin filled at Waverly*)

Wielding the wise goddess with accomplished skill, Waverly pokes Enchantress soundly, knocking the wind out of her. Waverly brandishes the angry diety deftly, fire shooting out of her stern, beautiful yes, thunder shooting out of... well there is thunder as well...

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:25 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Wielding the wise goddess with accomplished skill, Waverly pokes Enchantress soundly, knocking the wind out of her. Waverly brandishes the angry diety deftly, fire shooting out of her stern, beautiful yes, thunder shooting out of... well there is thunder as well...

Hey - I forgot I was an enchantress! (* turns Waverly into a toad*)

Old cliches are the best cliches!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:32 am

@Enchantress: I don't think it's a good idea to turn Waverly into toad. He can now hop off into Grunty's pants which he left long time ago.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:23 am

!!

Minerva, you are more obsessed with my nether regions than I am!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:46 am

Re: !!

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Minerva, you are more obsessed with my nether regions than I am!

Obsessed? Not me. It's Waverly who's interested in exploring the pants.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:37 am

Re: !!

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Minerva, you are more obsessed with my nether regions than I am!

Your nether regions are under my strict command, mister, and don't you forget it.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:38 am

Aye, aye, Ma'am!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:52 am

Re: Re: !!

Originally posted by Enchantress
Your nether regions are under my strict command, mister, and don't you forget it.

The problem is, it will not necessarily obey your command all the time, even if Gruntboy tries hard.
You must be familiar with "Oh, no, it's not always like this... I'm too tired today."

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 7:17 am

So when Enchantress declares ownership of Gruntboy’s tackle, does Gruntboy
a) diplomatically remind her that trust, not control, is the basis for successful relationships
b) protest loudly and vehemently against the encroachment against his manhood
or
c) curtsy and gladly accept the emasculation

Don’t waste too much time… I’ll tell you. C! That’s right, C. Gruntboy, it is time for you to stand up for yourself and cast off the willie ring of oppression. Any man who would do less, is less than a man.

Minerva, that’s a very risqué comment.

I’ll see you corrupted yet.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:07 am

You forgot D) Waverly.

D) They have a mind of their own inside that "head". In fact, its that which is controlling *us*.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:10 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Aye, aye, Ma'am!

So this is little Grunt speaking?!

Excuse me, I must wipe and degauss my hard drive and then throw it into the Atlantic. *blaargh*