[QUOTE=CM]Good god. I can't get past 2!!!
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I am leaving this. It drove me nuts. I spent 20 minutes on number 2. Still can't figure it out.[/QUOTE]
Yes, if you don't even know how to change a url, this is the second best thing to do.
The best thing is to:
Find the point of highest altitude within your neighborhood, and climb to it on the second Saturday of the month. Bring whipped cream, a rubber chicken, water, something to make a fire with and a pot.
Build a fire, boil the water, and throw the rubber chicken in the pot of boiling water, while shedding all clothes, covering yourself in whipped cream and start dancing around the fire singing N*Sync songs. Britney Spears, 98 degreez, et al will work just as well. Doing so may lead to you getting smitten by a blunt object. Continue anyway.
After 30 minutes to an hour, the police will come to arrest you; when this happens, let out a high-pitched shriek and start running around town. They will eventually catch you, and put you in a cell with a guy named Bob. He inform you he's doing time for abusing a corpse, and then force you to play a game called 'scrotal damage'.
At this point, the riddle is still not solved, but you'll have much bigger problems on your hands than solving a riddle on the internet.
Tell me if this works out for you.