They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:47 pm

He's a hate-fuelled devious dog-catcher who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a chain-smoking green-skinned mermaid who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:47 pm

Lol! these where new... where did you find this?

Edit: sorry, read the first page now.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:03 pm

He's a short-sighted umbrella-wielding matador with a passion for fast cars. She's a blind snooty schoolgirl living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

I swear the good folks who maintain that site must regularly add adjectives to it.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:13 pm

He's a hate-fuelled guerilla sorceror haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a blind gold-digging wrestler who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:24 pm

He's a suicidal overambitious inventor fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a provocative tomboy bodyguard with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

Ofcourse they do. I'm sure they do. They most definitely do. But why do you keep bumping old threads?
[quote="Dottie]@Fable: You do seem to have a somewhat unatural liking for this thread"]

arno_v · Post by **arno_v** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:41 pm

He's a globe-trotting Catholic astronaut gone bad. He's a jaded pirate librarian who must take medication to keep him sane. They're gay!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:59 pm

Arno, you had to have made that up.

At least you could have been original in your humor. Please, stick to the wonderful theme of this august thread, and include actual quotes from that website.

He's a globe-trotting zombie cat burglar with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a man-hating cat-loving barmaid with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

-That one actually makes a kinda sense.

frogus23 · Post by **frogus23** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:02 pm

Fable, you could have at least used your mod powers and moved it to the Homophobia forums...

arno_v · Post by **arno_v** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:02 pm

Wasn't this more original humor than just copy-paste it from the site?

And I wasen't trying to insult homosexual people, so if I did, I feel sorry about it.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:12 pm

I mean it wasn't original, because gay humor is common.

And copy-pasting the best from the They Fight Crime website is an August Tradition here at GameBanshee. As you can see from the sheer number of posts, we have all carefully considered the best the site had to offer, culled them across time, and analyzed the results with reference to the works of Kant, Descartes, Hobbes and Breathed. We poured over those sayings. We also poured over the table as the long evenings wore on, but for the most part, we poured over those sayings.

Please feel free to contribute, but remember that the quality of saying is very important, here.

I'm sure the other members of our fraterno-sorority will agree in this respect.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:14 pm

[QUOTE=frogus23]Fable, you could have at least used your mod powers and moved it to the Homophobia forums...[/QUOTE]

Yes, there are quite a few posts that have pointed in those directions, these days.

He's a scrappy crooked cowboy looking for 'the Big One.' She's a ditzy thirtysomething hooker who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

-The first part of that one sounded almost a bit like Midnight Cowboy. Presumably in the SCTV version, with John Candy doing the Jon Voight role.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:21 pm

He's a sword-wielding overambitious sorceror who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a radical paranoid fairy princess with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

LMAO!!!

frogus23 · Post by **frogus23** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:51 pm

Fable, thought you might appreciate the Cthulic H.P. Lovecraft Generator...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:04 pm

He's a notorious arachnophobic ex-con from a doomed world. She's an enchanted mutant femme fatale from out of town. They fight crime!

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:35 am

AN ATROCIOUS, SULPHUROUS, INHUMAN CYLINDER...

Touche lovecraft, touche'

Who dragged fable's opium thread back into the light of day?

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:20 am

THE INCOMPLETE CREAM... (???)
THAT MUCOUS PRONG... (whats that?)
THAT VIBRATING GOD... (errm, Lovecraft is a perv)

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:13 am

This is the site to click. Come on: comic books and films without any logic about superheroes are the perfect way to ignore reality! Who needs to pay attention to facts and take control of their life, anyway?

He's a war-weary guerilla astronaut with acid for blood. She's a ditzy kleptomaniac wrestler with the power to see death. They fight crime!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:14 am

Nice website!

He's a bookish soccer-playing barbarian in a wheelchair. She's a time-travelling communist nun from the wrong side of the tracks.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:23 am

He's a 14th Century computer game playing Knight wielding a cardboard sword. She's a two time Ice Hockey champion who frequents poetry readings while creating a home for mutant halfbreeds. They fight crime!

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:51 am

He's a short-sighted voodoo gangster in drag. She's a warm-hearted communist journalist with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

(chus & Fiona?

)

He's a deeply religious misogynist cat burglar in a wheelchair. She's a vivacious belly-dancing college professor who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!

(sorry for posting two but couldn't not post this one).