Colosseum Ikorum

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:54 pm

Bah, it is almost midnight here, so Grimar is right to go to bed and wake with a clear mind and a steady sword.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:36 pm

Well, boo hoo hoo, I'm sorry if I got in the way of your Norweigion time, but I'm from NY, and he challenged me, so it goes to my time standards by default.

Godslayer · Post by **Godslayer** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:47 pm

Very true. And Yeltsu, in case you haven't noticed, we Americans....think a lot of ourselves.

The rest of the world may hate us for it, but we really don't care.

So wake Grimar up, and tell him to come and fight!

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:51 pm

Hey, slayer, you wanna have a friendly one-on-one?

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:53 pm

Bah,
*casts sleep on IM and Godslayer*

btw, if you had shown up when Grimar had challenged you, then he would have had ample time to grind you into the dust.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:57 pm

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]Bah,
*casts sleep on IM and Godslayer*

btw, if you had shown up when Grimar had challenged you, then he would have had ample time to grind you into the dust.[/QUOTE]

You can't cast sleep on me because we are not fighting. If we were fighting, one of us would have been challenged. Once we are challenged we must of been given a chance to prepare. So nothing you said would take effect on us.

Godslayer · Post by **Godslayer** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:57 pm

can't now iMax, I g2g, but I should be back around 7:00 or so.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:59 pm

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]You can't cast sleep on me because we are not fighting. If we were fighting, one of us would have been challenged. Once we are challenged we must of been given a chance to prepare. So nothing you said would take effect on us.

[/QUOTE]

Still, Grimar is not around, so you have to wait for tomorrow.
And no, I'm not taking anyones side.

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 5:05 pm

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]You can't cast sleep on me because we are not fighting. If we were fighting, one of us would have been challenged. Once we are challenged we must of been given a chance to prepare. So nothing you said would take effect on us.

[/QUOTE]

Coward!

*goes off to bed* Tomorrow it shall be decided! *casts all his buffs into an improved contingencie that will cast them on grimar when he gives the command.*

Good night lads, and remember, don't put peas in your noses!

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:18 pm

NOW IM!!! i am going to kick your ass. and yes, i have played halo

*Walking into the arena with no weapons or armors*

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:30 pm

[QUOTE=Grimar]NOW IM!!! i am going to kick your ass. and yes, i have played halo

*Walking into the arena with no weapons or armors*[/QUOTE]

Why would you do such a thing as to that?

*IM flies up into the top of the collusium (jetpack)*

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:34 pm

[QUOTE=Rob-hin]I don't think throwing any SYM member to the lions is a good idea.[/QUOTE]
Throw in BANNED memebers, then

Nah, "seriously", I'd like to throw the archery product dealer's assistant into the darkest pit filled with the most vicious monsters. And her crime is not informing me about my order for a month already.

She deserves it! (I'll let the dealer live until my purchase arrive, and then throw him in, too!)

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:36 pm

could I let my english teacher attend her own class here, that would be enough punishment for her (although she would proabably die from it

)

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:38 pm

And I also want the dealer's contact in Holland see ripped into pieces here, b/c he doesn't provide the dealer with enough info, who therefore doesn't inform me

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:43 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]And I also want the dealer's contact in Holland see ripped into pieces here, b/c he doesn't provide the dealer with enough info, who therefore doesn't inform me

[/QUOTE]

assistant, dealer and dealer's contact aka target practice

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:46 pm

I was just about to suggest the same thing

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:28 pm

Announcement

Hear, Hear!

Soon, the second show of this brand new colosseum will commence!
Entrance is free, hotdogs and beverages aren't (but they're on a sponsorship deal, so they're practically free)

There will be:
An assistant, dealer and dealer's contact and they're all also known as: target practice!!!

Followed by
A Grand Gladiator Fight!!!
Ideal Maxima vs. Grimar
_____________________________

The Gladiator fight will commence as soon as the Gladiators are ready, which could be any moment now, if they haven't started already. So hurry to your seats!

We're still looking for a reporter on the target practice part. Application-forms are not necessary.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:13 pm

What'r the rules, bud?

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:22 pm

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]What'r the rules, bud?[/QUOTE]
No flying outside the colosseum, or you will be sniped.
No killing more than 20 percent of the audience, or you will be sniped.
Don't give up before your beaten, or you will be sniped.
Don't attack the snipers, or you will be dead.
Don't enter the arena with some kind of sponsor/advertisement on your armor/clothes, or you will be assigned a sponsor. (I bet we can find a sponsor you don't want to be affiliated with, hèhè.)
And no scratching the opponent with your fingernails, because I don't like that style.

That about covers it.

New rules can be made by, well anyone, really. As long as it's entertaining, or brings in cash.

Good luck.

I salute you, who are about to die.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:28 pm

(I find it more amusing if it said no attacking the snipers or you will be sniped

)

[quote="ik911]I salute you"]

Awww come on, why would you salute Grimar and not me?

*OOO! I add a new rule. You must let Ideal Maxima win or you will be sniped