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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:22 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]yes a good lesson for all to remember.

and i would never do such a low grade thing! i have an honor code to somewhat uphold lol[/QUOTE]

Yeah, some of the tactics I witness with my friends is mind-boggling. I've watched my buddy Scott wander door to door in my appartment complex when I was living at the place hitting on the girls that lived there. He did that for every single female in the 24 appartment complex. I think there were like 9 rooms let out to girls, and maybe 11-12 of them there altogether. I watched him try to pick up a girl who answered the door, get turned down and ask her to go get her roommate.

With a bottle of Jack Daniel's in hand no less!

The best part was his reaction when the last girl shot him down. He stomped his foot on the porch and cursed loud enough to wake everyone up in that building. He developed a reputation of trying to score with a bottle of booze with all the girls living there. After the first two girls, they all talked and didn't want to have anything to do with him. ALL of them.

I get ripped on for not going out of my way to hit on females all the time, those buddies of mine with gf's have learned to keep their mouth's shut by now. The girls smack them for making fun of me for being sweet and not being a bad boy. I'm a perfect angel to them.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:09 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'm a perfect angel to them.

[/QUOTE]Lo and behold! For the traitorous demon Magrus has decieved the feemale population at large! For his punishment, Magrus shall be tossed into Ik's Arena! He shall face four gay horny ravening beasts by the names of BS, Fas, TM and Sytze!

I've been wanting to do that for a lllllllong time

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:18 pm

[QUOTE=oozae]Lo and behold! For the traitorous demon Magrus has decieved the feemale population at large! For his punishment, Magrus shall be tossed into Ik's Arena! He shall face four gay horny ravening beasts by the names of BS, Fas, TM and Sytze!

I've been wanting to do that for a lllllllong time

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Thats fine, I have cute girls who think I'm a sweet young man to keep me safe.

They'd be very upset with you oozit, hurting their Mikey. They adore me for cooking for them and having heart to heart chats you know.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:08 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Thats fine, I have cute girls who think I'm a sweet young man to keep me safe.

They'd be very upset with you oozit, hurting their Mikey. They adore me for cooking for them and having heart to heart chats you know.

[/QUOTE]You are the exact opposite of the Mikey I know.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:44 pm

[QUOTE=oozae]You are the exact opposite of the Mikey I know.[/QUOTE]

I'm good and sweet around certain people. Others, well, I'm like usual. Either way is still me, just depends on what fits in better with the crowd I'm in. I really don't hit on women constantly, or try to pick them up. If one happens to come into my life though, well, she sees a side of me my friends don't.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:25 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I've watched my buddy Scott wander door to door in my appartment complex when I was living at the place hitting on the girls that lived there. He did that for every single female in the 24 appartment complex. I think there were like 9 rooms let out to girls, and maybe 11-12 of them there altogether. I watched him try to pick up a girl who answered the door, get turned down and ask her to go get her roommate.

With a bottle of Jack Daniel's in hand no less!

[/QUOTE]
What a nice goodbye story, Mag! It's day 62, you know...

Now, come with me...

Oh no, you're a cute long-haired guy who can cook! I just can't bring an apocalypse on you...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:41 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]What a nice goodbye story, Mag! It's day 62, you know...

Now, come with me...

Oh no, you're a cute long-haired guy who can cook! I just can't bring an apocalypse on you...

[/QUOTE]

See, my hair has prevented the apocalypse.

I also clean, love babies, and love giving attention to and pleasing young women. I CAN'T be killed off by some apocalypse.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:46 am

I strongly suspect you're actually LYING to women

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:51 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]I strongly suspect you're actually LYING to women

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Ugh, am not. I happen to keep what goes on between myself and those I date out of conversation with my friends and family. Aside from keeping my personal business personal, I don't lie. Just don't want friends and family knowing I'm a kinky freak and ending up with embarrassing moments on birthdays and christmas when they decide to give me strange gifts and such. Or odd questioning, that would be awkward.

It's another day, so another lesson.

You don't need to let your parents know your having a sordid relationship with a kinky partner. You don't even have to introduce them at all. Best to leave them seperate. Partner tied down in your room, parents in the nursing home.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:56 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]You don't need to let your parents know your having a sordid relationship with a kinky partner. You don't even have to introduce them at all. Best to leave them seperate. Partner tied down in your room, parents in the nursing home.

[/QUOTE]Ikelay ouyay on'tday elltay suay boutaay ouryay elationshipray ithway Loodstalkerbay

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:00 am

[QUOTE=oozae]Ikelay ouyay on'tday elltay suay boutaay ouryay elationshipray ithway Loodstalkerbay

[/QUOTE]

That was what I said, not Brynn, and that is so true...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:04 am

[QUOTE=oozae] Magrus shall be tossed into Ik's Arena! He shall face four gay horny ravening beasts by the names of BS, Fas, TM and Sytze!

I've been wanting to do that for a lllllllong time

[/QUOTE]

I have little doubt you have wanted to do that for a long time. However, rumors of my homosexuality have been greatly exageratted. You'll have to find another person to complete your lustful foursome to abuse you.

Note, I am not anti homosexual in any way. It is my sincere hope that one day, every male on the earth except me will be 100% homosexual. I therefore applaud you for your efforts, and wish you great sucess in your endeavours.

May you sodomization be prolonged and violent.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:08 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I have little doubt you have wanted to do that for a long time. However, rumors of my homosexuality have been greatly exageratted. You'll have to find another person to complete your lustful foursome to abuse you.

Note, I am not anti homosexual in any way. It is my sincere hope that one day, every male on the earth except me will be 100% homosexual. I therefore applaud you for your efforts, and wish you great sucess in your endeavours.

May you sodomization be prolonged and violent.

[/QUOTE]Why thankyou, Bloodstalker dear boy

Hmmm..... Who should I start with first?

Oh! I know! *huge grin* Bloodstalker!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:09 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I have little doubt you have wanted to do that for a long time. However, rumors of my homosexuality have been greatly exageratted. You'll have to find another person to complete your lustful foursome to abuse you.

Note, I am not anti homosexual in any way. It is my sincere hope that one day, every male on the earth except me will be 100% homosexual. I therefore applaud you for your efforts, and wish you great sucess in your endeavours.

May you sodomization be prolonged and violent.

[/QUOTE]

Are you encouraging his desire to see me sodomized?!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:14 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Are you encouraging his desire to see me sodomized?!!

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that's between you and him. Personally, I'd prefer to see him tied in the den of a nearsighted horny porcupine with pain fetish, but if you can do worse, by all means, proceed.

I simply await the day all women are forced to turn to me for their needs.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:19 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I simply await the day all women are forced to turn to me for their needs.

[/QUOTE]I assure you BS, you are definitely not a part of their need's

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:23 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]that's between you and him. Personally, I'd prefer to see him tied in the den of a nearsighted horny porcupine with pain fetish, but if you can do worse, by all means, proceed.

I simply await the day all women are forced to turn to me for their needs.

[/QUOTE]

The only person who deals with that kind of thing with me is my girlfriend. Which is all well and good with me.

As far as him and a nearsighted horny porcupine with a pain fetish. I think thats a wonderful idea. Come here oozit, I have chocolate chip cookies.

Well, if that day comes, I'm heading to the moon to claim it in the name of me.

No use staying here if all the girls are obsessed with you I say.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:16 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I simply await the day all women are forced to turn to me for their needs.

[/QUOTE]
That's when religions will revive and every women will be a nun

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:17 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Come here oozit, I have chocolate chip cookies.

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ROFL

You'd better try commanding him, that's what he likes the best

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:18 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]That's when religions will revive and every women will be a nun

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No! Those outfits they have to wear are all frumpy!

They are sort of like big black skirts though...