Newbie Love Shack

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:20 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]

R u a prophet?[/QUOTE]

Does it pay well???

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]How much is a soul bringing in on the open market these days?

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Due to the increase in pork bellies, the going price is $42.50. If we could get the cost to decrease in the pork bellies market though...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:23 pm

[QUOTE=Weasel]Does it pay well???

[/QUOTE]

Yes.

But nah, you are an economist, right?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:25 pm

[QUOTE=Weasel]Does it pay well???

Due to the increase in pork bellies, the going price is $42.50. If we could get the cost to decrease in the pork bellies market though...

[/QUOTE]

Wow! At $42.50, I might sell mine and someone else's; perhaps someone else's sister too. Is there a limit to the number of souls I can sell in a day. Very profitable, people are weak.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:33 pm

*arrives in a flash of bright light*
I am the good fairy beornica, and I come to put my blessing upon the love shack. (waves wand menacingly at all non-newbies who are indulging in private jokes...)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:35 pm

You shall all be punished and made to do the chicken dance!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:38 pm

Start with Luis. He's a bit odd anyway

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:43 pm

(Luis and the other "oldbies" form a circle, pull down their pants, and perform the chicken dance using only their buttcheeks)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:43 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Wow! At $42.50, I might sell mine and someone else's; perhaps someone else's sister too. Is there a limit to the number of souls I can sell in a day. Very profitable, people are weak.[/QUOTE]

Sadly there is a limit.

Someone with a soul like BS would only go for a buck 85.

I need souls not turned to the dark goat path.

[QUOTE=beornica]*arrives in a flash of bright light*
I am the good fairy beornica, and I come to put my blessing upon the love shack. (waves wand menacingly at all non-newbies who are indulging in private jokes...)[/QUOTE]

Well hello. (insert evil smilie)

I would advise ..first wack BS and then Luis

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:43 pm

(beornica looks on approvingly and blesses the love shack with a twinkle of her wand.)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:47 pm

That is the last time I welcom Weasels return with anything less than gunfire

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:57 pm

[QUOTE=Weasel]

I would advise ..first wack BS and then Luis

[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:57 pm

[QUOTE=Weasel]Sadly there is a limit.

Someone with a soul like BS would only go for a buck 85.

I need souls not turned to the dark goat path.

[/QUOTE]

So how much could you get for the soul of a magical creature who is able to cast chicken dance spells?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:58 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Agreed.

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You do realize what you may have just agreed to, don;'t you?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:59 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You do realize what you may have just agreed to, don;'t you?[/QUOTE]
I ain't whackin' you, Beornica is.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:02 pm

Good fairies don't whack; they spank. Which is why you are all doing the chicken dance with your pants down.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:03 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]I ain't whackin' you, Beornica is.[/QUOTE]

Allow the resident BS expert to call that as it is....

BS

You know you want me

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:05 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Good fairies don't whack; they spank. Which is why you are all doing the chicken dance with your pants down.

[/QUOTE]

Awaits the inevitable offer of bringing a monkey into the circle

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:05 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Allow the resident BS expert to call that as it is....

BS

You know you want me[/QUOTE]
Sorry, Beautiful. My free love is reserved for those worthy.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:08 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Sorry, Beautiful. My free love is reserved for those worthy.

[/QUOTE]

You just hope the notion of free love will cause me to lose my train of thought before I can.....uh.....what?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:12 pm

Being a sex goddess isn't all that it's cracked up to be. My list is very particular, though once you're on it...