Poll: Funniest NPC

pbtliang · Post by **pbtliang** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 12:15 pm

My favorite is the Spectator Beholder. That mono-ocular friend is so funny. I ran into him in the Sendai enclave.

koz-ivan · Post by **koz-ivan** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 12:56 pm

jan, with minsc a distant 2nd

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 1:00 pm

You know the dialogue you can get into with him in Sendai's enclave, you ask him what he is going to do, I half expected him to say:

"WHASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"

Or

"Nothin, just watching the game havin a ***"

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 1:04 pm

The spectator beholder is the funniest NPC IMHO

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 1:11 pm

Where is he?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 1:17 pm

Hes in 2 places, Sahaguin city and Sendai's layer, you can't miss him.

Kyle Marksteiner · Post by **Kyle Marksteiner** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 1:22 pm

hey, the drow who makes the "don't stow thrones in grass houses" comment should get some props.

Metatron · Post by **Metatron** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 2:28 pm

Oh, there are so many. Korgan and Lilarcor are both funny in a gruesome sort of way, and of course Minsc and Jan are obvious answers.

BilboTheHobbit · Post by **BilboTheHobbit** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 2:37 pm

Edwin

Random · Post by **Random** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 2:46 pm

I used to think Minsc was funny until he started yelling every 2 seconds when my rep went over 16. I thought Cespenar and the spectator beholder were the funniest. I also thought all the bad guys were funny that thought my level 20+ party were going to loose to them.

Tyrael Battlerager · Post by **Tyrael Battlerager** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 3:06 pm

Yeah Minsc is kinda fun in the beginning... preetty annoying later on.

The most funniest NPC... tiax perhaps? raving lunies are generally good fun. That beholder is cool one btw

hmmmm when Edwin turns female the comments are quite fun from Viconia i think it was, and Korgan of course!

"nice rack Edwin"

Path of Wind · Post by **Path of Wind** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 3:13 pm

Originally posted by Tyrael Battlerager:
hmmmm when Edwin turns female the comments are quite fun from Viconia i think it was, and Korgan of course!

"nice rack Edwin"

May I ask how one turns Edwin female?

jonschneider · Post by **jonschneider** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 3:13 pm

Cespanar is by far the funniest IMO. I laugh everytime he rummages through my pack

Tyrael Battlerager · Post by **Tyrael Battlerager** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 3:18 pm

When edwin gets his paws on the nether scroll he turns himself into a woman by mistake and he gets a few well placed comments...

Path of Wind · Post by **Path of Wind** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 3:20 pm

Originally posted by Tyrael Battlerager:
When edwin gets his paws on the nether scroll he turns himself into a woman by mistake and he gets a few well placed comments...

And even in his female form he is absolutly incompatible with Minsk?

[ 07-26-2001: Message edited by: Path of Wind ]

BilboTheHobbit · Post by **BilboTheHobbit** » Thu Jul 26, 2001 7:51 pm

I know I know... Yakman!

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 2:42 am

Jan, with Cespenar as a close second.

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 3:08 am

Edwin, Cespenar and the funny Beholder....

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 4:45 am

Originally posted by BilboTheHobbit:
I know I know... Yakman!

OMG OMG

"Yakman see demons, Yakman see demons! Yakman have nap now."

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Fri Jul 27, 2001 4:58 am

Sorry been away for awhile...

Personally, the Minsc,Jan and Heardalis triumvariate is my favorite