The Heathen Citadel

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:03 pm

HEY! I drive a '03 Civic, thank you very much (ok, it's not a BMW Z-any-model, they're all hot, but it still runs, right?)

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:14 am

C'mon, a Honda deserves more praise that that

Let's say it's the second on the list

Anyway, you can direct the Civic department form now on. Cheers!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:35 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Sytze, we need rules. Not only your commandments, we need rules to the Heathen.[/QUOTE]
Well, maybe a few, though none are more important than the six!

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Such as "Never flame a mod unless the world is ending"[/QUOTE]
Now where is the fun in that?

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]or "Do not anger Sytze and Luis unless you are smart as hell and have a very good reason to" or something.[/QUOTE]
That's a nice one, although it should be changed. Brynn already found a flaw, and we can't have that. Flaws are bad.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:22 am

Brynn spotted the flaw right away b/c she's so smart therefore she has the right to anger Sytze or Luis OR both at the same time

(Well, I don't really have reason to do so, but this may come in handy later, after long long years spent in the Citadel... One cannot be too farseeing

)

Anyway, it's better not to allow anything that may cause diversion in our ranks. But we all trust Thy wisdom, so you'll have to work out the rule eventually

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:54 am

i don get it wot exactly is the heathen citadel and wot do u do?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:06 am

Welcome, Dark Elf!

Well, I think Luis should explain this, b/c he's been here much longer than me, but I'll try my best. So, it's a community of very nice and kind people, who are having a party at present, b/c they have a new memeber (that's me

), and they're very happy about it.

Sometimes they just go out and join others in a "let's whack each other with walking canes" activity, just to keep their bodies well-trained, and get to know others outside from the Citadel.

Sytze is a very wise man, he laid down the main principles of a faith that the rest of the Heathen accepts - you can check that out in "Sytze's six commandments". You'll find that they're easy too keep

Also, you will find that there are spies here, like CM and others, who act as if they were nice, but don't be fooled! They're nice indeed!

The only problem with them is that they believe some weasel is the king here, but who would vote for a weasel? So their vision is blurred, but they may come to their senses one day an join us Heathen.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:08 am

Oh, I forgot, you can meet very nice elvenfolk here.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:20 am

k so how do i join?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:32 am

Well, you just have to come as often as you can, and post your thoughts, that easy

If you want to join the Heathen, talk to Sytze, since he is our Master, the Holy One we all respect. Anyone can join who is willing to sleep all day and drink some Tequila (you don't even have to eat the worm!).

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:09 am

well i agree wit EVERYTHING except the fact that i hav to drink alchohal

two things rong wit that I'M ONLY 12 AS OF TODAY CUZ TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY! and i don think im ever gonna touch alchohal

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:15 am

Well, you don't HAVE TO, of course! You may go to sleep instead

Anyway, drinking Tequila takes only typing a sentence "Luis, give me a Tequila", and that's all

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:22 pm

Take it from a new Heathen's perspective - these guys rock, and they don't try to flush you down toilets! And, you'll note, the drinking thing isn't actually IN the Six Commandments.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:15 am

Indeed, that's your own choice, although drinking Tequila will make you more of a man, or woman, whatever you taste is

If that isn't your taste, well, we've always got orange juice. I'm sure Brynn doesn't mind drinking a glass or two with you when she's here with her Z4

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:40 am

Sure

I'm afraid Tequila can be dangerous... See, it kicked out Antonio so hard that he hasn't recovered yet and is unable to post as often as he usually does...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:47 am

[QUOTE=Darc_Elv_Nyte]well i agree wit EVERYTHING except the fact that i hav to drink alchohal

two things rong wit that I'M ONLY 12 AS OF TODAY CUZ TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY! and i don think im ever gonna touch alchohal

[/QUOTE]

Welcome

Happy Birthday.

Before you head down this dark and vile path of beer, heathens and untold wretchedness, torture, agony, torment, anguish, distress, calamity and misfortune

, let me introduce a different path, a path of light, a path of TEA, a path to true understanding of COMMunication.

Search for the "truth" and find the right path.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:49 am

Ahh, the leader of COMM is now promoting his religion in our own cosy stronghold. He must be getting desperate!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:51 am

Hey Weasley

, stop agitating and misleading the young!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:58 am

Who me??

Promoting, agitating and misleading. If only my powers reached this far.

I can only think you and Sytze must have me confused with some other. Maybe the Dark Flamers or the Vile Lurkers???

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:19 am

Oh no, be sure that we know exactly who you are! The word of your dark ways and intriguing had reached our ears long before we actually met you...

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:22 am

Indeed, you have your "friend" Fas to thank for that. You might want to punish him

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