As most of you know, I am Bloodstalker, and I will be one of your hosts for the event. And what an event it will be. This year, the producers have decided to spare no expense for your entertainment. There will be the usual line up of talent that will perform:
Weasel and his Dance of the Forbidden Golden Speedo
Brynn and her Heathen Muppet Show
Luis and his Trained Sheep
Scayde and her Rope Twirling
Ned and his Drunken Tightrope Walk of Doom
And this is just a small sapling of what we have on tap. Rumor even has it that there may be a one night only reunion of the legendary band...Guns N Cookies. Although this can not be confirmed, and it could very well be a simple ploy by a lone member of the group to cash in on the name while employing an entire new lineup, the suspense is still think in the air.
Aegis is currently tabulating the votes, limos will begin arriving shortly, and DW will be on hand for some on the spot intervieing from the red carpet.
Drink are being served in the upper balcony, Seating is first come first serve, and I, having signed this contract before my conversion am required to fulfill my obligations as directed by my old persona.
Let the festivities begin.
