Newbie Love Shack

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:14 pm

I know for a fact where I am on your list. Now when can I "worship" ?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:15 pm

OUCH< Aqua-Chan, you're on FIYAH!
By the way, nice sig.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:16 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I know for a fact where I am on your list. Now when can I "worship" ?

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Hmmm... I don't recall adding you to the list. Go double-check with my favorite underling; he's got everything documented. You know, that brooding cleric over there with the Halruuan accent.

Edit: Thanks, Beornica, but he always manages to turn the tide around in these conversations.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:19 pm

Well then, I'll help you! Every sex goddess needs a fairy godmother...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:21 pm

He's incoherently babbling. Besides, I think he deliberatly moved me down on the list due to his fear I will surpass him. He says you're free next week though

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:23 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]He says you're free next week though

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Pretty good for somebody who's incoherrently babbling.

Beornica is now my right-hand woman. She's also now on the list.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:25 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Pretty good for somebody who's incoherrently babbling.

Beornica is now my right-hand woman. She's also now on the list.

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I thought so. It's amazing what threat of being given to Boo will do to a person.

So, can I observe? Just to make sure I get the ritual right

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:27 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I thought so. It's amazing what threat of being given to Boo will do to a person.

So, can I observe? Just to make sure I get the ritual right

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You DARE threaten my favorite?

Oh, well. Can't be any worse than what I've done to him, physically speaking.

No.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:30 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]You DARE threaten my favorite?

Oh, well. Can't be any worse than what I've done to him, physically speaking.

No.

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You mean he complained it was bad? I knew he was a twit.

I would have thought that would have been impossible, eso given your obvious talents.

Sigh...as you wish, I will join

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:32 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You mean he complained it was bad? I knew he was a twit.

I would have thought that would have been impossible, eso given your obvious talents.

Sigh...as you wish, I will join

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He didn't complain. Actually, I think I kind of broke his will with my creativeness...

I thought you said you could take hints?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:37 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]He didn't complain. Actually, I think I kind of broke his will with my creativeness...

I thought you said you could take hints?

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You need someone whos will is not so easily broken. One who can mach your creative pen stroke for stroke

I just did, remember?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:41 pm

That does it, BS. You've gone too far. Forget chicken dance. Now you have to do the electric boogie. Butt muscles only, please. Everyone else in the circle may step out, this is purely BS's embarrASSment, here.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:42 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]That does it, BS. You've gone too far. Forget chicken dance. Now you have to do the electric boogie. Butt muscles only, please. Everyone else in the circle may step out, this is purely BS's embarrASSment, here.[/QUOTE]
Pshh. Dearest, we do our best to try and get BS to keep his clothes ON.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:43 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You need someone whos will is not so easily broken. One who can mach your creative pen stroke for stroke

I just did, remember?

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But I liked him...

Clearly not.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:47 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]That does it, BS. You've gone too far. Forget chicken dance. Now you have to do the electric boogie. Butt muscles only, please. Everyone else in the circle may step out, this is purely BS's embarrASSment, here.[/QUOTE]

Does this involve live wiring? I must insist on at least twon connections to an outlet, purely for the sake of authenticity. And at least two jugs of shine.

*connects jumper cab;e to ears*

Ok, fire away.

@AC....Don't worry, regardless of who sees me au naturale, you're my favortie

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:54 pm

(covers eyes; shudders)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:59 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Pshh. Dearest, we do our best to try and get BS to keep his clothes ON.

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For the love of all that is holy BS please listen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"the soul of a magical creature who is able to cast chicken dance spells"

This is worth a whole lot more than a buck 85.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:00 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]But I liked him...

Clearly not.

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I know, and he went and disregarded your feelings. Come now, tell BS all about it

Well, it was worth a shot

um.....Beornica seems to be a bit shaken up. God help her if she ever meets Ned if that sacrred her

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:00 pm

[QUOTE=Weasel]For the love of all that is holy BS please listen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"the soul of a magical creature who is able to cast chicken dance spells"

This is worth a whole lot more than a buck 85.

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BS has a soul to sell?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:04 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I know, and he went and disregarded your feelings. Come now, tell BS all about it

Well, it was worth a shot

um.....Beornica seems to be a bit shaken up. God help her if she ever meets Ned if that sacrred her

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Well, I hear you'll soon be experiencing how good he is in the sack anyway, soooo.... Maybe you can learning something.

No kidding. I better help her out...