Welcome to Colosseum Ikorum. Before you lie the yet unstained sands of our Arena.
Throw the most annoying, pathetic person you know (outside this forum) before the lions right here.
We also have: tigers, giraffes, elephants, baboons, gorillas, rhinos or panthers, and they're all equally hungry and aggressive. (Other animals available on request)
Don't forget to motivate why they should be slaughtered.
I now pronounce this Arena open! (Don't forget to buy your sodas and hamburgers!)
Colosseum Ikorum
Colosseum Ikorum
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My old friend Tim, the one who owes me more than a $1,000 and sold my PS2, and got my friend knocked up and won't support the baby. Got any horny and crazed gorillas and baboons that throw their poo?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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moltovir
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Because Morrowind crashed the fifth time in less then 20 minutes, I'd now like to throw Bethesda's bughunter before the mad hungry baboons. Because he is a programmer and programmers generally have a bad physical condition, the baboons must first bring a modern interpretation of Sophocles Antigone, to make things more interesting for the public (you don't expect a programmer to survive long, now do you?)
"We are at a very serious moment dealing with very serious issues and we are not focusing on the name you give to potatoes" - Nathalie Loisau
Hear ye! Tomorrow, 27th of Januari: Grand opening spectacle at Colosseum Ikorum!
Our entertainers will be:
A dozen of 'Prisoner' Programmers who we will turn into Bug-hunted instead of bughunters. And the bugs will be quite big.
Furthermore:
'Temperamental' Tim, who seems to care for no one. This is not a problem. We'll take care of him!
Hear ye! Tomorrow: Grand opening spectacle.....
(edit: More 'Gladiators' are welcomed. There are still enough vacant jails.)
Our entertainers will be:
A dozen of 'Prisoner' Programmers who we will turn into Bug-hunted instead of bughunters. And the bugs will be quite big.
Furthermore:
'Temperamental' Tim, who seems to care for no one. This is not a problem. We'll take care of him!
Hear ye! Tomorrow: Grand opening spectacle.....
(edit: More 'Gladiators' are welcomed. There are still enough vacant jails.)
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Demortis
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a guy named Sean for the same reason as Magrus. this guy isnt a friend, i dont just want horrny gorillas. i want something more terrible like flesh eatting ants. any ideas? please i want this to last for sometime. pain must be long, drawn out.
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
I'd have to say a group of horny, crazed, 300 lb gorillas going after one guy would be quite painful and horrible way to meet your end, but it's personal taste I suppose.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Demortis
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that would be fine but i want this guy to suffer more. no money is owed and he hasnt sold anything of mine, but i want him to suffer greatly. i'd say leave him in a cage with them, but this is a colussem.
Sir ik, could we possibly have a "cage match" between these fellows and the horny gorillas? that i would pay money for
Sir ik, could we possibly have a "cage match" between these fellows and the horny gorillas? that i would pay money for
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Almost 4 o'clock and the crowds are starting to accumulate at the gates rapidly. Huge advertising boards show the name of the Colosseum and a seemingly aggressive baboon.
When a large crowd had formed on the parkinglot the gates opened. Slowly the stadium filled.
White sand covered the center. There was an X painted somewhere near the middle. One could hear tha monkeys and the smell of animals mixed with the smell of new cement and dried paint.
But that wasn't what the visitors came for. They wanted a fight, blood, and aggression. The emperor-for-a-day smiled.
When everybody had found his or her seat, the games could begin.
Blood and Gore, Violence
The loudspeakers yelled:
"Welcome, everybody, to the grand opening of Colosseum Ikorum!!" Applause.
"Today will only be a taste of what we have to offer. Today we have a gladiator fight, followed by my personal version of Antigone!" More applaus and yelling. "And there will be plenty monkeys!" The crowds were unstoppable, so it seemed, but when a large cage emerged from the sands, the rumour stopped.
Two tiny figures sat on the floor of the structure that had just appeared.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Before you are Tim, the rapist thief, and Sean, the unfriendly. They haven't eaten for a while." At that moment, a door opened. "We do have food for them. They only need to catch it."
Quickly the two prisoners opened their cage and ran towards where the food would be. Suddenly a gorrila jumped out of the darkness, and another one, and another one. 5 big gorillas now chased the two.
Sean was the slower one, and it didn't take the gorillas long to catch up. He was smacked down hard, and tumbled over the sand. He stood up, slipped inside the cage and locked the door.
Meanwhile Tim was still running, and when he saw the Sean's smart move, he ran towards the cage too, screaming to him to open the door. Sean, afraid that a gorilla would come in refused, and when Tim arrived at the cage, he was waited for by the 2 gorillas that had chased Sean. He quickly did some calculating. He turned around, to check his answer. Alas, he was right. He was smacked to the floor by a heavy, black, hairy arm. The monkeys started pulling his arms and legs, and it didn't took them much time to seperate some of them. The crowd yelled loudly every time a limb flew through the air.
"Hey Sean! Are you sitting comfortably inside that cage?" Shouted the loudspeakers. Sean shook his head. "I hope you like ants, Sean!"
At that moment, relatively big ants started appearing. "Bullet ants, all the way from Costa Rica!! It is said that one bite of these hurts more than a scorpion's sting." Sean quickly ran to the door. In his panic he couldn't open the lock. He looked behind him. The ants were almost at his heel. He climbed up the steel bars of the cage. At that moment, the gorillas lost interest in the dead Tim, and now started moving towards the cage again. Sean quickly let go of the bars, and started jumping on the ants. After about twenty seconds of jumping desperately around the cage, he passed out, squashing another couple hundred of ants as his final act.
A big bunch of bananas lured the big monkeys back to the exit, and for about 5 minutes nothing special happened, until the gorillas were gone, the gate was closed and the cage was lowered.
"What a mess!" said the loud voice. "Enter, our cleaners!"
About ten thin, whiteskinned characters entered the arena. Some had a shovel, but others only had a small stick and a helmet.
"Bury all of Tim under the X, fast! Or I'll send in the baboons!"
The ex-programmers quickly started their task by gathering the pieces, and digging a hole.
When they threw the limbs in there, the announcer said:
"That's not a hole! It's barely 10 inches!"
"But there's concrete here!" Yelled one of the programmers at a desperate tone.
"When I tell you to dig a hole, you dig a hole! Send in the baboons!"
All the gates opened and the programmers quickly came to an end. Only one was smart enough to use his shovel to defend himself. He really hurt one of the monkeys, and was shot by a sniper only instants after.
"Well, the shows over for today, dear people! We are out of criminals."
A loud 'aaaaw' erupted, followed by a standing ovation.
Writing this helps to lower one's aggression level.
So if somebody else wants to volunteer for the next event, be my guest
When a large crowd had formed on the parkinglot the gates opened. Slowly the stadium filled.
White sand covered the center. There was an X painted somewhere near the middle. One could hear tha monkeys and the smell of animals mixed with the smell of new cement and dried paint.
But that wasn't what the visitors came for. They wanted a fight, blood, and aggression. The emperor-for-a-day smiled.
When everybody had found his or her seat, the games could begin.
Blood and Gore, ViolenceThe loudspeakers yelled:
"Welcome, everybody, to the grand opening of Colosseum Ikorum!!" Applause.
"Today will only be a taste of what we have to offer. Today we have a gladiator fight, followed by my personal version of Antigone!" More applaus and yelling. "And there will be plenty monkeys!" The crowds were unstoppable, so it seemed, but when a large cage emerged from the sands, the rumour stopped.
Two tiny figures sat on the floor of the structure that had just appeared.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Before you are Tim, the rapist thief, and Sean, the unfriendly. They haven't eaten for a while." At that moment, a door opened. "We do have food for them. They only need to catch it."
Quickly the two prisoners opened their cage and ran towards where the food would be. Suddenly a gorrila jumped out of the darkness, and another one, and another one. 5 big gorillas now chased the two.
Sean was the slower one, and it didn't take the gorillas long to catch up. He was smacked down hard, and tumbled over the sand. He stood up, slipped inside the cage and locked the door.
Meanwhile Tim was still running, and when he saw the Sean's smart move, he ran towards the cage too, screaming to him to open the door. Sean, afraid that a gorilla would come in refused, and when Tim arrived at the cage, he was waited for by the 2 gorillas that had chased Sean. He quickly did some calculating. He turned around, to check his answer. Alas, he was right. He was smacked to the floor by a heavy, black, hairy arm. The monkeys started pulling his arms and legs, and it didn't took them much time to seperate some of them. The crowd yelled loudly every time a limb flew through the air.
"Hey Sean! Are you sitting comfortably inside that cage?" Shouted the loudspeakers. Sean shook his head. "I hope you like ants, Sean!"
At that moment, relatively big ants started appearing. "Bullet ants, all the way from Costa Rica!! It is said that one bite of these hurts more than a scorpion's sting." Sean quickly ran to the door. In his panic he couldn't open the lock. He looked behind him. The ants were almost at his heel. He climbed up the steel bars of the cage. At that moment, the gorillas lost interest in the dead Tim, and now started moving towards the cage again. Sean quickly let go of the bars, and started jumping on the ants. After about twenty seconds of jumping desperately around the cage, he passed out, squashing another couple hundred of ants as his final act.
A big bunch of bananas lured the big monkeys back to the exit, and for about 5 minutes nothing special happened, until the gorillas were gone, the gate was closed and the cage was lowered.
"What a mess!" said the loud voice. "Enter, our cleaners!"
About ten thin, whiteskinned characters entered the arena. Some had a shovel, but others only had a small stick and a helmet.
"Bury all of Tim under the X, fast! Or I'll send in the baboons!"
The ex-programmers quickly started their task by gathering the pieces, and digging a hole.
When they threw the limbs in there, the announcer said:
"That's not a hole! It's barely 10 inches!"
"But there's concrete here!" Yelled one of the programmers at a desperate tone.
"When I tell you to dig a hole, you dig a hole! Send in the baboons!"
All the gates opened and the programmers quickly came to an end. Only one was smart enough to use his shovel to defend himself. He really hurt one of the monkeys, and was shot by a sniper only instants after.
"Well, the shows over for today, dear people! We are out of criminals."
A loud 'aaaaw' erupted, followed by a standing ovation.
Writing this helps to lower one's aggression level.
So if somebody else wants to volunteer for the next event, be my guest [size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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Ideal Maxima
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Mmm... Can we use this place to trash Heathens/Heathen Mercs?
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[QUOTE=FweL]So Luis and Brynn for crimes against MC and CM.[/QUOTE]
uhhh, FweL, you're new here and you prbably don't know what is going on. Alright, so there are two major groups (at this point) on SYM. The Heathens and COMM. The Heathens are plentiful but are less experianced, for most of their members are newbies. COMM is proud and marches on with pride (and no, we don't have a hang out thread) we may not have as many members (active) but we have more experiance. Now CM is a COMMie, and is always tortured and tortures the heathens. I too am a COMMunist, but I have yet to be captured. Mc was pretending to be a Heathen, but was actually a COMM spy. Now Mc is having his doubts about the betrayal and I'm trying to stop him from looking like an idiot. That's about it, I do believe.
uhhh, FweL, you're new here and you prbably don't know what is going on. Alright, so there are two major groups (at this point) on SYM. The Heathens and COMM. The Heathens are plentiful but are less experianced, for most of their members are newbies. COMM is proud and marches on with pride (and no, we don't have a hang out thread) we may not have as many members (active) but we have more experiance. Now CM is a COMMie, and is always tortured and tortures the heathens. I too am a COMMunist, but I have yet to be captured. Mc was pretending to be a Heathen, but was actually a COMM spy. Now Mc is having his doubts about the betrayal and I'm trying to stop him from looking like an idiot. That's about it, I do believe.
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I am ''NEVER'' wrong and since acting paladin, i will never change my words.
So bring the lions and other beasts.
So bring the lions and other beasts.
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[QUOTE=Rob-hin]I don't think throwing any SYM member to the lions is a good idea.[/QUOTE]
Yes i know it. But i cant change that. What kind of paladin would i be if i wouldn't keep my word? Now i know i will hire noble roqye to rescue them. Brynn and Luis escaped.
Ik911 you should get better holding sells.
Yes i know it. But i cant change that. What kind of paladin would i be if i wouldn't keep my word? Now i know i will hire noble roqye to rescue them. Brynn and Luis escaped.
Ik911 you should get better holding sells.
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Grimar
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arg! IM you coward! now i have to go to bed, but when i'm back, this fight is on!
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
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Ideal Maxima
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Huh?
I didnt even realize you'd challenged me, I was in an engaging conversation with Magrus on AIM.
*sigh* you're going to bed with a curfew/bedtime, and you call me a coward
But, for when you back, I'm ready
*iMax dusts off his indestrucable suit and puts it on (same suit that Demo "THOUGHT" he almost broke if I hadn't ran off) he patches the spot where there was the crack on his neck plate.*
There we go, now there is absulutly nothing that can penetrate it. Except for 2 things. If you play Halo, you'll know what they are.
*iMax gets ready his energy sword and places it on his back. He holsters two magnums. He gets ready with a battle rifle and rocket launcher.*
Bring it on punk.
I didnt even realize you'd challenged me, I was in an engaging conversation with Magrus on AIM.
*sigh* you're going to bed with a curfew/bedtime, and you call me a coward
But, for when you back, I'm ready
*iMax dusts off his indestrucable suit and puts it on (same suit that Demo "THOUGHT" he almost broke if I hadn't ran off) he patches the spot where there was the crack on his neck plate.*
There we go, now there is absulutly nothing that can penetrate it. Except for 2 things. If you play Halo, you'll know what they are.
*iMax gets ready his energy sword and places it on his back. He holsters two magnums. He gets ready with a battle rifle and rocket launcher.*
Bring it on punk.
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