The Heathen Citadel

techoluvr · Post by **techoluvr** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:11 pm

WOOHOO. I got POCKET KNIVES FO CHRISTMAS, 2 OF UM

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:32 pm

*As Luis Antonio opens a present*

BOOM!

*all the presents under the Heaten tree go pop and turn into confetti*

remember when i carried a bunch of familiar boxes away?

well they were the presents under the tree, SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PRESENTS!

only i know where the presents are... and Luis, just because you told me not to, i opened your present anyway.

you got a... a... a... I'M NOT GONNA SPILL THE BEANS!

only 2 people know where the gifts are... me and Fas... they're exactly where i left them... considering Fas didn't already destroy them

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:30 am

*raises a wand*

Reparo!

*the tree and the boxes are all restored immediately*

Guards, how many times do I have to tell you not to let HIM in?!

*Guards rush in and sacky IM out*

Much better.
Even our greatest enemy, Cimmy seems to be a friend compared to IM

@CM:: Merry Chri... er.. no... Happy New Year, then

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:43 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]*raises a wand*

Reparo!

*the tree and the boxes are all restored immediately*

Guards, how many times do I have to tell you not to let HIM in?!

*Guards rush in and sacky IM out*

Much better.
Even our greatest enemy, Cimmy seems to be a friend compared to IM

@CM:: Merry Chri... er.. no... Happy New Year, then

[/QUOTE]

*as maxi is being dragged away*

first of all, it's auculas reparo (i'm a pretty big harry potter fan)

second of all, i didn't break your presents, so there's nothing that needs repairing, so how would you fix something that isn't broken?

and lastly, there is no spell that can bring back your presents... well there is one spell... that's the brain contr... never mind

*Maxi has been dragged out of the citadel and is now roaming free*

*Maxi yells outside of the citadel*

HAHAHA! HOPE YOU NEVER EVER FIND OUT WHERE I HID YOUR PRESENTS!

SEEEEEE YOU LATER SUCKERS!

*Maxi goes back into hiding*

werebeargoddess · Post by **werebeargoddess** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:10 pm

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]
first of all, it's auculas reparo (i'm a pretty big harry potter fan)
[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure that Brynn is right, and that it just reparo. I re-read the fifth Harry Potter book not that long ago, and I'm pretty sure that when Hermione uses the spell, she just said reparo.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:19 pm

[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]I'm pretty sure that Brynn is right, and that it just reparo. I re-read the fifth Harry Potter book not that long ago, and I'm pretty sure that when Hermione uses the spell, she just said reparo.[/QUOTE]

oh... then what spell am i thinking of...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:39 am

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]oh... then what spell am i thinking of...

[/QUOTE]

She is not fixing harry potter glasses, she is fixing things around, so "reparo" cleans the mess while "auculus reparo" means fix the glasses (óculos in portuguese)

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:32 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]She is not fixing harry potter glasses, she is fixing things around, so "reparo" cleans the mess while "auculus reparo" means fix the glasses (óculos in portuguese)

[/QUOTE]

ok, but she still can't use that spell because i hid the presents, so they can't be fixed, because i didn't break them

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:34 am

Brynn, then just pick up your spell book and cast "true sight" and "divination".

Good night, IM

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:41 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Brynn, then just pick up your spell book and cast "true sight" and "divination".

Good night, IM

[/QUOTE]

or cast legend lore, since you only have to know a location they have been on, which is the Tree.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:43 am

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]or cast legend lore, since you only have to know a location they have been on, which is the Tree.

[/QUOTE]

Or throw a clementine to the sky and see where it will fall...

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:48 am

well, you cant cast anything on me, for i am writing to you from somewhere faraway

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:52 am

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]well, you cant cast anything on me, for i am writing to you from somewhere faraway

[/QUOTE]

Those are area spells... stop playing that much halo and learn SoA

Then you have a chance agaisnt us

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:55 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Those are area spells... stop playing that much halo and learn SoA

Then you have a chance agaisnt us

[/QUOTE]

OH HELL WITH SoA! I'll stick to halo and do a damn hell good job on it!

*attaches a grenade with the letter*

*as soon as the grenade explodes a robot with an SMG starts shooting at all heathens and then leaves*

*after the robot leaves, an elite ninja with a plasma sword barges in and slices everyone's heads off*

Ekental · Post by **Ekental** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:58 am

Well this is fairly entertaining...
Just reading the past couple pages almost made me fall right out of my chair.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:30 pm

*grabs the ninja and snaps his neck before anyone dies*
ok the only ninja around here is going to be me, if anyone has a problem with it then make a dueling ring and ill prove why i an ninja.

ok and as for finding the gifts just use a find item spell. it should work better then an area affect right? if not, o well im not into using magic to get the job done. raw power has always worked for me.
*finds the envelope (sp?) that maxi sent the letters in*
hum, this looks interesting.
*mutters an encantation into the paper and writes on it return to sender*
*Maxi opens the envelope and hears the phrase, 'I summon... reality' and maxis body hits the ground lifeless*
fitting end to a pain in the ass child

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:12 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]*grabs the ninja and snaps his neck before anyone dies*
ok the only ninja around here is going to be me, if anyone has a problem with it then make a dueling ring and ill prove why i an ninja.

ok and as for finding the gifts just use a find item spell. it should work better then an area affect right? if not, o well im not into using magic to get the job done. raw power has always worked for me.
*finds the envelope (sp?) that maxi sent the letters in*
hum, this looks interesting.
*mutters an encantation into the paper and writes on it return to sender*
*Maxi opens the envelope and hears the phrase, 'I summon... reality' and maxis body hits the ground lifeless*
fitting end to a pain in the ass child[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHA!

thanks to Fas i'm back!

he used a reincarnation spell to bring me back

then i used a personnal spell of mine to bring me back to my old body

oh well, since there is the word santa in my name i HAVE to give back your presents... DAMN GOOD WILLED SPIRIT!

*Maxi goes to the citadel and moves as quick as a stealth ninja about to assasinate his victim*

*in a blink of an eye he's gone and the presents are back under the tree*

*wait what's this there's one present missing... nope never mind they're all there

*

on the ground lies a note that reads:

I"LL BE BOCK!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:28 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Or throw a clementine to the sky and see where it will fall...

[/QUOTE]

Or kick him on the ass so he flies to a galaxy far, far away

Happy IM-free New Year, Heathens

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:10 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]Or kick him on the ass so he flies to a galaxy far, far away

Happy IM-free New Year, Heathens

[/QUOTE]

that is NOT NOT NOT true!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:26 pm

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]I"LL BE BOCK![/QUOTE]

??? Who, pray tell, is "bock", and why would you wish to be "him"? (Or her, or even it?)

Someone needs to take care of him. It's getting vaguely obnoxious - kind of like a dog that you can't manage to housebreak

.

Anyway, how'd everyones christmas go? (Or just your holiday season in general?)

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