1) Wash and wear the hair;
2) Own a chainsaw;
3) Frolic around in freezing temperatures;
4) Don't concern yourself with umbrellas...
...you're just one hell of a woman in my book.
@Georgi: You're damn right, real men don't go shopping. We just "go to the store." That's cause we already know what we want beforehand so we go in, get it, and get out. Applies to a lot in life ifyouknowwhatImean. *cough*
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
1) Wash and wear the hair;
2) Own a chainsaw;
3) Frolic around in freezing temperatures;
4) Don't concern yourself with umbrellas...
...you're just one hell of a woman in my book.
Or you are a guy who had a operation
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Hey, watch it. *grabs a lead pipe and smacks him across the face with it*
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
*shoves the barrel of a loaded .454 Casull up CM's nose*
Feeling lucky?
No way, tomboys are definitely more appealing. All real men like a woman who knows how to handle her chainsaw.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
*shoves the gun from his nose and places a sawed off shot gun at Chanaks stomach.*
Time for a third hole.
Me personally i would prefer a wench who is tied to the stove and can teleport into the bedroom whenever i want her too. Oh yeah she is always naked and has good taste in grapefruits....
Is my chauvinistic side coming out to strong?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Originally posted by CM Is my chauvinistic side coming out to strong?
Hehe, no, it's just time for your medication now Mr. CM. There there...hush, it will only hurt for just a moment.
*ties jumper cables on to CM's earlobes*
Ok now, place both feet in that washtub full of water I placed in front of you...
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Ok, but wait *pulls the trigger of the shot gun* Now hey....where did this red stuff come from?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
*brushes harmless chalk dust off shirt, snatches shotgun away from CM*
Now now Mr. CM, what did your doctor tell you about playing with that harmless chalkgun? Perhaps we should up your dosage since you seem to be feeling somewhat...violent.
*flips circuit breaker, sending 10000000000 volts through CM*
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
That Tickles....do it again. Btw...my pet cobra got loose and seems to have take a fancy to you leg....ohhh it has big teeth...
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Where is BS when you need him? He could easily be drunk enough to willingly replace me.....
Scayde if i ever get on your bad side. Please give me ample time to grovel for forgiveness
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
