The Great SYM Summer Barbecue

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:15 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Sure!

But is a Slurpie okay? And if so, what flavor?
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Well... Any flavour you want... even chicken tandoori... I dunno... your choice, for if you are gonna have the work, you gotta have some fun too...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:18 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Well... Any flavour you want... even chicken tandoori... I dunno... your choice, for if you are gonna have the work, you gotta have some fun too...

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Well, that's mighty sporting of you! What about a McNugget-flavored Slurpie? Do you think CE would get so filled with oil that we could set fire to his breath, and use him as an adjunct to the barbeque grill? Of course, the way he consumes alcohol, he could probably do that, anyway...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:19 pm

Yeah, we turned him on a fire elemental yesterday...

Just added some gas...

What about something he just cant stand to?

Like water...

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:34 pm

Now, there's a thought! Just straight water. I'll get right to it. So as a recap, anything BS drinks will turn to water as soon as his lips touch it.

I imagine his liver will phone in a protest in the morning.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:37 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Now, there's a thought! Just straight water. I'll get right to it. So as a recap, anything BS drinks will turn to water as soon as his lips touch it.

I imagine his liver will phone in a protest in the morning.[/QUOTE]

You give his liver that long?

My bet is it will throw up a revolt before the hour expires.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:41 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]You give his liver that long?

My bet is it will throw up a revolt before the hour expires.

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BS "throwing up" a revolt. I just can't seem to visualize it.

I guess that's for the better...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:41 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]You give his liver that long?

My bet is it will throw up a revolt before the hour expires.

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I bet 200 bucks that it'll happen in less then half an hour...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:44 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Now, there's a thought! Just straight water. I'll get right to it. So as a recap, anything BS drinks will turn to water as soon as his lips touch it.

I imagine his liver will phone in a protest in the morning.[/QUOTE]

So, this is the curse I have to deal with?

*plugs IV into arm*

So be it.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:44 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]BS "throwing up" a revolt. I just can't seem to visualize it.

I guess that's for the better...[/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO!

I suppose it depnds on what he has been ingesting.. but um you are right, considering it from that angle... it really isn't something any of us want to consider

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:45 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]BS "throwing up" a revolt. I just can't seem to visualize it.

I guess that's for the better...[/QUOTE]An interesting choice of words, that was...

I don't think BS's liver will complain at all. As soon as he finds that Fable has blessed his lips with this odd version of the Midas Touch, BS will immediately by-pass his own lips to get the booze directly into his stomach via self-inflicted tracheotomy.

edit: or via an IV, as BS just said.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:50 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]An interesting choice of words, that was...

I don't think BS's liver will complain at all. As soon as he finds that Fable has blessed his lips with this odd version of the Midas Touch, BS will immediately by-pass his own lips to get the booze directly into his stomach via self-inflicted tracheotomy.

edit: or via an IV, as BS just said.

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what about just bathing in a tub of bourbon. Can one get drunk via osmosis?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:53 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]what about just bathing in a tub of bourbon. Can one get drunk via osmosis?[/QUOTE]

Well, one must be a vegetable to get drunk via osmosis...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:55 pm

I don;'t know., but in a worste case scenario, one could always resort to enimas.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:57 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I don;'t know., but in a worste case scenario, one could always resort to enimas.[/QUOTE]

that's not really designed to keep anything in.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Well, one must be a vegetable to get drunk via osmosis...[/QUOTE]
Why?

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dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:59 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]that's not really designed to keep anything in.[/QUOTE]Well, there are probably ways to counter that problem.. but I'm not sure I want to contemplate them.....

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:00 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Why?

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Yeah, it may be some kind of vermin.

Our skin cannot "swallow" lots of things via osmosis.

At least not enough to make BS happy with his alcool quota.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:01 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well, there are probably ways to counter that problem.. but I'm not sure I want to contemplate them.....[/QUOTE]

by posting this, I'd say you already have.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:02 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]by posting this, I'd say you already have.[/QUOTE]Er, I meant in any detail...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:03 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Yeah, it may be some kind of vermin.

Our skin cannot "swallow" lots of things via osmosis.

At least not enough to make BS happy with his alcool quota.[/QUOTE]

Perhaps absorb instead of swallow? The skin is plenty porous so I don't see why one couldn't although it might make for a long bath to achieve intoxication.